Love Is For Suckers (Love That Will Freeze To Death / Eoleojugeul Yeonae Ttawi / 얼어죽을 연애따위)

[The names of places, organizations, characters, agencies, and incidents in this drama are fictitious]

Wrap a dakbal for me to go. PD Goo asked me to buy it for her.

You were a bread shuttle for Goo Yeo Reum in high school and

now you're Goo Yeo Reum's dakbal shuttle at 37 freaking years old.

When was I ever her shuttle?

It's nice to see two single middle-aged people relying on each other in harmony.

Goo Yeo Reum, that girl is just baggage. Baggage.

Jae Hoon, let's date for just one day.

I need you to pick me up later. Wear your best clothes and carry a bouquet of flowers, too.

Are you doing this because of John Jang?

The ridiculous bastard said our Yeo Reum was cost-effective,

because they're good at spending money and aren't bothersome!

I don't do things like ssum.

Especially not with someone I'm curious about, like her.

Hey!

What relationship do you two have?

Me? I'm just some guy who's trying his best to look good to her. Why?

"You don't do things like ssum?" Not with someone you're curious about, like me.

Your heart skipped a beat, right?

I guess you were almost played by me?

Yeo Reum has bad luck.

Who was it again?

In Woo oppa!

Is that bastard just any old ex-boyfriend?

Yeo Reum.

Our Yeo Reum sincerely loved him, but she...

Let's stop talking about Kim In Woo.

Unless a really good guy shows up,

just play with me until then.

Jae Hoon and Yeo Reum are not in a man and a woman relationship.

They're more like a human and another human.

We need to help them, so they end up together.

Yeo Reum.

I haven't gotten over you yet.

Let's get married.

I heard Kim In Woo asked Yeo Reum to get married.

What will you do?

What will I do about what?

You like Yeo Reum.

Did anything happen with Jae Hoon?

For a moment there...

I was a little bit confused.

You're not going to regret this, are you?

I'm pregnant with Kim In Woo's baby.

Yeo Reum!

We have 10 minutes left until the wedding.

You shouldn't have made me hear this 10 minutes before the wedding!

I'm canceling today's wedding.

I'm calling off the wedding.

Can someone be this humiliated and still go on living like nothing happened?

You didn't do anything wrong and there's no reason for you to feel humiliated, Yeo Reum.

Hey, Goo Yeo Reum!

Didn't you properly look into the cast's background?

Find a replacement.

Bring your friend, Park Jae Hoon, instead of some random guy.

Come with me someplace.

Sure.

You call them friends?

It's going to be more entertaining than I thought.

Yeo Reum, the reason I came here is because of you.

I'm a bit confused right now.

Don't be confused.

If you need a man. You just say so.

I need a friend right now.

Just continue to be my friend.

Yeo Reum!

Goo Yeo Reum!

How pitiful she looks.

What in the world?

Whoa, why's your bag so heavy?

- Park Jae Hoon? - Yeah!

You should beat my score of 562.

Go on. Fighting, fighting!

That won't do.

You've got a long way to go.

I said I'll carry it.

Why? I should at least carry

the bag of a pitiful repeat student.

How is school?

Is it fun?

It's so-so.

It must be great.

Campus romance...

Have you gone on meetings?

Twice.

The sunbaes set them up.

Whoa, daebak.

Was there anyone you liked?

Not really.

What have you been up to these days?

You know, same old for me.

Academy, home, library...

Jae Hoon.

Yeah.

Drink with me today.

I want to experience a blackout.

Why are you trying to blackout

before you even start drinking?

Let's just try it, yeah?

I want to drink and crawl on all fours like a dog.

I don't drink too much.

- Why not? - Since I'm going to become a surgeon.

I don't want to destroy my central nervous system for meaningless entertainment.

God, so full of yourself.

Yeah.

Then...

I'll drink like a mania,c and you can take it slow.

Why are you craving alcohol so much?

Because I'm depressed.

It's my one and only 20-year-old spring,

and everyone's shining,

but I'm the only gloomy one.

The whole world is in color,

but I'm the only one in black and white.

Take it slow.

- Next. - Take it slow.

Jae Hoon,

what's a surgeon?

A doctor who performs surgeries.

Then you're going to cut people's skin open

and look at blood and stuff?

I'll be saving people with a knife.

That was a bit cool just now.

Yeo Reum, you said you want to be a mass comm* major?

Yeah, I'm...

going to become a PD.

Why?

Was there a specific motive?

I just...

take classes at the academy all day long,

study at the library until midnight,

go home and wash up...

And before I go to sleep,

watching one episode of a variety show before bed

is my single joy of the day.

It's the only time of the day I get to laugh.

That's why I also want to become someone who can make people laugh in the future.

I want to make a program

that's fun and warm.

I think you can.

You're a funny kid.

Right?

I'm a funny kid, right?

And you're warmhearted.

Give me some, too.

Hey.

You never contacted me after graduation.

I was a little sad.

I didn't want to distract you from studying.

What about you? Why didn't you contact me?

I didn't want to distract you from having fun.

I have the most fun when I'm hanging out with you.

Anyway...

you can call me whenever you get depressed while studying.

What if I call you

- and you're in class? - I'll leave in the middle.

- What if it's an exam period? - That doesn't matter, either.

Hey, are you okay?

Geez.

Man, are you drunk already?

Aigoo.

I should've known, judging by your quick pace.

What if I contacted you...

and you're meeting with pretty girls?

I won't do those anymore.

Goo Yeo Reum.

Yeo Reum, are you asleep?

Yeo Reum?

Did you sleep well?

No, not that.

What should I text her?

I totally blacked out last night.

I'm insane! How could a mere repeat student drink and kiss someone?

The agony of the day after drinking and causing trouble...

I'm moved, but I also want to die.

Did you get home safe last night?

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

What about you?

Are you feeling okay?

I must've drank too much.

My stomach feels so acidic, and my head really hurts, too.

Really? Sure, sure.

Yeo Reum, what do you remember? You don't remember anything at all?

I don't remember...

anything at all. Nothing.

Oh, really?

Let's meet later tonight.

Sorry, I'm going to head to the library after my classes end.

I wanted to have dinner with you.

I'll buy you something delicious, Yeo Reum.

I can't cut today, too.

I'm never going to repeat for the third year.

Never, never.

I'm going to focus on studying from now on.

Is that so...

- I need to get going! - Okay.

Good luck in class.

Okay, you, too!

Okay.

We'll begin the chicken fight!