Sheep & Wolves: Pig Deal (Волки и овцы: Ход свиньёй)

Boss!

Boss! Boss!

You gotta hear this!

The sheep... she says they... And the wolves... and the...

I had to tell you. It's, um, uh...

crazy!

Did you come here to show off your vocabulary?

The Gypsy hare!

She said there's a pack of wolves

that live with sheep!

And they're not eating them.

What? Impossible.

She said... she's telling everyone,

there's wolves and sheep living together!

I'm not deaf. Where is this hare?

Back at the Crossing.

Out of my way.

Once upon a time, there was a young wolf named Grey,

poised to become the next leader of the pack.

He was in love with a beautiful she-wolf named Bianca.

And though she loved him back,

she thought he was too carefree, too selfish.

Grey set out, determined to change his ways

and win her heart.

And, to his luck,

found the most incredible, brilliant, wise,

and accomplished Gypsy hare,

who also happened to be wildly attractive...

Okay, Mami, I think we get it.

Will you let me finish?

Anyway, Grey came to me.

I helped change him, all right.

One potion later, he became a ram!

With no other choice, he lived among the sheep,

learning to adapt to their culture.

When his old pack made to attack the sheep,

Grey led the herd and defended their town.

He defeated the tyrant pack leader Ragear,

wooed the fair Bianca, and once again became a wolf.

He brought the community peace, but more importantly...

Now you too can own Grey the Wolf merchandise!

Check out all our options.

T-shirts! Baseball caps! This adorable bobblehead!

Eh? Cute, isn't it?

And by the way, I've got potions for every need.

Fur growth? Hoof growth? Maybe, horn growth?

New color? I'll make a new squirrel out of you.

And only today, you can get this special Grey calendar,

two for the price of one.

Make doubly sure to be on time!

So, how can I get to this marvelous village?

The map goes as a present if you buy three bobbleheads.

Hey, no touching.

Like I said, I've got potions for every need you can think of.

Top quality potions!

This one is a top seller... for a permanent wave.

Come on, these won't last long.

Okay, bunny, what did I tell you before?

That's not for you...

Uh, well, this look is all the rage,

I can tell you that much.

Sheep is very in this season.

Look what you did, you naughty bunny.

Huh.

What did I tell you would happen?

Gentlemen. Perhaps I can interest you in a T-shirt?

Rumor has it you've been making up stories

about species cohabitating.

Stories?

A village where wolves and sheep live together.

They're more than stories. They're true.

You're lying. That's against the laws of nature.

I've been called many things in my time.

And "liar" is not one of them.

This village exists, ruled by the kind and just leader Grey.

Where is it, then? You will tell me, rabbit.

How about this shirt?

It matches your eyes. Okay now, coo-coo.

Not so fast, you're coming with us.

Take her junk and grab that ewe, too!

We'll need a snack for the road.

Aah.

Hey, don't move!

Good morning, world!

- Nice catch! - Catch? Huh?

Yeah!

- Morning, Grey! - How's business?

Oh, you know! All's wool that ends wool!

Everyone's in such a good mood.

Aren't they, though? It's a good day!

Why the long faces?

Just kidding, I know it's your snouts.

Here, have a doughnut!

Ugh! Herbivores.

You got this, all right.

Don't be nervous.

What? Who, me?

Yep. I'm nervous.

Sweetie, don't worry. You deserve this.

And I'll be right here by your side.

Friends!

We gather today in celebration.

One year ago today, our societies came together.

Whether you have hooves or paws, fur or wool,

we have one wolf to thank for our era of peace.

And today I hand over the reins of government to that very wolf!

Go on, I'm so proud of you.

Everyone, may I present, the honorable Grey-ey-ey!

Hello! Hello, everyone, good to see you all together!

Ladies! Thank you, thank you.

Phil, lookin' good. Oh.

- Hello, handsome. - Uh... Gotta go.

For saving our village and ushering in an era of peace,

I give you my staff,

symbol of power and our gratitude.

Everyone, let's hear it for Grey,

leader of wolves and sheep alike!

Aw, thanks, guys. Thanks a lot.

Honestly, thank you.

I promise to do my best

to maintain peace and prosperity,

and to preserve equality, no matter your species.

But first, let's party!

- Belgour! Belgour! - Huh?

Belgour!

Coming in too hot!

Oh!

Belgour! Belgour!

- What's wrong, Clif? - Something is going on.

Strangers, out by the gates.

A fox and a ewe,

and there's two wolves chasing them.

Wolves?

Hey, now, everyone calm down.

No need to worry. I'll check it out.

Need help?

No, it's no big deal.

I'll be back in two shakes of... Well, you know.

Let me go with you.

We're having a celebration here after all.

And even so! What can happen to me anyway?

Just stay here and look after them,

and I'll be back before you know it.

Go on, guys. Have fun!

Uh... what's going on?

Whoa, just asking.

- Leave us alone. - Geez, I just...

- Where you guys headed? - None of your business!

Why are you yelling at me?

Hey, you're not going to eat her, are you?

What? Are you crazy?

Stay right there.

- Aah! - Oh.

Hey, pal, we're having a conversation.

Don't "pal" me, mutt!

Mutt?

You know this guy?

We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

Go chase your own tail, loser.

Seems you might need some help.

You're, uh, doomed, yeah!

Go to the gates up ahead. They'll help you.

- But... - I'll stay here.

Seems these guys need some puppy training.

Who do you think you are?

Aah...

Hey...

- What's that? - You better...

I'm sorry.

- Huh! - Grey, isn't it?

You know my name?

Sweet, I always wanted to be famous.

Your alliance with sheep is disgusting.

It gives a bad name to... to carnivores everywhere!

You're a wolf. A predator.

Top of the food chain.

Throw all this foolish stuff out of your head.

The largest wolf festival is coming in just three days.

Come to our pack

and we'll celebrate it like all the wolves do.

I hope we'll have some mutton on our tables.

Otherwise, we'll come to your village

and celebrate it right here.

Hey, um... excuse me. Can we help you?

My name is Simone.

I heard about a place where wolves lived in peace

with sheep, hamsters, bunnies, and, um...

With herbivores.

Yeah, I just don't want to be enemies with herbivores anymore.

Josey here and I ran away to see if it was true.

Oh-h-h!

Uh... Hi.

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky?

'Cause you're makin' me crazy.

Wait, no, I meant... Your eyes are like...

Oh. Wait. No, sorry...

You all right, pal?

Go on, you were saying something about my eyes?

- No, I wasn't... - 'Cause I think my eyes are cerulean,

but the missus says they're just plain blue. What do you think?