Do the Right Thing

Wake up. Wake up, wake up, wake up.

Up you wake, up you wake, up you wake.

This is Mister Seсor Love Daddy, your voice of choice.

The world's only 12-hour strongman on the air,

here on We Love Radio, 108 FM.

The last on your dial, but first in your hearts,

and that's the truth, Ruth.

Here I am. Am I here?

You know it. It you know.

This is Mister Seсor Love Daddy

doing the nasty to your ears, your ears to the nasty.

I's only play the platters that matter.

The matters they platter, and that's the truth, Ruth.

From the heart of Bed-Stuy, you're listening to We Love Radio.

Doing the yin and the yang, the hip and the hop,

the stupid, fresh thing, the flippity-flop.

I have today's forecast for you. Hot!

The color for today is black. That's right, black.

So you can absorb some of these rays

and save that heat for winter.

So you wanna get on out there and wear that black and be involved!

Also, today's temperature's gonna rise up over 100 degrees.

So that's a Jheri curl alert.

That's right, Jheri curl alert.

If you have Jheri curl, stay in the house,

or you'll end up with a permanent plastic helmet on your head forever.

All right, we're going to say hello

to Mr. And Mrs., any Mr. And Mrs.

And happy birthday to Big Red, Little Red

and Miss Annie Mae who's 100 today.

And if you're careful to stay out of this heat

you might live to be that old yourself.

There's also a water shortage,

so keep those showers down to one minute.

Two minutes, if you're showering with a friend.

You better get on out there...

Damn. It is hot!

...and get that pink slip, so get up,

get up, get up and get on out there.

That's what I'm talking about.

We don't wanna see anybody losing their jobs

'cause ain't nobody got no money as it is...

All right. Now we're going to talk about it.

We're going to rock 'n' roll...

Good morning. My name is Smiley.

This is Malcolm X.

And this is Martin King.

Now they are dead,

but we still

have to fight

against apartheid.

10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 100.

20, 40, 60, shit!

80... 300.

20, 40, 60, 80... Wait, that's 300.

300, 350, 450... Cash dollar bills.

Mookie. Why are you always bothering me when I'm sleeping?

Wake up, wake up.

Stop breathing down my neck!

It's going to be hot today, Jade.

Saturday's the only day I get to sleep late. Damn.

Stop, Mookie. That's not funny.

Why don't you leave me alone when I'm sleeping?

What's the matter? You don't love your brother Mookie anymore?

I loves you, Jade.

I'll get a lock on my door and keep your ass out of here, Mookie.

Why don't you go to work, man?

Leave me alone for once.

Later, got to get paid.

Yeah, brush your teeth.

I brushed my teeth.

Your breath stinks.

It's your upper lip.

It's hot.

Sonny, how's the vegetables, huh?

Hey, Pop, you talk to that air-condition guy?

I been calling him all week.

He won't come around here unless he has a police escort.

Pino, get a broom and sweep up front.

Vito, get a broom and sweep out front. Huh?

Get a broom and sweep out front.

What? Get a broom and sweep out front!

See, Pop, it's just what I was telling you.

Every time you tell Pino what to do,

he tells me to do what you told him what to do.

He's brain-dead, Pop, he is.

Both of you, shut up. Tell Pino!

What, am I talking to myself here? Is that what I'm doing?

I didn't want to come to work, anyway.

I hate this frigging place. I detest it like a sickness.

You detest this place like a sickness?

That's, like, really hate, you know? That's hate.

Oh, no, no. I didn't say that.

Oh, you didn't say that?

Well, I just heard it. Am I going crazy? I could have...

Did I just hear that? Did I hear that, Vito?

I mean, do you think you can do better?

No, I didn't think so. You see, Pino,

this is a respectable business

and there's nothing wrong with that.

I mean, if there's something wrong with that, I want you to tell me.

You can... No. You can... No. You can tell me right now.

Is there something wrong with that?

There's nothing wrong. All right? Okay?

Look, do me a favor. Get a broom and sweep up.

Tell Vito. What are you, deaf or what? Pop asked you.

I'm gonna kill somebody today.

I can't believe it, you know. What?

That you like her.

I don't like her.

Yeah? Yeah, I don't like her.

Hell, no!

Hey. Hi, Mookie.

Mookie.

Hey, Mook.

Morning, Mookie.

Morning, Miss Mother Sister.

Now, Mookie, don't work too hard today.

The man says it's going to be hot as the devil.

I don't want you falling out from the heat, you hear me, son?

I hear you, Mother Sister. I hear you. Good.

All right. I'll be watching you, son.

Mother Sister always watches!

Mookie.

You're late again.

You live up the block.

What, your Cadillac broke?

Hello, Sal, Vito.

Yo, Mook, what up?

Just cooling.

Just cooling. You're still late.

Why don't you relax, Pino? Take it easy, you'll live longer.

Here, take the broom, the front needs sweeping.

Wait a minute, I just got here. You sweep.

I bet you Sal asked you first anyway.

That's right. Vito, stop that.

You know, just fuck that shit.

I deliver pizzas, that's what I get paid for.

You get paid to do what we say.

"What we say"? Did you hear Sal?

I didn't hear Sal say nothing.

All right, who's working for who, huh?

Come on in, Mayor.

Morning, gentlemen. Pino, Mookie, Vito, Sal.

How are you?

It's going to be a scorcher today. That's for sure.

Need any work done around here?

Why don't you leave him alone, huh?

He's a good man. Leave him alone.

Choose your weapon, Mayor.

You dropped something, Mayor.

You are going to have the cleanest sidewalk in Brooklyn.

Clean as the Board of Health.

All right, Mayor.

Pop, I don't believe this shit.

You running welfare or something?

Every day you give this azupep a dollar.

What's azupep? What is azupep? Are you Italian?

Da Mayor ain't no azupep.

Every day, you give this azupep a dollar for sweeping our sidewalk.

What do we pay Mookie for? He don't even work.

I work harder than him and I'm your own son.

Pino, let's see you carry six large pies up six flights of stairs,

no elevator either and shit.

Why don't you both shut up?

Yeah, tell them, Pop.

And why don't you shut up, too, Vito?

Me and you are gonna have a talk.

Says who? Says who?

Says who? Says me.

Who are you? Hey! Hey! Now, what did I just say?

Don't start that "Mookie don't work" shit, all right?

Yo, Ahmad! I could've done that.

Man, shut up. Yo, Ahmad! Shit. Look, stop.

Look, Punchy, if you wanna do any more screaming,

be my guest 'cause I'm so through.

Yo, who's out here yelling my name?

Well, Punchy told me to...

"Punchy told me to. "

Don't listen to this knothead.

It'll get you in trouble, girl.

Heard that, Punchy.

Yo, Ella? Ella?

What? You got a brain, right? Use it.

Peace, y'all.

Peace, Radio Raheem.

Peace, man. You the man, I'm just visiting.

It's your world, G.

For real, in a big, motherfucking way.

So that boy's living very large.

Even walks in stereo.

Yo, PE's in full effect, boyee!

Radio Raheem like a motherfuck.

Radio Raheem, blasting that big box. Cold-rocking the scene.

Where's the Miller High Life? Where is the Miller High Life?

No more High Life. You look what we have and buy.

No more High Life?

What kind of a joint is this?

How come no more High Life?

Look, Doctor, this ain't Korea or China or wherever you come from.