Six Days Seven Nights

Hey!

Aah.

Morning.

Oh.

Thank you. No, thank you.

Hello? Hi.

I'm across the street.

Who?

No. No, no, there's nothing wrong with the ad layouts.

I checked them myself.

Marjorie just must've gotten the months wrong again.

Yeah. Okay. Have you talked to Laslo yet?

I don't care if he's upset.

Call Peter back and tell him

the fashion layouts have to be four pages.

Not seven, not six, not five. Four.

That's because we changed photographers.

You must be kidding. I doubled-checked everything.

What's wrong with the ad layouts?

What's wrong with the ad layouts, Leo?

I'll tell you what's wrong.

Practically everything, because they're the wrong ad layouts.

Marjorie, I have no idea...

Why am I standing here

looking at 30 pages of wrong layouts, Leo?

I'll tell you why. Because someone...

Leo... didn't do their job!

Okay, the copy on the cover reads, "Office Love Affairs:".

"How to Get Him and Your Raise."

Good. Yeah?

Okay, look at me.

Good. Come in a little closer.

Okay. Right here.

Great. Good. I think we got it.

Carry on. Papaya diet?

Big problem. They're talking about changing the fruit.

What type of fruit?

I don't know. They said kiwi or something.

I don't like kiwi. These came for you.

They're from Frank.

My goodness. He is so sweet. He was in London.

Very exotic and expensive.

"Can't wait to see you. It's felt like an eternity."

How long's he been gone?

Two days.

Two days?

Yes. "Meet me here at 7:30."

Ooh, good choice.

"Bring doll?"

Doll. He does this kind of thing all the time.

Hula dolls, Polynesian restaurant.

Now just what are you up to?

It's all part of the surprise. Thank you.

Surprise? Uh-huh.

Sur... You're not breaking up with me, are you?

No.

Okay. Are you sure?

Because 69% of all relationships break up in restaurants.

We're not breaking up.

In fact, I want to increase the romance in our lives.

You do? Uh-huh.

First, close your eyes. Now?

Close them. Okay.

Now remember all the times you said we never go anywhere

and we're always working and we never have any fun?

Well, yeah. Well, open your eyes

and look where I'm taking you.

Um...

Come on.

Oh, you're kidding.

You and me in two weeks.

In two weeks? I can't.

Oh-Oh, you can.

I can? Uh-huh. I cleared it with Marjorie.

You did? Oh, you're a sneak.

Yeah. Six days and seven nights

on the secluded tropical island paradise of Makatea.

Yeah. Yeah. We arrived 50 minutes late.

Oh, is that a problem?

No, no, that's fine. Uh, I'll tell you what.

Why don't I go find the bags,

and you get to go find the charter, okay?

I do? Yeah, I'll see you in ten minutes.

All right. Okay. Sweetie.

Love you. Love you.

Uh, excuse me.

Aah! You son of a bitch!

You miserable piece of rat shit.

Could you help me? I'm looking for Tropical Charters.

You going to Makatea?

Yes.

Well, we'll be ready in 10, 20 minutes.

But this... This isn't the plane?

What?

The plane.

Where's its mommy?

Oh.

Tropical's plane is laid up in Fiji.

We're fillin' in. You're in luck. I'm your pilot.

Uh...

No. I can't...

No. I, um... I can't go in this. It's, uh... It's broken.

No, it's not broken. It's being maintained.

This is my plane. Uh-huh.

This is the De Havilland Beaver.

This is one of the safest, most reliable planes ever built.

Sweetie, there a problem?

Uh, yes.

He, um... He seems to think we're gonna go in this old thing.

What? Uh, I think...

I think we could find another charter. Don't you?

You won't find one. There's a boat leaves from the port.

It takes three days.

Honey. Frank.

All right, all right.

Sweetie, I'm sure the plane is perfectly safe.

And I'm sure the pilot is a trained professional.

He is the pilot.

He...

Well, if you're goin', it'll be 20, 30 minutes.

Gotta get some oil.

Oil. He's gonna get some oil now?

Need help with this luggage? No. No, we're good.

All right, everybody tied down?

Listen, are these really necessary?

Only if we crash.

Hi. Everybody, this is Angelica,

our flight service director.

Hello. Thank you. Hi.

Sorry. Excuse me. Ooh.

Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me.

Ooh.

Hey, baby.

Hello. Are you guys going to Makatea?

We hope. Oh, you'll love it.

Are you from the States?

Yes. I lived there for a while too.

It's very fun.

Hey, Quinn, look. Look what I got.

Check it out. What's that, baby?

It's a bathing suit, silly.

I thought it was an eye patch.

Welcome to Makatea.

Here we are. Thanks for flying Harris Freight,

where frequent flyers earn bonus points good

for valuable merchandise.

Hey, you're not trying to steal my vest, are you?

Martin? Miss Monroe? Yes.

Welcome to Hanaiti. Thank you.

I'm Phillip St. Claire, the general manager.

Hi.

Can we have the reservation for Mr. Martin?

Oh!

Oh, this is beautiful!

Wow!

Wow!

Okay. All right, we're never leaving.

Yes.

I want this to be the most unforgettable vacation of our lives.

Havin' a good time?

Oh, honey, I'm havin' a great time.

Hey, you know what today is?

What?

It's our anniversary.

We have an anniversary?

Yeah, unofficially.

Three years ago today, we first met.

Today?

Today. You don't remember? We fought over a cab.

Oh, I called you a jerk. Yes. Yes.

Oh, great, that you remember.

Sorry. That's okay.

It was all part of love's odyssey.

Odyssey? Mm-hmm.

If I asked, "Would you wear something special for me tonight..."

What'd you have in mind?

This.

Will you marry me?

I'll be back in a second, okay?

All right.

I always thought this was a beautiful island,

but with you here, it is even more beautiful.

How long have you been on Makatea?

You're kidding, right?

No.

You brought me here... Today.

Five hours ago?

Oh. So much has happened since then...

Oh! Oops. Oopsy.

Wow.

There you go.

I slipped. Yeah.

So where is your, uh, copilot?

Oh, she's busy with the tourists.

Well, that sounds like you don't like us.

Oh, no. Never bite the hand that feeds, uh, your mouth.

Whatever.

Besides, you know, they're... They're good for a laugh.

You're a big laugher, are you?

Oh, yeah.