Endangered Species

Police believe two men and three women became the latest

victims of the recent rafts of mysterious kidnappings

when they vanished from the parking lot of the Good Sports health club late last night.

Bringing the number of disappearances over the last month to a total of 23

14 men and 9 women.

As with all previous disappearances the victims were

last seen either going to or coming from their usual workout.

See you later. - Bye

Catch you later. - Bye.

In the mean time people are urged to use their gyms only during daylight hours.

If you must go at night travel in groups and carry big sticks.

Hey, I was watching that.

Hi, Kathy. How's it going?

Barbara, I thought you quit.

When I finally looked so good, no way.

I've just been coming in the mornings.

I know what you mean.

I usually try to get out of here before dark myself.

Well, keep it up once you've been at it as long as I have.

You'll really look good.

Thanks.

You're an inspiration.

Stop it. Mom, Chris keeps making dinosaur noises at me.

- Christine, stop making dinosaurs sounds at the breakfast table, please.

- You started it. - Did not.

- Did too! - Did not!

- Did too! - Did not!

Mrs. Powell's cat put in our yard again.

Yeah, well, he did up here.

Ew, that's a daddy job.

- You know, Dad, if we had a dog, he'd keep that cat away.

- Yeah, but then I'd be cleaning up a dog poop instead of cat poop.

- If Chris gets a dog, I want a mouse, a white one.

- Nobody's getting a mouse or a dog, and I'll take care of that cat myself.

Oh, yeah? How are you gonna do that?

Daddy, you wouldn't!

Of course he wouldn't.

Would you honey?

I don't know.

Yeah.

What's the body count?

OK, gimme that address.

Here he is!

I understand we have a witness?

Yes, sir.

Security guard found her hiding in a locker.

Where is she now?

County Memorial under heavy sedation.

- Before I could question her, whose bright idea was that?

Lieutenant Wisnowski.

Shit. What the hell was he doing here?

I don't know.

Is Yamata here yet?

Women's locker room.

Thank you.

How you doing, Trev?

Hey, Sully. What a mess, huh?

Oh, boy.

Hey, Sully, what's happening?

I don't know. You tell me.

We've got one Kathy Carpenter.

Best damn body I've ever seen.

Dead or alive?

I got one.

Purse is in that locker.

Anything in it?

- Just the usual compact lipstick, hairbrush.

Condoms.

You're kind of girl.

Why, 'cause she's easy?

No, cause she's dead.

Oh, that's funny.

So what about the others?

- Well, my professional medical opinion, they're dead too.

Looks like he used a 22.

Yeah, that would be my guess.

All the wounds were small and clean.

And all headshots, right?

Yeah.

- You better hope you never have to shoot it out with this guy.

I hear he took a few with him.

Yeah, about a half dozen or so.

Jesus Christ.

- Well, at least he knows I'm taking him alive.

What the hell is he doing with them?

- You're gonna get this guy. He left tracks this time.

I don't know, Phil. It's gonna be hard to...

You know that guy?

What guy? - What you didn't see him?

- No, he's probably one of the guys from uptown.

Yeah, maybe.

First of the month.

Hey, Wyznowski

What's the deal with you sending my witness to

the hospital before I could even question her?

I tried talking to her.

It's a fucking waste of time. Just keeps blubbering.

- Uh-huh. Well, next time you should try a more sensitive

approach, like, uh, beating her with a rubber hose.

Hello, Phil.

Hey Sully, my dog just had puppies. What do you say?

Wear a condom next time.

- I thought you just might want one for the kids.

- Smart ass. - No, thank you.

Come on, Sully, every kid needs a dog.

- What to piss on my carpet and chew on my shoes?

- Uh-huh. You just described my date last night.

You got to start going out with a better class of a woman, Phil.

- All right. Tell your sister I can't see her anymore then.

- Can't, we don't talk. - Now Medina says

that you haven't send over the bullets to ballistics.

- How come? - There aren't any.

What are you talking about?

- He must have dug them out before he took off.

- Dug them out of the corpses. - Yeah.

And they weren't just regular headshots, either.

He shot him either in the ear or the eye.

- Holy shit. - What?

- Well, I had this friend once, Kevin, something and, uh,

he used to stuff animals as a hobby, and he'd always had to shoot them in the eyes

so there wouldn't be any bullet holes in the hide.

You know what I mean?

You think our boys got a trophy room?

Sullivan, Yamada... Wyznowski

My office, please.

Gentlemen, I just got off the phone with the chief, and my ears are still ringing.

So give me some good news.

I wish we could captain, but our boy covers his tracks pretty damn well.

We don't know dick, except that he's a dead shot,

and he's very discriminating about his victims.

Let me have that with you. - Sure.

- So, uh, you don't agree, huh? - No, sir, I don't.

I got that these guys are generally discriminating,

you know, zeroing in on a specific race or gender, but this guy is all over the map.

He'll hit men, women, black, white, spics, chinks,

- Hey - I mean oriental people, sir.

The only constant thing, sir, is where he kills them.

And that's in health spas.

No, if they're the wrong size, he leaves them behind, neither too heavy or too thin.

Our boy wants people in perfect physical condition.

So, why did he leave the weightlifter behind?

Or that perfect ten in the shower?

I don't know, but there is a reason.

You bet there's a reason. The reason is you're wrong.

Well, you look at this, am I giving this too much water, or..?

Maybe there's not enough sunlight.

Yamada, what do you think?

Well, um, I'm no expert, but have you tried those little fertilizer steaks?

Oh, no, no. I mean, what do you think about Sullivan's theory?

Oh, I think it makes sense.

I mean, I don't know what our boys do with the

bodies, but he does want him in perfect condition.

You only saying that, because you like him.

No, I'm only saying that because I don't like you.

You see, sir, that's what I was telling you.

These guys are constantly talking about me like that

in front of the man of that undermines my authority.

The only thing undermining your authority is that suit.

And the tie.

Well, yeah, the tie goes that same.

Oh, right. Look, that's enough, okay?

Now, tell me about the witness. You got a statement yet?

She's on a sedation and will be unconscious until morning.

All right. I want Wisnowski and you to be

the first things she sees when she wakes up.

And Wisnowski.

Try getting a little closer to your razor tomorrow.

I should have said there was a memo from my dermatologist about the rash on my face.

Yeah, well, you got till the weekend, okay?

Now, everybody get out of here, will ya.

I'm going to figure out what I'm going to

have to say to the press conference tonight.

Puppies make great Christmas presents. - Fuck you, Phil.

I just wanted to throw that out there.

Thanks for your support, guys.

Hey, it's a jungle in there.

Is it just me or is he fat?

Bye, Amy. - Bye!

Bye.

Yeah, Lieutenant Sullivan.

Hey stranger, I'm heading home.

Should I keep it warm or are you going to be late again?

Keep what warm, honey?

Dinner, of course.

You're such a tease.

Look, I was just about...

Honey, I'll call you back.

I got to go, OK?

Oh, OK.

Love you.

I love you, too.

Hey, Sully.

Caught me in the middle of dinner.

Christ Phil,

how can you eat in here?

You've never eaten in the cafeteria.

What's up?

The weightlifter and the dead woman in the shower.

I haven't gotten to them yet.

Good, let's check them out.