Breaking Bad

Son of a...

I'm not leaving.

Walt, I'm not leaving.

Oh, my god.

Ah.

I can hear your cell phone ringing!

This is ridiculous. I can't...

Ah.

Uh, what is going on with you?

I've left you, like, 23 messages.

And?

And?

We need to talk about the car wash.

You know, Skyler, now is not a good time for me, okay?

Can we talk about this later?

No, okay? We can't.

Why are you do...

Oh, Jesus.

What happened?

Nothing. I just bumped it. That's all.

Okay, I'm... I'm coming in.

Okay, exactly what happened?

It's complicated, and I don't wish to discuss it.

It's none of your concern.

Are you in danger?

Uh...

Walt, I need you to look me in the eye

and tell me right now, are you in danger?

You know what?

Let's just say that I have a hell of a lot more

on my mind right now

than thinking about buying a damn car wash.

Okay.

So if you could just please...

Okay. Then we go to the police.

What?

We... We tell them everything...

That you're a drug dealer afraid for your safety,

and... And the safety of your family... Whoa. Whoa.

And you need... You need help.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What choice is there, Walt?

What choice?

If you're in danger...

Then it would be absolutely...

Stop, stop, stop.

You keep saying that word, danger...

- Danger. - But you just said...

No, and I have never used that word.

I said things were complicated,

and then you flew off the handle.

Yeah, I flew off the handle when I saw that, okay?

Where'd that come from? Hmm?

A fall in the shower?

Uh, this is just so passive-aggressive, you know? I...

Passive-aggressive? Are y...

I go two days

without returning your phone calls, two days,

and I have one minor little incident,

and now you're telling me to...

I should turn myself in to the police, for God's sake.

- A minor little incident? - Yes.

What minor little incident?

I had an argument with a co-worker.

Okay?

And?

I had an argument.

We were in this bar,

and we were discussing

a particular business strategy,

and... And it got heated and out of control,

and he hit me... Once.

And I didn't retaliate because he's a much older man.

And that's it.

You were in a bar fight?

Yes, Skyler, I was in a bar fight.

So you're okay?

Really?

Yes. I'm okay.

And I think in the end

it may have been a good thing, actually,

because we were able to clear the air

and, you know, mutual respect.

So...

Frozen peas.

What?

It's the best thing for the swelling.

Oh, it... It... It's not really swollen.

It's...

No peas.

You don't even have ice.

I will get peas. I will get ice.

Peas and ice. I'm writing it down.

I, uh...

I need you to...

Promise me that if things do get dangerous...

promise me.

Absolutely.

So...

Car wash.

Charles?

Hi, there. Can I answer any questions?

Yes.

Any chance of a top-off?

Oh, I think we can help you out there.

So what do you think?

Oh. Very nice. Very open.

Oh. I agree. It flows.

A whole lot of natural light.

Uh, Michael Kilbourne.

Tori Costner.

It's nice to meet you.

Well, three bedrooms, one and a half baths,

on just under half an acre.

That's a non-attached casita out in back,

permit usable as office or guest suite.

Hmm.

Plank wood floors.

Central heat and air.

I... I see you're married.

No. Divorced, very recent.

Old habits.

Oh. I'm sorry.

Any children?

Yes. As a matter of fact, a little boy.

Oh. How old?

Uh, he turned 4 in may.

He's a gemini. Would love this yard.

Oh, well, plenty of space for a jungle gym,

and the neighborhood preschool is fantastic.

Oh, well, I think Eli is going to be home-schooled.

Oh, well, great.

Not for religious reasons or anything.

I just want to make sure

that he's getting enough attention.

He'll still go to summer camp and whatnot,

you know, play dates.

I don't want him to be socially awkward.

Oh, no. Makes a lot of sense.

He tests very highly...

96 percentile...

But that whole right brain, left brain...

You want those in balance.

You said the casita has plumbing?

I will go out with Clay,

so I need access to running water.

Well, it's pipe fitted for a quarter bath,

so make a perfect studio.

Hmm.

This could work.

Hell, that's the doctor's plan

to get her patients at ease,

if you know what I mean.

But, nurse, I'm not one...

Hello! I'm back!

Hank?

Yeah.

Ohh.

I had to go to three different places

to get the moisturizer that you like,

but I got that,

and I got your Shiner Bock and your chips,

and I couldn't resist.

The complete encyclopedia to fantasy football.

Look, it has all the latest rankings.

Marie, I said Cheetos, not Fritos.

W-wait. Uh...

I must have said Cheetos, like, ten times.

You need me to write it down for you?

No, and I don't need you

to be mean about it, either, Mr. grumpy.

Well, I'm just saying, you know.

I said Cheetos. Ch-ch-ch sound,

virtually impossible to confuse Cheetos with Fritos,

it seems to me.

Where are you going?

Uh, back to the store, I guess.

Here.

And the draft's not for two months,

so this is useless.

Can you believe it?

What?

What? This.

Well, you always thought this place could be bugged.

Now we know.

Yeah, well, I don't like it.

It's a violation of the work space.

Yeah, I guess.

Want to do something?

Do something? Like what?

Go-karts?

Go-karts? What...

Yeah, there's a track down by the Coliseum.

It's pretty fun.

No.

Actually, I have...

I have a meeting, so...

All right. Whatever.

Rain check?

Yeah, sure.