Urusei Yatsura (うる星やつら)

URUSEI YATSURA

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you, love you, love you the best!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

On nights when the stars are twinkling...

...I dream all about you.

I love you, but you act like you don't know.

I bet you're crazy for someone else by now!

Ah! Men all have so many loves.

Ah! You're spreading them all over...

and making me worry!

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

love you the best! Love you the best!

Domestic Quarrel -- To Eat Or To Be Eaten?

Subtitles: Arigon

Thank you very much!

Ah, hello...

Boy, am I wasted!

Did I catch a cold?

Ataru! Ataru, can you come here for a second?

What is it?

It's almost dinnertime. Is that person going to stay?

Hmm. Therein lies the problem. That being, what's for dinner tonight?

Fried prawns! What?

Such extravagance.

But it's frozen food. They're this small and there's only fourteen of them!

I...I see...

14...

The original plan was that Ten is small so he gets two...

and everyone else gets three each...

That means...

That's right! If that person doesn't leave, each of us gets less!

And the portions are already small as it is...

Hmm... if worst comes to worst, there'll be only 2 each...

Urge him to go home soon...

That's easy to say, but...

What are you saying? For all intents and purposes, he's your guest.

In this case, parent to parent prodding might be the best approach.

My, my. Is it dinnertime? Smells good.

Ma'am, It's very kind of you to invite me to dinner... Thank you!

We don't mind at all!

We don't mind...

We're all guaranteed to get two each...

Speed will determine who gets a third one.

The rewards of my blood and sweat...

the fruits of my daily labors are now before my eyes...

Let's ea... Let's ea... Let's ea...

Thank you...

M...My...

My blood and sweat...

My...My beloved prawns...

Dad...

What?

They're resentful.

Why?

Did I do something to upset you?

Oh, no, no... Nothing at all...

We don't really...

What an impressive way of eating...

Really... you ate my cooking so cleanly.

My... what a cheerful family...

Fried prawns... tiny fried prawns...

beloved fried prawns... the prawns I wanted to hold in my arms...

Whatcha grumbling about?

Ah, what is it... did you come here today to see Lum?

Dad ran away from home today.

"Ran...?

"Away...?

"From home...?"

It's very embarrassing...

But why?

It all started like this...

"What?! This is all I get for an entree?"

"That's more than enough."

"I have a big body. I won't be satisfied with just this!"

"Then get thinner. It's not healthy to be overweight. "

and I would usually back down, but this time...

"This is totally unacceptable!

"I'm telling you it's not enough!"

"Dear... you took my entree... "

"So what?"

"My entree...you took it!"

I feel that the breadwinner should be able to eat what he wants...

so I left the house to give her a chance to repent...

"You rat!

"Get out!"

"Midnite... Midnite!"

"I'll...I'll disappear!"

Isn't it a terrible story?

Isn't it a terrible story? Now, now, have a drink...

Thanks!

I can't say I don't understand how your wife feels...

What did you say, Son-in-law?!

D...Did I say anything?

Dad, how long are you going to stay?

Well, I'm a man!

I'm not returning until your mother comes here and apologizes!

My, so until then you're staying here?

I'd be obliged... Is it any trouble?

None at all. None at all.

What a cheerful and comfortable household.

Yes, it is...

Darling, it's time to go to bed.

Uh, yeah...

So, shall we put out the futon?

A...A...Are you gonna sleep here, too, sir?

Don't worry, Son-in-law. I won't get in the way of you young folks...

"ln the way... of us young folks..."

Oh, Dad... We always sleep separately...

Lum, I'm suffocating...

Sorry...

L...Lum.

T...Tonight I'll sleep in the room downstairs...

Y...You should have a nice night with your dad. OK? OK?

What, what are you two blushing about?

Hey, what are you doing?

But...

No "but's." It's disrespectful to the Cup-o-noodles to eat it uncooked.

Apologize to the Cup-o-noodles!

Dad... I don't have any- where to sleep.

This tastes best when it's a bit overdone...

A little longer... I don't have anywhere to sleep...

Just enjoy the taste as it is.

Adding more ingredients or spice, even by mistake, is heresy!

You're really avoiding this conversation, no matter what.

You're planning to eat my cup noodles, no matter what!

Rock, Scissors... Rock, Scissors...

Paper! Paper!

Stupid scissors!

Dad, let me go to sleep...

Hey, Mom... Dammit!

Are you REALLY asleep?

Why is this happening to me...?

Darling...

What is it...?

Aren't you cold?

Shut up! I was just about to fall asleep.

Do you want to sleep in the UFO with me?

Idiot, how could I do something as embarrassing as that?!

I'd thought you'd say that. Here...

I don't need that! Just hurry up and go to sleep!

OK!

Nobody asked you!

Darling?

What?!

Good night.

Uh, sure.

Here I take off work today because of a cold, and Ataru forgets his lunch...

I...I hope nothing bad happens...

Today's class is really quiet...

That's good.

Uh, it's very difficult to translate ancient Japanese verses into English...

Moroboshi, have him leave.

You're always asking me...

He's Lum's father, so ask her.