Gair

We bow to thee! We bow to thee! We bow to thee!

Huh? A child? That too here?

What a sin?

O Lord, you may remain quiet but I will not.

O Priest, it is still not the time for the Aarti! What happened?

Hey, don't you've the eyes that you are asking me? Look there.

A child? - Oh, whose child is he?

This is not a child.. this is pure blasphemy!

With the onset of Kaliyug ..

..the evil forces have ruined the sanctity of the temple even.

Come forward and throw this product of a sin, out of the temple.

Stop!

Who says that he is a product of some sin?

I say that.

O Priest, a sin is never born without a sinner.

If you are so keen on meting out some punishment..

..better go and search that sinner..

..who gave him a place in her womb..

..but could not give a shelter in her lap.

But I'll give him my breast!

...raise him, holding him close to my heart.

Praise to you, Kaushalya! Praise to you!

Sir has come! Sir has come! Sir has come! Sir has come!

Sir, it's you?

Till such time, women like you are on this earth..

..the spirit of Satyug (age of virtue and righteousness)..

..will prevail in during this Kaliyug .

Sister Kaushalya, give him to me.

Wow! Seeing the smile and radiance of his face..

..I would say that..

..one day this child will become your savior!

A child is an image of God.

O Bholenath (Lord Shiv)!

This child is giving a smile, not to us, but to you, rather.

He is saying that no later he was born, he was made support-less.

But he'd not lead a life of scarcity and vulnerability, O God!

I'll script his destiny.

And he won't be a weakling but he will be powerful!

A mighty one!

Lousy shameless fellow!

Hey blind fellow! Cross the road!

Shove it into him!

Pick up this blind man's belongings..

..or else I'll thrash you so much..

..that your kith and kin will turn poorer than he is.

What if I don't pick up?

Won't? Then I'll pick you up!

C'mon, pick up the papers. - I'll pick up! I'm picking!

Please forgive me, brother.

In this city of fiends, when were you born as a Messiah?

Forget about me, tell me about yourself.

Where were you going so early in the morning?

I've an interview in Vijay Kumar & Company.

Just see, I may get my eyesight!

If God resides in this world..

..the no one will call you blind henceforth.

Thank you, sir. Thank you very much.

The construction work for which all of you've tendered..

..this contract will go to the one with the lowest quotations.

And the name of that company is..

Vijay Construction Company.

This is a fraud!

This contract should go to Oberoi Construction Company.

Since the last decade, it has been allotted to our company only.

Most certainly, cause you must be submitting the lowest bid.

But this time, Vijay Construction Company..

..has quoted less than your company.

That's why their tender has passed!

Definitely this bastard has played some trick in this! I'll..

Had you not been my brother-in-law..

..I would've taken the life out of you.

You couldn't make a mud house all your life!

And you want to compete with Vijay!?

The one who has touched the peaks of success..

..with his hard work and honesty.

Keep it up my son. - Thank you, sir.

Come son, come with me.

Jagat Mama, can't comprehend..

..what relation does your bro -in-law has with this Vijay!

By the way, are you going somewhere?

No, my son is arriving from the US, after his studies.

I've come to receive him. - I see.. very good.

Brother, is Madhu still in the hostel?

No, Bhabhi.. she has returned. I came here with her only.

Where are you both going? - Not me, only Madhu.

To participate in a dance competition. - Dance competition!?

Yes. Listen.. dear Madhu! - Yes, daddy.

Come here. - See you.

Dear, he is my friend Oberoi! - Regards!

Greetings! Dear, she is my wife Sharda.

Regards! - Bless you!

You are attention please.

Here it is. Raja's flight has arrived.

There is Raja. - Raja!

Hi, mom.

Hi, dad. - Hi.

Hey, mom. I missed you so much. I miss you.

Handsome, right?

O Prince.. even I'm here.. waiting for you!

Hi, dad.

You son-of-a-fool!

Have you forgotten all your....Indian values having gone to the US?

C'mon, touch my feet.

Come dad. Time is change.

Time is change.

Means, the sky has fallen and the earth has risen!?

Well? Well.. yes.. some such thing happened today, Ms..?

She is Madhu, daughter of our Judge Saab.

How do you do?

Namaste! - Namaste!

Ok daddy, it's time for my flight.

I'll take your leave. Bye. - Okay. Bless you.

I won't be able to come to the airport tomorrow. Catch a cab.

Okay, bye. - Bye dear.

Raja Saab.. shall we go home now?

Welcome, my dear. - Bless me. - Arrange the breakfast.

My great uncle.

How are you, Mamaji?

Don't ask, nephew.. don't ask.

All the notes of your uncle have gone out of tune.

When I play one note, another one gets played.

When I play another one, yet another gets played.

Meaning, before my playing any tune, I get laid!

Don't talk in riddles, uncle. Come to the point.

Nephew, what to tell. Ten years back when you had..

..gone abroad, the situations are very different now from then.

Why? - A serpent has entered in our lives.

- Serpent? - Breakfast is ready.

A python rather. A python. - Uncle.

Against whom are you complaining now?

Oh. no no, asking about the AC working properly in the flight!

Oh! - Nothing else.

Raja, from tomorrow, all the business responsibilities are yours.

Understood? Now let your father relax.

Not from tomorrow. But the day after.

Why? Is it some national strike tomorrow?

Oh no, uncle.

Tomorrow my fortunes will smile on me.

You must've been the winner in the dance competition, right?

Yeah, had the contest taken place, then perhaps! - Means?

The contest is not in Delhi but in Mumbai, now.

So now we would be able to see it here itself.

Hey.. what.. what has happened to this car?

Oh.. it had to break down now itself!?

Doesn't matter. Let it be. I'll take a cab.

Oh no.. why would you take the trouble. Just a minute.

I'll check it just now.

It got heated!

What has happened to it!

Mechanic! Hey, Mechanic!

Our car is emitting fumes!

Yes? - Since long I've been shouting. You deaf?

Did you say something to me?

No, I'm a lunatic. I get fits when I talk to myself.

Seems, just like your car, you too have got heated up.

Give me a hand, I'll repair your car.

I had thought that you will lift me up.

Rather you yourself have fallen.

Unlike others, I know how to brace myself upon falling.

If you know to brace yourself, you must know to brace others too, right?

I do know to brace others too..

..but only those who are my own and not any strangers.

Sometimes even strangers turn into one's own. - What?

Nothing.. come, let me repair your car.

Which dumb idiot was driving this car?

What do you mean?

If you keep the reins of a horse pulled, it'd stop.

What does that mean?

If you keep the handbrakes applied, it would emit fumes only not water?

Oh shit!

Proceed!

Thank you Mr...? - Mechanic.

You dumb idiot! Lousy rotten fellow! May God flatten your wheel!

Madhu.. where has Madhu gone?

Madhu, save me, or else I'll die.

What happened, Anu? What's the matter?

Hey, who is responsible for this condition of yours?

Forget about the condition of the outside and...

...try to understand my inner condition.

Fine.. fine, just relax and sit. Then narrate me the entire tale.

Look, my boss asks me to take his interview.

Since the last 3 months, I've been following him like anything.

But it is all a waste! When that rhino doesn't come in the view..

..even how will I take his interview then?

And if by the day after I don't get his interview..

..my job is finished and so am I!

Is he some filmstar? - No dear, one snobbish industrialist.

What's his name? - Vijay Kumar.

Vijay Kumar.

What do you take us journalists to be?

Since the last 6 months I've been following you up at your home.

..and residence and you couldn't give a little time for an interview!?

What do you think of yourself?

I'm not the one you understand me to be!

I understand it right.

I know it is your new excuse just to get rid of me.

But I too am determined that without taking your interview..

..I won't go back, today. Speak up. - Look!

I'm not here to look at you.. but to ask and hear.

Firstly, tell me when, where and under which circumstances..