Safe Harbor

WHAT THE--

LOOK OUT!AHH!

DAVID, TAKE THE WHEEL.

NO, NO, NO. STAY THERE.WE CAN DO THAT.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TOCUT IT LOOSE.

GET THOSE HARNESSES ON.

COME ON.

WAIT UNTILI TELL YOU TO GO.

GO!

GO!

HOOK UP! HOOK UP!

OK. I GOT IT.

WATCH OUT!

UNH!

HOLD IT STEADY!

UNH!

YOU OK, LUKE?

YOU GOT IT?

GOT IT! LET'S GO!LET'S GO!

HOLD ON! HOLD ON!

GO! GO!

HANG ON!

SO THISIS IN THE INTEREST OFCUSTOMER SATISFACTION?

I'M JUST SAYING IT'STHE ONLY WAY TO FIND OUTIF IT'S THE RIGHT MATTRESS

FOR A SENSITIVE GUYWITH A BAD BACK.

WELL, WE LIKED ITAT THE STORE.

YEP. NOW WE GOTTA FIND OUTIF IT'S SEAWORTHY.

THIS TELLS ME NOTHING.

IT DOESN'TTELL ME A THING.

OHH.

WANNA GIVE ITA TEST RUN?

I'M NOT GONNABREAK IT IN MYSELF.

NO.

OH. OOH. HEH.THAT'S ME.

WAIT. JUST HOLDTHAT THOUGHT THEN.

HELLO.

HELLO. OH, HEY, CONNIE. HI.

HUH? OH. WELL, I'M GONNAWEAR THE BLACK DRESS.

HMM?

OH, NOTHING.WE'RE JUST MAKING, UH,

UH, THE BED. HEH.

YEAH. WHY?WHAT TIME IS IT?

OH. OK. ALL RIGHT.BYE. BYE-BYE.

OH, GOTTA GO.I GOTTA GO.

WE GOT AN HOUR.WHAT ARE YOU TALKING--

YEAH, BUT IT TAKES ME2 HOURS TO GET READY.

TONIGHT. TONIGHT.LOVE YOU.

I'LL BE BACK.

OOH...

WATCH YOUR HEAD.

WHAT THE HELL WEREYOU THINKING OF?!

ALL THE WAY TO THE BACK,YOUNG MAN.

UNLOCK THIS BOY.I'M TAKING HIM WITH ME.

WHAT AREYOU DOING?

I SENTENCED THIS BOYTO JUVENILE HALL,

NOT COUNTY LOCKUP.

THERE ISN'TANY ROOM TONIGHT.

YOU CAN'T PUT HIM INWITH ADULTS.

WELL, HE HASTO SLEEP SOMEWHERE.

HE CAN SLEEPIN MY OFFICE.

WHERE'S THE OTHER BOY?

HE'S IN THE VAN ALREADY.

GET HIM OUT OF THERE.

COME ON, YOU. OUT.

Woman: ROBBIE,MAKE A SPEECH.

SPEECH!GET UP THERE, ROBBIE.

LET'S HEAR IT.ROBBIE.

COME ON!

SPEECH!

OK, OK, OK, OK.

ALL RIGHT, ROBBIE!

WHOO HOO!UH...

WHOO!WHOO!

GUEST OF HONOR.

THERE ARE GOOD SHIPS

AND WOOD SHIPS,

THE SHIPSTHAT SAIL THE SEA,

BUT THE BEST SHIPS

ARE "FRIENDSHIPS"...

OHH.CHEERS.

AND MAY THEYALWAYS BE.

WELL SAID.

I WILL MISS YOU ALLVERY MUCH.

SAME.

SPEECH, DOUG!

YEAH! COME ON!YOUR TURN!

GO ON.SAY A FEW WORDS, DOUG.

UM...

WELL, HERE'S TOTHE LUCKIEST MANIN THE WORLD...

ME.

LUCKY BECAUSEMY FRIEND MATTHEW HERE

BOUGHT MY BUSINESS FORMUCH MORE THAN IT'S WORTH.

AND LUCKY BECAUSE...

10 YEARS AGO,I FOUND AND MARRIED

THE ONE WOMANIN THE WORLD

WHO WOULD PUT UPWITH MY SH...ORTCOMINGS.

CHEERS.ROBBIE.

CHEERS.CHEERS.OH, HEY.

CAN WE BORROW ROBBIEFOR A MINUTE?

HALEY YANIGER WANTS TOTAKE A PICTURE WITH HER.

SHE JUST WANTSSOMETHING TOREMEMBER YOU BY,

YOU KNOW,IN CASE YOU DON'TMAKE IT BACK.

OH. SHE MEANSIN CASE YOU FIND SOMEGREAT LITTLE ISLAND

AND DECIDE TO STAY THERETHE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOUCOULD LIVE ON A BOATTHAT SIZE.

I COULDN'T DO IT.I'D GO NUTS.

HOW WOULD WE KNOW?

I--UH, THERE'SPLENTY OF ROOM

FOR 2 PEOPLEWHO LOVE EACH OTHER.

HONEY, PLEASE,I DON'T TAKEA VACATION

THAT DOESN'THAVE ROOM SERVICE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?TELL HALEY I'LL BE THEREIN A MINUTE.

I--I KNOWTHEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS,

BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHY.

AHOY, CAPTAIN SMITH.

I'M SORRY I'M LATE.

UH, HELD UP AT THE COURTHOUSE,OF COURSE.

SO WHERE'S ROBBIE?

SHE'S OVERGETTING HER MEMORIALPHOTOGRAPH TAKEN.

CAN'T YOU LEAVE HER BEHIND?

SHE'S THE BESTKID SHRINK WE GOT.

NO. SHE'S MY FIRST MATE.

WELL...

YOU CERTAINLY HAVEA WONDERFUL TURNOUT TODAY.

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.

YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY.

THANKS TO YOU.

AH, I'M GONNAMISS YOU GUYS.

YOU SURE THIS ISWHAT YOU WANNA DO?IT'S A BIG CHANGE.

OH, YEAH. IT'S GONNA BEA BIG ADJUSTMENT--

SAILING AROUNDON A TROPICAL BREEZE,

DIVING FORSUNKEN TREASURE,

WATCHING THE SUN SETWITH ROBBIE ANDA COUPLE OF MAI TAIS.

MAYBE I BETTERGO WITH YOU.

WHEN DO YOU SAIL?

ABOUT A MONTH.WE'RE LIVINGON THE BOAT NOW.

HOW MANY DOESTHE BOAT SLEEP?

DOUG. HEY, DOUG.LET'S HAVEA DRINK, BUDDY.

WHO'S THAT?

HE SELLSMARINE INSURANCE.

NOT TO ME.

I'D TAKE A WALKIF I WERE YOU.

HEY.HEY.

BEEN OUT HEREA WHILE.

YOU OK?

YEAH, I'M FINE.I WAS JUST THINKING.

I HOPE YOU'RENOT GONNA MISS

THIS LIFE YOU'VE GOT HERETOO MUCH.

I'M SURE I WILL.

YOU WILL?

YEAH. WELL,WON'T YOU? HEH.

NO. I'M NOT GONNA MISSTHIS YACHT CLUB STUFF.

AW, WELL, YOU WERE NEVERA PART OF THIS, DOUG.

I MEAN, EVEN MY FRIENDSSTOPPED ASKING, "WHERE'S DOUG?"

ARE YOU HAVINGSECOND THOUGHTS?

I GUESS I-I'VE BEENIN SOME KIND OF DENIAL.

TALKED ABOUT THIS FOR SO LONG,AND NOW IT'S FINALLY HERE.

WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA GO.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RETHINKING YOU DON'TWANNA DO THI--

NO, NO, NO. NO. NO.I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

ROBBIE, YOU WANTEDTO GO OUT ANDSEE THE WORLD.

WELL, I HAVE SEEN THE WORLD,WITH MY PARENTS.

EVERY SUMMER,WE'D GO SOMEWHERE.

THEN WHY ARE WEDOING THIS?

BECAUSE--BECAUSE...

I HAVEN'T SEENTHE WORLD WITH YOU.

MY LIFE IS WITH YOU,WHEREVER THAT TAKES US,

TILL DEATH DO US PART.

HMM?

HEY, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

YOU'RE PROBABLYWONDERINGWHY I'M HERE.

I'VE COMETO ASK A FAVOR.

YOU SAIDYOU'RE SLEEPINGON THE BOAT.

GOT ROOM FOR MORE?NOT ME.

COUPLE OF KIDS.

UH, JUVENILE HALLIS FULL.

I DON'TWANNA PUT THEMIN AN ADULT JAIL.

I-I'M WORKINGON SOMETHING.

IT SHOULD ONLY BEA COUPLE OF DAYS.

WELL, THERE'S GOTTA BEA BETTER PLACE TO PUT 'EMTHAN ON A SMALL BOAT.

WE ALL SLEPTIN MY OFFICELAST NIGHT.

I CAUGHT HELLFOR IT.

LOOK, I KNOWI OWE YOU, JACK, BUT I--

I DON'T HOW TO TAKE CAREOF A COUPLE OF KIDS,EVEN FOR A FEW DAYS.

NOT MUCH TO IT.YOU JUST KEEPAN EYE ON THEM.

THEY'RE NOTHARD CASES,

JUST HEADED INTHE WRONG DIRECTION,LIKE YOU WERE.

MAYBE THAT'SWHY I GAVE YOUA SECOND CHANCE.

WELL, WHAT'D THEY DO?

ONE'SA CHRONIC RUNAWAY.

THE OTHERGETS INTO FIGHTS.

LISTEN, WE GOTTHIS BOAT TRIPIN JUST A COUPLE OF WEEKS.

I-I'M SORRY, JACK.I DON'T THINK SO.

YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE,SHOULD UNDERSTAND.

PLEASE. DOUG,

THERE'S NO ONE ELSEI CAN ASK.

WE HAVE A PROBLEM,WE CALL, YOU COME GET THEM?