Regular Show

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Nice! Customers!

Can I help you?! No! I want to help you!

Guys, guys, it's my turn.

What are you looking for? Action? Comedy? Action comedy?

Sorry, we actually don't know what we're looking for,

but this map that Mary Stone gave us

says that whatever it is, it's somewhere in this store.

It's gonna be a little hard to know

what kind of action comedy to recommend

if you don't know what you're looking for.

The Chosen One.

The Chosen One? Where?

Oh, my.

We have something to show you.

What are they doing? Duh!

They're gonna put Pops' head in that hole

to open a secret door.

It's pretty obvious, Benson.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Told you!

What's behind the door?

Key to your past.

It's... for me.

It's probably a sweet Pops origin story.

Maybe it'll tell us what we're supposed to do next.

Plus, that tape's made out of ice!

We totally gotta watch it!

Can we use one of your VCRs upstairs?

The tape won't work in any normal VCR.

You must take the tape to the Forbidden Mountain.

There, and only there,

may the contents of the tape be revealed to you.

It'll be pretty dangerous,

but we'll gladly die to make sure you get there

to watch that tape.

Not sure that will be necessary.

Let's roll.

All this Pops "Chosen One" stuff is crazy!

I mean, I always thought he was just an old guy.

A nice old guy, but, you know?

Yeah. I wonder what he really is.

Like, what if Pops isn't Pops at all!

What if Pops is a robot?!

Oh! Or what if he's actually a smaller guy piloting a robot?

Yeah, that sounds about right.

We're almost to the mountain, but to get there,

we must first cross this frozen lake.

That looks pretty dangerous.

Is there another way?

Well, sure... if you wanna go through Magma Lake

or Lightning Lake, be my guest.

Those names feel pretty on the nose.

All right. Guess we'll go across the frozen lake.

That's what I thought.

We must make haste... careful haste.

Uh... guys?

Ditch the snowmobiles!

Run!

I'm not gonna make it!

No, Joel!

It's too late for me!

Just jump it!

I really think you can make it!

Uh... I'm not much of a jumper.

You sure you don't wanna at least try?

Well, uh... I could... give it a try.

Whoa!

Oh, man! I forgot to jump!

Joel!

Now I'm for sure a goner! Just go!

Maybe we could make a human chain and pull you out?

But you guys'll be really cold!

It really won't be that bad!

Okay, that sounds good!

L-Let's try that!

Aah!

Well... we tried.

Let's keep moving.

It was very brave of...

J-Joel? Joel.

Joel to sacrifice himself like that.

What do you think is on that tape?

I have no idea, but I'm eager to find out.

I know so little about myself, about my past.

I can't even remember anything from before I was 2 years old.

Uh, nobody can remember that far back, Pops.

Yeah, 2?

I can hardly remember anything before I was 22.

Perhaps you're right.

Hey! Take a look at this!

It's bones.

U-U-Uh... I don't think we should stay here.

Agreed. This is definitely a snow mammoth's den.

And from the looks of it...

He's right there!

Everyone, run!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Over here!

Go get it!

Aah!

Fi! No!

I'm not worth it! Go on without me!

You should really have some more self-respect!

You deserve to live as much as any of us!

You know... maybe you're right!

Oh, no! Now it's really too late!

Fi! No!!

There's a hole over here we can go through!

Don't let her death be in vain.

Come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Greetings, travelers.

Aw, what! The Eggscellent Knight?

How are you up here?!