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- Are we in the wrong house? - I'm Lizzi.

I'm gonna be here until ZBZ National determines that you girls

are back on the straight narrow. I could be anchored down here a while.

It sucks we have to follow these new rules,

but I'm fully confident,

- that we can still have fun. - It is our mission,

to execute some of the most ass-kicking,

rule-bending parties that this campus has ever seen.

Did you see anyone from school over break?

- Just a fling. - Fling-tastic!

I just want you to consider giving Omega Chi another chance,

- we might surprise you. - A gay frat guy is just weird.

The greek social calendar will now be much less crowded.

I'll be watching you.

Excuse me.

This is so freaking stupid.

I don't know who to kill first, Lizzi or myself.

Sorry. That was a tod louder than I anticipated.

5 minutes and not a single one of you completed a full rotation.

That's disappointing.

Rush group A front in center.

Speed spot, speed spot!

As rush group A, you represent the top conversationalists of this house.

I expect you to set an example for rush groups B through F.

A rush rotation group should run like a well-oiled machine,

so we can keep that potential sisters focused right here,

on you, on ZBZ.

What am I doing?

The signal that the rushee looks bored in the conversation installed,

and that you need me to come help you as fast as possible.

But it took you 30 seconds to answer Casey's signal.

I think the girls are getting a little tired,

and possibly wondering why it is we're practicing on a Friday night,

when rush isn't until next year.

We do these drills because practice makes perfect,

if we wanna get this house back in shape,

we need all the perfect we can get.

- Where are you going? - I can't be here anymore.

This sorority has become like a job.

Right now, I'm in college so, I don't have to have a job.

This situation is only temporary and,

this whole Greek crackdown will blow over eventually.

- Where's your ZBZ spirit? - I've been faking it,

a lot.

I know than loosing a sister brings up difficult emotions,

but trust me,

I am not some tyrant here to work you to death.

Just because I'm a little older,

a little wiser, it doesn't mean that I don't need some R&R.

ZBZs work hard,

and we play hard.

Define play.

Back at Polytech,

we started a book club.

We could do the same thing here.

The Great Gatsby is one of my favorites.

We'd have to read it?

It still resonates, Gatsby is like

like the super rich Omega Chi wanna-be.

He threw really wild ravaged parties.

Who wouldn't wanna read about wild parties rather than have them?

Adieu mister social calendar of the greek system.

Never have in our line a newspaper to find something to do.

- Any good movies? - I've seen 'em all.

Movies are all I do these days.

I'm starting to worry about pop corn **long?**

How long you have to wait for Omega Chi to make a decision about you going back?

I don't know, I'm sort of in a holding pattern.

My purity pledge group is playing biojeopardy tonight

There's free refreshment and girls.

There was a girl one time.

I think it was a girl, I'm almost positive.

- I'm gonna keep looking. - The circus is in town...

Last time, I won the entire Rascal Flatt's catalog

- on CD. - If you wanna hang out

with your KT brothers, I completely understand.

Why don't you hang out with my Kappa Tau brothers forever?

- That sounds harmless. - No I'm serious, you can pledge KT.

You're still technicly just a pledge at Omega Chi, why wait around for them?

There's been a couple days and no notice.

We'd have so much fun together.

Let me think about it.

OK but what are we doing tonight?

You know what, this guy in my dorm mentioned something about a '70s party

Normaly I pull these things off but it could be fun.

The Carpenters are one the greatest most underated duos of all time.

Do you wanna join us?

It's like I'm living ever.

I bet the party money went towards the disco bar.

I think I'm gonna swing by Kappa Tau tomorrow.

Episode 1x12 "The great Cappie"

Transcript: Kasius, Allysiah, HorcKs, AkaZab,

Here you are.

I guess we should talk strategy.

You, don't worry.

This afternoon, I'm gonna pick up a ton of copies of TGG.

The Great Gatsby , I think it feel really nice to get for the girls.

You might not have to buy too many since all the girls are quitting.

Andrea last night, Annabel last week.

Don't get me wrong.

I am in love with your book club idea.

I think maybe the girls need a bigger moral boost.

Something by Dickens, Great Expectations .

Little orphans are so cute.

I don't think the book choice is the problem,

I think we could all use some real fun, like a party,

with actual boys.

That's a wonderful idea.

- Seriously? - Seriously, I love it.

A great Gatsby theme party, but educational.

As all parties should be.

The roaring '20s, what a wonderfully rich historical period.

The fashion and music and prohibition.

Prohibition, like...

No liquor?

I'm sorry, this chapter is not ready for a party with alcohol.

We have to find a place to host because of the rules.

Prohibited co and sociolizing in the house.

We must check the girls' GPA and their house points to see who can attend.

Don't forget about the 11 o'clock curfew.

We could have a dance instructor.

I'm gonna e-mail Nationals and tell them all about it.

They'll be so happy.

So will the girls.

Score one for the pledges.

We're gonna have to get rid of your handicap, nice shot Bener.

Glad you could make it.

- I didn't know you were golfing today. - We discussed it at the last meeting.

That's right, you weren't there.

As our brother, you deserve our forgiveness,

and our loving ridicule.

Line it up.

For

Curses...

You met my friend Calvin, I was wondering,

if you'd consider taking him as one of our pledges,

he dropped out of the Omega Chis.

- He's smart, really good at sports. - You'd me at "dropped out of the OCs."

Cultivating a new pledge, not to mention stealing one from our arsh enemies,

- this is what brotherhood is all about. - I do what I can.

- I'll get it - You're not sucking up, I'll get it.

Which Law & Order are you with?

Can I have to issue you your citation?

Open container of an alcoholic beverage.

Again?

There's nothing even here.

Except of maybe the tiniest bit of foam.

That's not gonna hold up on a court of law.

Try to stay out of trouble.

Give my love to dean Bowman.

Here's your ball.

At least, we're gonna have a party.

I went to wilder parties in elementary school, I can't believe this, it's like

I have no control anymore,

my relationship with Evan span out of control,

- I can't manage with Lizzi. - OK stop.

Compromise is what comes with territory,

- you're just being a good president. - I'm a terrible president.

The idea is to keep girl from leaving, not drive them away.

Frannie'd have found a way around this.

Let's play "What would Frannie do?"

Go with me girl.

She'd make Lizzi cry.

And?

Tie her up and put her on a basement somewhere.

I don't know.

- The Kappa Taus have a basement. - Buffalo Bill, let's put a pin in that.

Wait...

- You have an idea? - Yeah.

You just have got to be the #1 weapon on the fight for abstinence.

I thought you enjoyed being ravaged by me in super places.

It's like we're secret sex spies.

I say we remove cars from our list of spy places.

We're running out of places, library, aiport,

- that church. - We'll be more creative for the future.

You believe we have a future together.

Hypothetically.

In a world where there's no Casey,

you're a one-woman men and

people don't gossip.

Miss Logan, I'm surprised you worry about such things.

I don't.

But maybe you do.

You're not contradicting me.

Which is why secret sex is so appealing right now.

No complications.

Get out.

I have class and we can't be seen together.

It'll blow our cover.

Fine, but just for the record,

you cannot be more wrong.

Spies are supposed to be better liers.

Enjoy your walk.

Come by the house this afternoon. I'll show you around.

I guess I could check it out. Normal fellows, right?

From the beginning, you were stuck at OC because of your dad.

- Now you're not stuck with those guys. - They're were not all bad.

A cappucino for Evan.

- How's it going? - Good... Just drinking coffee.