Key & Peele

Hey, I just got a text from Charles, y'all.

He got on the wrong bus. He's on the other side of town.

Other side of town? But our concert is in an hour.

Yeah, I know, but he wants us to warm up

and rehearse Praise to the Lord.

Charles said that?

- In text. - Okay, okay.

Well, if that's what Charles said--

Yeah, that's okay. We got this.

- We can do this. - We can do this.

We can do this. Come on, y'all.

- This don't make no sense. - Come on, man.

Well, that was a good one.

Gotta release the Africa.

Yeah, you just got to get those short bursts of song,

so you can run away before mother

are trying to genocide your .

Mm, that's why-- that's when you get those--

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's the guy that...

Did not make it out.

That's, like, Swahili for "Get me out--I'm hit!"

"Where'd y'all mother go?"

Yeah. You know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ah!

Ahh.

Yeah, uh.

Ha ha ha!

Oh, no.

Uh...

Oh.

Uh...

Oh...ah!

Wha-- Ah, ah?

Huh.

Ah.

Uh...

Uh...

Ah.

Ah?

Ah-- Uh...

Uh...

Ah. Ah.

Ah.

Ah!

Ah.

Ah!

Oh.

Ah!

Jordan, would you say I'm gullible?

Mm... No.

I feel sometimes like I'm gullible.

So you believed me when I said

that you weren't gullible just now?

- Oh, darn it. Okay. - See what happened?

Wait a minute, so then, what else is not true

that you told me? Are you not Danny Glover's son?

No, would I be able to talk

like this if I wasn't Danny Glover's son?

That's a really good point. You wouldn't be able

to talk like that if you weren't...

Danny Glover's son.

I can't help talking like this.

Hey, man.

You gotta let me out of here.

Oh, okay.

You tricked me.

I can honestly say I wasn't trying to trick you.

You weren't?

All I said was, "You gotta let me out of here."

There's no trick.

So I do have to let you out of here?

Yes?

Bon voyage.

Order's to let him go, I don't know why

he's in here in the first place. I don't know.

Sorry.

Boy, you really got me in trouble.

Sorry.

Yeah, you must think I'm stupid.

Well, I'm not stupid. I'm smart, so--

You know how you could prove that you're really smart?

Oh, yeah, let me guess.

You want me to let you out of here again.

- Well. - You know what?

You think that you can trick me into letting you out again.

Well, you can't. 'cause this is my choice.

- Get the heck out of here. - All right.

All right?

Reverse psychology.

Sorry about that, guys.

That was me, guys, my bad.

My bad.

Real nice.

Now they said they're gonna dock my pay, and if I let you

out of here again, I'm gonna be severely punished.

I mean, what are you gonna do?

I'm actually surprised they haven't already

thrown you in here with me.

No, prison is for bad guys.

You're a bad guy, and I'm a good guy.

Yeah, but you could see how, from my perspective,

I'm a good guy.

Wait, you're a good guy?

It doesn't seem like you understand what your job is.

Oh, oh, okay. I see what you're doing.

You're trying to manipulate me with reverse psychology.

- Well, it's not gonna work. - No.

It's not even worth going out there again.

Look, they just gon' get me and bring me back in here,

just like they always do.

Unless...

What?

No, I'm-- forget it, I don't want

to take advantage of you anymore.

Look, hey, no, no, listen. I'm not gonna fall for it,

whatever it is. You may as well just tell me.

I was just gonna say that, like, if you were to help me...

Uh-huh.

get past the guards...

Yeah, yeah.

and get all the way out--

Okay.

I really-- no, I have to tell you.

You need to think about this long and hard.

Weigh your options and consider

the ramifications of those options.

Like heck I will.

- Let's go. - All right.

- I'm busting you outta here! - Shh.

Don't-- Don't yell, man.

You might as well ring the alarm.

- Good idea, yeah. - No--

Look, look, he-- Ah! He's--

- Oh, hi, Tom. - It was--

Good to see you guys. Yeah.

Oh, boy, I did it again, didn't I?

It's actually very ironic, 'cause when I was

a prison guard-- when I was a prison guard,

I wasn't allowed to talk to the prisoners.

That was the thing, they said to me,

"If you talk to those prisoners, you're gonna get in trouble.

"You're gonna get in trouble." Now that I'm in here with you,

I can talk as much as I want. Just babble on, and babble on,

and babble on, we can talk about anything you want. Any--any--

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Well, now we know.

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Ruby Ruhf has sent teaching fans across the nation into a frenzy.

I've enjoyed my time in Ohio very much,

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back to New York City. Thank you very much.

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