Wizards of Waverly Place

Good morning, students!

Welcome to another fabulous day in chemistry.

This year's Thomas Dolby Science Fair Competition is coming up.

Let's go over the list of banned materials:

- Gasoline. - Ohh...

That's right. All you lab losers stand back

'cause Zeke and I are gonna take it again this year.

Oh, I see.

In your mind they're losers and you're not.

Go away, Alex!

I hate it when you use magic to listen to my thoughts.

Zeke and Harper Beakerman.

No.

Zeke and Harper Finkle?

All right.

No. Zeke and Harper... Beakle.

Ugh! OK, our kids don't need a last name.

Hey, if you combined your first names it's almost Zipper.

You know what? I'm gonna take matters into my own hands and help you out.

No!

Alex, stay out of this! Please don't meddle.

Fine! I won't.

See you later.

After all these years, she still thinks

I'm gonna do what she asks.

Well, let's see how much work I have to do on Zeke.

So if our universe is actually on a speck of dust,

that speck of dust can be on another speck of dust.

And another, and another...

This is gonna take a lot of meddling.

Hello?

Who's there?

So what's even better than a food pyramid?

A pyramid made of food that you can actually eat

and get all your daily nutrients out of.

- Ohh! This is genius! - Yeah.

We're gonna turn this science fair into the science un-fair!

- Ohh! - Ohh!

- Hey, Justin. - Hey.

I want you to dump Zeke as your partner

so that I can get him to be partners with Harper.

It'll be awesome. They'll be forced to talk

and be close and... Oh, my gosh, they're gonna be together forever!

Zeke and I have always won the science fair together. Like, I don't...

Although, you know, I always have wanted

to build a car engine that runs on just water,

but Zeke's too afraid.

Well, engines are loud and scary.

No, he's afraid of the water.

OK, but how do I tell Zeke without hurting his feelings?

I mean, he... his eyes will tear up

if we get picked for different basketball teams in PE.

And then he freaks out because there's water coming out of his eyes.

It'll be fine. I'll take care of it.

Hmm.

Uh...

Hey, Zeke, um...

Justin doesn't want to hurt your feelings,

so he asked me to ask you if it was OK

that he entered this year's science fair alone.

I knew it!

I knew that water-powered motor would someday come between us.

Darn my fear of water!

Right. Well...

You know who might like to be your partner

for the science fair if you asked?

Harper.

Harper?

Yeah, I'm wanting to talk to her,

but every time I build up the nerve

she's by the water fountain.

Well, here, I'll hold this.

You don't want to have this while you're talking to her.

Thanks.

Oh, looks like I got me some lunch.

Aha!

Goodbye, old science partner.

If that water-powered engine doesn't make you happy,

you know where I'll be:

In the library, reading comic books.

But not Aquaman, that's for sure!

So, Justin, I hear you're short a partner, huh?

That's great 'cause I have been waiting to win a science fair trophy.

I hope it's one of those big silver cups

so I can melt it down and make a really heavy skee-ball.

- Max, that's ridiculous. - Yeah?

Let's see how ridiculous it is

when that thing busts through the back of the machine

and I win a million tickets.

Hello, 2,000 spider rings.

Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex!

Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper, what?

Zeke asked me to be his partner for the science fair.

Shut up! Really?

He's gonna come over later so we can talk about our project.

I hope now you can see why I didn't want you to meddle in this relationship.

Love that's meant to be happens on its own.

Oh! Definitely.

I have learned a great lesson

about how affairs of the heart need no interference.

And the lesson is, how to string a bunch of words together

so people don't know what you're really up to.

Uh, hey, guys, you ready for another lunch pocket turnover?

Oh, no, thanks, Mr. Russo.

If I have another, you're gonna have to turn me over

to a personal trainer.

Ohh!

Oh, Zeke, you are so funny.

I know!

Dad, Dad!

Someone help! Open up the door! This thing's really heavy!

Justin! What is that?

It's an engine block for my science fair competition,

and it's really heavy, and I go whichever way it goes.

- You have to help me out! - Take it out on the terrace!

That's where I'm trying to go, but it's heavy!

- Jerry, help him! - OK.

What, uh...? Hey, you two.

Look like you're working on something over here.

What's, uh... what's going on?

Well, we're combining my love of sewing and his love of robots

to combine a fully-functional robot seamstress.

- Hmm. - Meet Ms. Sew-boto Roboto.

Oh, wow. It's gonna have a twin diode capacitor thermal drive?

If you know it, show it!

They are actually building a Sew-boto Roboto.

If this thing's as cool as its name I am in trouble.

I gotta get to work!

What?!

Hey, Zeke, I really like what...

Harper...

Harper, working on a Ms. Sew

"you know this is lame-o-boto"

does not sound like a date.

It's Sew-boto Roboto,

and you promised not to meddle.

Don't make me make you re-promise not to meddle.

- All right, shoes off. Pinkie toe swear. - No!

This isn't how it's supposed to be.

You and Zeke should be out on a romantic walk in the park,

holding hands.

And your heart beating so hard that you're worried he can hear it?

And then he kisses you on the cheek,

slow and gently.

It's gonna be awesome.

Well, I guess that would be nice,

- but we just have so much work to do... - Zeke, get up! Come on.

You're going on a romantic walk in the park

and then a slow gentle kiss on the cheek.

Go!

Justin, can you hurry up and finish with the hose already?

I need it for my science project.

I'm taking all the stuff that's brown and moist from under my bed

and mixing it together to create life.

What's the hose for?

To get the water from there into here, genius.

OK, you can't create life from old socks,

egg shells, pizza crusts, and...

...Grandma's wig.

Where's it say that?

Creating life is not that simple.

- Where does it say that? - You have no idea what you're talking about.

- Where does it say that? - Wow. You have no idea...

- Whaah! - Alex, stop!

What?

Sorry. I had to stop this nerd-on-weird violence.

Ooh! And then we can program Miss Sew-boto Roboto's voice

to say cool things like, "I am Ms. Sew-boto Roboto.

Stitch, mend, or sew, I am always on the go."

"I think you are really cute."

Robots don't have opinions.

Well, heh, maybe it wasn't a robot's opinion.

Yeah, let's take the stuff inside

- and I'll just... I'll just go inside... - All right.

OK, great.

Harper, what are you doing?

I sent you guys out on a romantic afternoon,

and you come back with robot parts?

Yeah. Isn't it amazing?

Things are going great with me and Zeke.

No! You're not doing the romance thing right at all.

Not doing it right?

Let's see, your longest time with a boyfriend lasted two months,

and that guy ended up running into the woods to live with other wolves.

Don't get me started on the mannequin, the gearhead,

and that baseball player with curly hair one day, straight hair the next.

Man, he couldn't make a decision.

Well, you wouldn't even be with Zeke

if I hadn't told Justin to dump him

and then ask Zeke to be your partner.

And right now, I'm kind of hoping

that you're trying to think of other old boyfriends of mine

so that you didn't hear what I just said.

Alex, I can't believe you broke your promise not to meddle.

Actually, I can believe you broke your promise.

What I can't believe is that I believed you wouldn't break your promise.