Lazor Wulf

I work two jobs, Goddamn it.

I'm taking two breaks right the now.

More at 5:00.

Seems like the news just doesn't care anymore.

Not even a little bit, my dude.

Look, guys ... I've learned to moonwalk.

Ooh! Ah! Eeh! Shamone!

Mm-mm-mm!

I don't know what the hell you're doing,

but that is not a moonwalk.

Stupid Horse, if you don't get your musty ass out of the way ...

Oh! Ah! Ooh!

Also, Lazor Wulf got something way cooler

than some old-ass moonwalking.

And the shit is infectious, too.

We call it the "Gillie-Wet-Foot"!

Whoa. That looks almost as weird as that one time

that ghost haunted my armpit.

Ahh!

Look, my armpit is haunted, y'alls.

Stupid Horse, none of that has ever happened!

Yet.

Anyway, I woke up like this and figured,

"Lazor Wulf, you got something here."

I mean... it's different.

You should put it on your NoiseBubble.

Already done.

It's actually doing better than my usual stuff.

Folks seem to dig it.

Now, be quiet ... a commercial's on.

We now have corn and pizza rolls.

For an unlimited amount of time only.

Come get some and bring money with you this time.

Don't come to my store without no money.

I'm not playing with y'all no more!

What are we doing here right now?

We should be at Esther's eating corn and pizza rolls!

You guys! I can do it, too!

Now, I'm okay with this.

This is truly infectious.

And make sure that you notate how many times

I say the word "infectious."

Ha! The whole world gonna get that Gillie-Wet-Foot!

What is this mess?

It's "Gillie-Wet-Foot."

Gillie-Wet-Who? What the hell is that?

- Lazor Wulf. - Where?

He better not be in my home!

Bro, chill.

"Gillie-Wet-Foot" is Lazor Wulf's new song.

Lazor Wulf makes music?!

When? Since yesterday, man.

He just dropped this one. It's called "Gillie-Wet-Foot."

See? Bro, you got hella followers, bro.

And he just dropped a video.

That's my new sickness!

Goddamn it, Wallace, how did he get my new disease?

if I know.

My sickness leaks, and of all the creatures in the world,

it chose to infect Lazor Wulf!

Oh, I'm sorry. Gippie-Wet- .

I mean, keeping it bam, bro. He made a hit.

It's not supposed to be a hit, Wallace.

It's supposed to be a disease!

Look, it was an honest mistake that I didn't make.

So let's not dwell on the past, man.

Shut up, Wallace. We have to get ahead of this.

I can't let him take credit for what is mine.

Do we, though? In a way, it's probably better

that he caught the sickness, anyway.

What?! Why?!

Right, 'cause honestly,

if you would've dropped that

I guarantee it would've been a thud.

Remember when you dropped "Mugglebutt"?

A thud.

Welcome to "Jamming with Jamantha."

I'm your host, Jamantha Carthwright.

Today's panel we have ... Let me talk, damn it!

I'm here to talk about my new disease

that's going to be launching soon.

You're releasing a "new" disease?

- Is it "Mugglebutt" again? - Hell no.

"Mugglebutt" was a misstep. Don't mention it again.

If I may ask, why are you so angry?

I'm not angry. I'm chill.

Remember Bike Week for a day?

Well, you're here to promote a disease.

That seems angry to me.

So angry.

I don't have to deal with this shit.

All right, I've had enough of this!

Wallace, man the camera.

Tss.

Let me tell y'all something.

There comes a time when you bozos...

Yo. ...need to be reminded who the hell I am.

When that time comes, I drop a new sickness

to give you a nice reminder.

Bro. And let me make this clear.

This ain't no "Mugglebutt."

This disease is gonna shake your foundation

and shatter your soul.

When this is officially released no one will be talking about

"Gillie-Wet-Foot."

Thud. Shut up, Wallace!

Hear me, Strongburg!

This will have the streets crazy.

So...

I just got a call from The Streets.

It said it'd appreciate you not speaking for it,

'cause it don't know you, breh.

- Thanks. - The Streets said that?

Can I get y'alls order?

I want corn and pizza rolls right the now.

I need corn and pizza rolls right the now!

Anything else?

Can I get a cup of tea with lemon, please?

- I want a bowl of soda, and a ... - Lazor? Whatchu want, baby?

I think I'll have some of this.

So infectious.

Seriously. Is it not?

Hey, Lazor Wulf, also known as Gillie-Wet-Foot,

you definitely got the juice.