Felony

Triple 0. What service do you require?

Ambulance. Emergency.

Ambulance emergency. What suburb?

Kings Park.

Okay. And what's the exact address in Kings Park?

I'm on Epson Road

and the nearest cross street is...

That's okay, that's okay. We can come back to that.

Quarry... Quarry Road.

Okay, so it's Epson Road with a cross of Quarry Road.

- Is it in Kings Park? Is that in Sydney? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ok, alright. So tell me exactly what's happened there.

There's a boy and he's on the road

and he's had a... he's fallen off his bike.

Copy that.

Alright, we're in. We're in. Come on. Go! Go!

Get down! Get down!

Over there! Go, go, go, go!

Get down!

Get him on the floor!

- Oh! - Get down!

Hey, hello! Got a picture of you on my wall.

How are we doing out back?

Oi!

We've got a runner! We've got a runner!

Copy that.

Do you have a description of the suspect, delta 1?

Repeat, do you have a description of the runner, delta 1?

Hey!

Stop!

Delta 2-3 is approaching on the eastern side of the complex.

Come on!

Oi! Stop it, mate!

I'm on you!

Fuck.

Oi, who's out the back exit?

Back and the side exit. We've got a lone runner.

Go, go, go, go. Go.

Down! Down on the ground! Down! Stay down!

Put your hands behind your back! Got him?

- Mal! - Yeah.

- Mal! You okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Vest. On the vest.

Please confirm status of officer.

Central, he's okay. He took one in the vest.

Requesting an ambulance and backup.

Copy that. Proceed.

You speak English, mate? Hey? Speak English?

You just shot a police officer, you clown.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Piece of shit.

Emergency vehicles dispatched.

Well, boys, we got 'em.

Fair and square. Special mention for mad Mal here.

Mal... Mal took a shot for his troubles. Come on, give us a...

Look! Look! Look!

Mal, I know what that's like, I know what that's like,

but my beautiful wife has promised never to use my gun on me again.

I promise not to give it to her again.

Mal, seriously, well done for putting it all together.

Honor to have you.

- To Mal. - To Mal!

- Task force Shepherd! - Yes!

Well done!

Hello?

Yeah, if you honk the horn again,

my wife's gonna come out there and kill ya. It's not even 5:00, for Christ's sake.

S-sorry. I... I didn't wa... yeah.

- Yeah, so the horn... - Sorry, sir.

...woke the dog, the dog woke the grand kid, the grand kid woke the wife.

- Sorry, mate. - It's a bloody chain reaction.

Sorry about that.

Oh, Christ.

Yeah?

Hi. Still going to your mum's?

- Oh, yeah, yeah. By lunch. - Yeah?

Yeah, I told you earlier. I've got to take her to bingo.

- Don't swear in front of... - Yeah. Yeah, okay.

- ...he's not getting it from me. - Yeah...

Yeah, well, you know, if "fuck" becomes part of his vocabulary,

- I'll buy you a Porsche. - That'll be the day.

- Yeah. Goodbye, sweetheart. - See ya.

I said "fuck" in front of the kid.

You know, if no one reacted, the kid wouldn't pick up on it.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, granddad."

You got kids? Oh, no, I asked you that before, didn't I?

Yeah.

Yeah, you said you've got to get a girlfriend first.

Trust me plenty of time.

So, no horn. Text me. I'm not that old.

Oh, that's for you, by the way.

Black, no sugar, right?

Yeah.

We've got to hold on

To what we've got

It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not

We've got each other and that's a lot for love

We'll give it a shot...

Come on, sarge, get in this. Come on! One more time,

- we'll have one more. - Alright.

Yeah! Skull it, sarge, come on!

- We've got that party tomorrow, don't we? - Yeah, we do. There he is.

On tomorrow?

No, no. I've got my kid's birthday thing on, though.

- Yeah. See ya. - See you tomorrow.

- See you, mate. - Bye, Mal.

Oh, password's 'pirate'.

- The RBT boys are out in force. - Oh, yeah, yeah.

Get it? You get it?

Half blind.

What? What? That's funny.

- You're not funny. - No, you're not.

Avalon

When the samba takes you out of nowhere

And the background's fading out of focus

Yes the picture's changing every moment

And your destination

Avalon

Shit.

Dancing dancing

Hey.

Morning, sir. This is a random breath test. You had anything to drink tonight?

I had a couple.

Can I see your driver's license, please?

Pirate.

What was that?

Pirate.

Just hold on a sec.

Avalon

Sorry about that, Detective. Drive safe, mate.

- That's alright. Have a good one. - Yep, you too.

He says, "what, so they held up

"a whole bus load of Japanese tourists and got away?"

And this young copper says, "yes, sir."

He says, "well, you didn't get a single description?"

And the kid says, "no, sir, they didn't speak English,

"but the driver said they got 5,000 photos."

Right. We're up.

Why ham and not bacon? Is that a health thing or a taste thing?

A bit of both.

Jesus, it's five o'clock.

We wanted to catch you before work, save you the embarrassment there.

- Thought we were done with all that. - All what, Sarah?

The abduction and rape of a little girl?

Is that the "all that" you're talking about?

This is Detective Melic, new bloke.

- So, Victor been round? - No. I'm over with him.

Well, we know he comes around.

- He doesn't. Bullshit, he does. - Oh, look at you, protecting him!

Is that all?

Well, no. This is kind of a courtesy call, actually.

We just...

Hold that... No, no. It's alright. Hold that, will you? Thank you.

Just so you know, we found your pedophile boyfriend.

He's in Newcastle. Thank you.

Now, we've got enough to charge...

To charge Victor, so you'll be next in line, Sarah,

so you might want a couple of days to consider your options.

Fuck off.

Well, don't say we didn't warn you. We'll see you again in a few days.

Oh, and, Sarah, I nearly forgot.

We found the kid's toy pram yesterday.

It was covered in prints. Adult female.

Cheerio.

When the dog bites when the bee stings

When I'm...

Oh, they'll be talking to each other now.

Hey.

Hey, kid. Hey.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey!

Hey!

Triple 0. What service do you require?

Ambulance. Emergency.

Ambulance emergency. What suburb?

Kings Park.

Okay, Kings Park. And what's the exact address there?

I'm on Epson Road,

and the nearest cross street is...

Fuck.

- That's okay. That's okay. We can... - Oh, it's Quarry... Quarry road.

Okay, so it's Epson Road with a cross of Quarry Road.

- Is it in Kings Park? Is that in Sydney? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Alright, and what's your telephone number there?

Sorry?

- Your telephone number. - Oh, 0525-633-332.

Okay, alright. Tell me exactly what's happened.

There's a boy and he's on the road

and he's had a... He's fallen off his bike.

- Okay, so... - And he's hit his head and he's not moving.

Okay, alright. Do you think that maybe he could have been hit by a car?

No. I don't know.

- Okay. Alright. - I mean... there's a possibility,

but he may have just fallen off his bike. I don't know.

Okay, but he's lying on the road with the bike,

and you can't see anything else around?

Hold on a sec. Hold on.

- Okay. - Yep.

Someone's just arrived.

- Someone's just arrived? Like a vehicle? - Yeah, like a truck. Hold on.