Beavis and Butt-head (Beavis and Butt-Head)

THE BUTT-HEAD EXPERIENCE

At the Tugman research centre

new experiments are being conducted that have shown progress in

many areas in laser-assisted surgery.

Butt-Head, Butt-Head, come here quick! Bare ass on TV!

...early stages many forms of colon cancer can now be cured according to Dr. Dorfcock.

- Here at the institute we have... - Whoa.

...we are using semiconductor...

PBS is pretty cool.

His teeth are whiter than white.

Yeah, they are white.

- These guys live on the edge. - Yeah.

The edge of wuss cliff.

This is Joey Buttafuoco's singsong.

Let's find something that rocks.

"Take me down to the paradise city,

where the grass is green and the girls are pretty".

- "Oh won't you please take me home". - Shut up, dumbass.

- This isn't "Paradise City". - Oh, yeah.

- This is cool. - Yeah.

- Garbage is cool. - Yeah.

I like wind too.

- Wind is cool. - Yeah.

That would be cool if we had, like,

- garbage blowing around in the house. - Yeah.

Let's take garbage

- and throw it on the floor. - Yeah.

Shut up, Beavis!

Don't make me kick your ass again.

I'll kick your ass, butthole.

- It was just because I was sick. - Yeah.

And I would also like

two fish sandwiches.

One chicken sandwich with extra cheese and no tomatoes.

And I also need three cheeseburgers:

One with mayonnaise and lettuce,

one with pickles, lettuce and ketchup,

and one with mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, onions and pickles...

Are you ready to rock!?

Ladies and gentlemen!

Would you please welcome!

Bunghole recording artists!

Beavis and Butt-Head!

I heard Houston wants to party.

Are you ready to rock?

This one are for new album.

This is cool.

Play some Skynyrd, man!

Butt-Head, Butt-Head I want you Butt-Head.

Over here Butt-Head, Butt-Head, Butt-Head.

Butt-Head, here, Butt-Head. Over here, Butt-Head.

Butt-Head, Butt-Head. Hey Butt-Head.

Butt-Head, come here, quick. I found another dead rat.

You ass wipe. I was about to have a wet dream.

Why that guy's eating dinner with those old people?

Yeah.

Maybe he's in trouble.

Whoa! He's got a comb in his back pocket.

Yes.

Cool.

- Kiss rules. - Yeah.

These guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes.

Yeah these mimes are cool cause they, like, make a lots of noise and scream.

- I hate when you are, like, at the fair, - Yeah.