The Little Bather (Le Petit Baigneur)

Winner: le pet it baigneur, a French boat.

In 1 hour, 23 min and 30 sec.

I don't speak Italian.

I speak French. Here is my card: Marcello Cacciaperotti,

pleased to meet you. Pleased to meet you, madam.

Can I obtain exclusive rights to sell the boat in Italy?

Madam, congratulations. Sir, congratulations.

Thank you, sir. - To "le pet it baigneur",

To "le pet it baigneur". - Do we have a sales agreement?

Talk to my boss Fourchaume. He built it.

Fourchaume is a friend of mine.

To "le pet it baigneur".

He is from "Le Petit Baigneur". He must call his boss!

Yes, can I get Mr. Fourchaume's address?

Thank you.

Aspetare. Aspetare. She just keeps saying Aspetare.

Leave the phone. We’re going to miss our flight.

I can't do anything about it?

Come on, hurry, "per favore". She doesn't care at all.

"My brother"... He has won the race.

But they’re not in a hurry, don’t you see?

We can’t wait 2 hours. Our plane is leaving.

I am not deaf.

Ladies and gentlemen.

The Oscar for the best boat of the regatta goes

to a French sailing boat, "le Petit Baigneur".

Built by the Fourchaume shipyard.

I represent the Fourchaume shipyard.

Congratulations. - Thank you.

I want 50 "Petit Baigneurs" by the end of the month.

I take orders and payments. - Good. Perfect.

50. - 55.

Thank you.

At 2 PM the boat will be christened at the Fourchaume shipyard.

After the ceremony there will be a big party with the mayor.

Big day today, isn't it?

"Fourchaume shipyard."

We won with "Le Petit Baigneur".

Mr. Fourchaume. - The minister.

Come up calmly.

As minister, it is for me, in the name of the republic, a great honor...

to meet Mr. Fourchaume, the creator of the "indestructible".

The sailing symbol of France and beyond its borders.

Minister, may I introduce you to Mr. Castagnier.

The designer and creator of this new boat.

What an honor. - You see...

Minister... can we begin?

Go ahead. - Father...

"In no mine patris et filii...

et spirit us sancti. Amen."

Done! - Careful.

Go ahead, madam. - Hold this for a moment.

Excuse her, she doesn't know her own strength.

I have a lot of power.

Are we setting off? No?

So we are not leaving?

It's fine.

Why aren't we leaving? - Castagnier?

Castagnier!

Goodbye, dear sir. And I take those weights off you. Come on.

Bring me Castagnier’s file.

Castagnier!

Well? - Well what?

I think it’s the gasoline.

I don’t understand.

I think we... - I don’t get it.

Shall I show you on the board? - Go ahead.

If we add 0.05, we get...

We get nothing.

Is this your place? What a mess.

No, that’s Combescure’s place. - So where is your place?

Careful. The cup...

The cup... I don’t care at all.

What is it? Shut up. SHUT UP!

What is it? - Castagnier’s file.

Put that there and out, you.

Nice swim at the beach.

"Greetings from Italy and stuff the boss."

Who wrote this?

Not me. - Who wrote this?

It says: Combescure. - I’ll deal with him.

You are fired from now on. - I designed le pet it baigneur.

It’s worthless. - And my kayak is ready.

I will show you my kayak.

Straight!

In your father’s time, this wouldn’t... - What?

I meant: "Your father would never have done something like this."

Never speak about my father to me.

And now get out. Calmly, slowly.

May I take my things? - Yes, but hurry.

Wait a moment... do that again.

Come on, do it again?

Wait!

Do it again.

Come on, last time.

I’m keeping these two for myself.

You can take this one, it’s empty.

Go away!

You can go play on the beach.

Get lost!

Wait, wait. Your contract.

Wait, look, the contract for “Le Petit Baigneur”.

Go build “Le Petit Baigneur” somewhere else, go away!

Excuse me, is Mr. Fourchaume present?

Who? - Mr. Fourchaume.

Mr. Fourchaume is in his office. - Thank you.

Scrap it.

Director.

Mr. Director?

What do you want? What is it?

Do you want a beating too?

Get out, get out!

Mr. Fourchaume? - There he is.

Good day. - Good day, and?

Mr. Fourchaume? - YES!

Let me introduce myself. - What do you want?

I come from Italy. My name is Marcello Cacciaperotti.

On behalf of the jury, I present you with the prize for the best sailboat...

for “Le Petit Baigneur”.

You must be joking.

You must be joking. - No, sir.

Your boat has won. - Won?

“Le Petit Baigneur”? Won? - Yes, signore.

When was that? - Yesterday, in San Remo.

San Remo? - Yes.

I’ll have to check this. - You don’t believe me?

Yes, but I still want to check.

Madam! Madam! Madam Rosibus!

What is it, sir? - Nothing.

Can you call the San Remo police?

And ask which boat won the prize?

Yes, Mr. Fourchaume. - Please.

Stop, you’re dragging a rope behind you.

I called San Remo. “Le Petit Baigneur” has won.

Thank you, madam. You see?

I have a proposal. “Mondial Boat”, my company, wants to...

Yes, I understand.

For the entire Mediterranean region. - I understand.

I already have an order: 200 “Petit Baigneurs” by the end of the month.

Oh my. - What is it?

Oh my oh my!

Is this a “Petit Baigneur”? - What?

Is this the Petit Baigneur? Yes, a prototype.

I wanted to modify it a little.

A prototype? It doesn’t look very reliable.

No, but it is. Don’t touch it. Everything is numbered...

the screws go there. - Is it a sailboat then?

It’s a secret. I won’t say anything.

I represent you and ask for a small percentage.

What? - Yes, you owe me 2 million lire.

Before giving anything, I want the contract...

I want something in return. This is a very unpleasant situation.

I have to go to Castagnier. - Goodbye.

Goodbye, Mr. Fourchaume.

So, did everything go well?

Goodbye. - See you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow! - See you tomorrow!

Darling, what are you doing here? - I made a mistake.

Because I didn’t choose you for the ceremony?

I wish you had done it.

The other one was a nightmare. You have to help me to...

get Castagnier back. You have to help me.

“Le Petit Baigneur” won yesterday.

Do you know what that means?

He works for you, he has a contract.

No, I suspended him. And I destroyed his contract.

Then he’ll just laugh at you.

No, he doesn’t know the boat has won a prize.

He doesn’t know until Monday. We must act tomorrow.

Tomorrow I have to go horse riding. - We can fit it in!

I need your charm, your presence and your knowledge.

We must seize this chance or by Monday it will be too late.

Will you do it? Please, yes? - It’s a yes.

Dad, what do you think of Castagnier?

I’m very happy with the chair he made, look.

Dad is doing very well at the moment. - Yes, but his chair...

Castagnier’s chair is very good. Everything he makes is very good.

And everything he will make will be good.

But his chair.

The chair is very good. - Yes, my dear.

There we go.

Hey, quick.

Hi, we’re looking for the road to Mr. Castagnier.

You have the same tires as me. Are you happy with them?

Same what? - Tires.

Tires. Are you happy with your tires?

Yes, they’re good. Great.

Where can I find Mr. Castagnier please?

It’s very easy. You can’t go wrong.

You go all the way around the vineyard. No, the vineyard is there.

Then take the road to Darlot. And just before Darlot, the road to...

Madelin, and when you’re there.

I don’t understand you. - Opposite the mill lives Grogasse.

Grogasse? - Grogasse.

And he is married to André Castagnier’s sister.

You’ll be there in no time. It’s really easy to find.

Thank you. - So, first right.

Left, right. - Good.

Castagnier!

It’s not here, this is not Darlot’s barn.