My First Girlfriend Is a Gal (はじめてのギャル)

I can't believe she agreed to go out with me when I asked her today.

Sure. We can go out.

I'm not really sure this makes any sense.

Why would a cute, fashionable gal with such big boobs go out with me?

I mean, just logically speaking.

Bet you she got me to lower my guard to spread it around school

and get me grilled by my peers.

You can't go about doubting everyone!

What good would doubting Yame-san be?

We're supposed to be dating Yame-san right now!

Oh, you sweet, innocent baby. Listen up.

Gals are scary creatures.

They're not like us, fundamentally.

They're a different species.

That's the kind of thinking that's keeping us a virgin!

I'm tired of your empty words!

Violence is bad!

No punching! No punching!

Whoosh. Twinkle!

Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh! Pop-pop!

Mask on!

Pow! Pow! Pow!

Bam!

Ba-boom!

Enough of your worthless arguing!

All that matters is getting close to that banging gal!

It's kind of weird, ya know?

We were all focused on class just a second ago.

We can't do this here, Yame-san...

Th-This isn't good.

Not good? You don't want to be naughty with me?

N-Naughty with you?

Oh, come on, already.

Let's decide if it's naughty after we're done, 'kay?

Yeah, let's do that.

Ouch.

Episode 2: My First Karaoke

Last night, I had my little fantasy,

but now I have to worry about reality.

Honestly, it doesn't even feel like I'm actually dating that cute gal.

And she looked like she was having so much fun teasing me when I asked her out.

Come on. You wanna see them, right?

Maybe I should just avoid her from here on—

Yo.

'Sup.

Oh, it's just you guys.

Um, well... Sorry about yesterday, Junichi.

Huh?

We went a little too far.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, I forgot.

These guys forced me to ask her out, didn't they?

Anyway, the past is past.

How did it go yesterday?

I'm sure that gal was terrible to you.

Tell ol' Shinpei about it.

Well, I think Yame-san put me on her list.

She's going to ruin the rest of my high school life.

Seriously?

Didn't expect that.

I-I don't know what to do...

Don't worry about it.

Huh?

No matter what terrible rumors that gal spreads about you...

No matter how all the popular kids treat you...

We'll be there for you, no matter what.

Because we'll...

...always be your friends!

You guys...

That's right!

They'll always be here for me!

There's no need to feel down!

I've had enough of dealing with women.

Sorry, got a text.

What?!

A selfie!

O-Oh, yeah! Yesterday, she...

Let me see your phone.

S-Sure.

Here you go.

That's my number.

Y-Yeah, this sucks.

She made me trade contact info with her.

Ouch.

And who are you?

Not Popular

Popular cooties. Don't talk to me.

Forever alone

Otaku

A man as fortunate as you is no a friend of mine!

Virgin

I hate you!

I'm losing my mind from the absurdity of the situation!

Does Yame-san have a little sister?

I'm not picky,

but if she's in grade 4 or 5, that'd be just great.

Y-You guys sure changed your tune real fast.

I didn't know you could act like that.

You traitor.

Why'd we ever worry about him?

H-Hold on a second!

It's not what it looks like, okay?!

Then I guess we'll ask...

Did you guys kiss?

What?! It hasn't even been a day!

Of course not!

Right.

Listen, Junichi. Listen close.

A kiss to a gal is like saying hi,

and if she's actually close to a guy,

she'll kiss him as often as she breathes!

S-Seriously?

Does anyone even say that anymore?

Is that true for little gals, too?

I-It's true that Yame-san is a gal.

She doesn't seem tight with kisses...

And for argument's sake, if she was serious about dating me...

Did you sleep well,

Junichi?

Y-Yame-san?

It's your good-morning kiss.

You mean I'm gonna kiss her like crazy, then?!

That's right!

Looks like you've finally got it, Junichi!

But there's an order to things.

You need to set the stage correctly.

Thank you, Master!

And that I shall tell you...

Junichi, invite her to karaoke!

Huh? Why karaoke?

Yeah...

You virgins!

This is why you'll always remain virgins!

What about you?

Listen carefully, virgins!

Popular kids use karaoke as a way to "get a room."

That can't be.

My information is sound. I learned this while working at a karaoke place.

And I've discovered a natural law that could even get me a Nobel Prize.

I call it...

The Karaoke XXX Rule!

The Karaoke XXX Rule

The Karaoke XXX Rule?

That's a lame name.

No, it's not.

Pick pervy songs to sing

Have fun singing a duet

The girl takes off her clothes

You pick pervy songs to sing,

have fun singing a duet together,

and the girl takes off her clothes.

When these three things come together,

the couple will, without doubt...

Without doubt...?

Without doubt...

...do it.

A-Are you serious?!

Are you okay?!

Karaoke is supposed to be a place to sing and have fun...

Not for couples to have sex...

It's not for that...

Hey! Get yourself together!

Don't let my death go in vain, Junichi...

Y-You're going to die?!

Invite that gal to karaoke.

If you do, you'll be able to kiss her and lose your virginity...

Maybe.

Shinpei?

Shinpei!

Let's kiss.

Karaoke, huh?

The question is how to ask her...

Good morning, Hashiba-kun.

K-Kashii-san?

What's wrong?

You look deep in thought this morning.

Is something on your mind?

N-No, no. It's nothing.

It's nothing at all.

I wouldn't mind helping, if you don't mind.

Th-Thank you, but it's really nothing.

Thanks for worrying about me.

I couldn't ask Kashii-san what I should do

to ask a gal out to karaoke to have sex with her...

Good morning, Junichi!

Boob mor—

I mean... Good morning!

They're so soft...

Did you see the selfie I sent this morning?

Pretty cute, right?

Y-Yeah, i-it was.

I know, right?

I didn't use any filters or anything!

R-Really? Th-That's cool.

Were Yame-san and Hashiba-kun always that close?

Oh, Junichi and I started dating yesterday.

What?!

Things were a mess this morning.

People I don't normally talk to suddenly started approaching me.

I didn't get a chance to ask Yame-san out to karaoke.