The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Hey Cody,don't forget to do my book report for tomorrow.

Why do you always assume that i'm gonna do your work for you?

'Cause I'm your older brother, so get to work,junior!

Hey look is Zack and Cody in the first year!

Well we haven't seen that one!

Look it's mom in a hospital.

She's giving birth!

Push,Push...

Fast forward,Fast forward,Fast forward!!!

Aaaaahhhh!!

Fast forward,Fast forward... to when we were 6!!

Stop!

This part look safe.

Yey, you guys you are so cute, if only you'd sleep.

And change their own diapers.

Honey,could you take your boys?

Yea wait a minute,hold on, let me just put the camera down here.

Zack is on the left Cody is on the right.

Oh ok i got it.

Hello! Oh hi mom, yea they love their new outfit.Well Cody spit up on his.

Tch ... Poor Loser!

And then Zack pooped in his.

Ha,who's the loser now!?

I gotta go mom, somebody is crying i think is my husband.

Ok i love you bye bye.

Come on guys smile for the camera.

Here is Zack and here is Cody.....I think?!

That's not funny.

When you say Zack is on the left did you mean your left or mine?!

My left.

Ohhh!!

Fortunately their mother can tell them appart.They have two completely different personalities.

Oh yea,au au au au.See?Now That's obviously Zack!

And this..Yes..That's obviously Cody ...I think?!

Mom thinks?!!

What do i think?

You think you can get away with mixing us up.

I never mixed you up.

Realy?! Shall we replay the evidence?

Oh..Ok for one second. You guys don't know how tired i was i hadn't slept in weeks,

You're both bald with no teeth and drooling, i mean it's amazing i didn't mix you up with granpa Jim.

I can't believe i might be C-Cody!

What's wrong with being Cody?!

For starters, look how you're dressed.

Well if i am Zack then i am the oldest You better show me some respect,junior!

By ten minutes , big deal.

I knew I should have erased that tape.

Anything else you haven't been completely honest with us about? Mommy? If that's your real name?

Well, I am your mother.Do I have to show you the beginning of the tape again?

No!!!

Muriel, are you sure those are 600 thread count sheets?

Let me check..One, two, three...

How much will it cost to get you out of here?

Ten.

Ah,Good morning Miss Tipton I trust you slept well.

Esteban what do you called this?

I call it hot chocolate. What do you call it?

I call it unacceptable.There is one big marshmallow and it's..i..know i like six little ones.

My apology. Miss Tipton. I will cut it for you with great care.Unlike the doctor who did my epidectamy.

I tell the ladies it was a shark bite.

Hey london,i took Ivanna for a walk and now she is at doggy day care.Gotta be five backs plz.

Wait you're Cody, i thought it was Zack's turn!?

Well etherway you own one of us 5 backs.

Now if you'll excuse me i wanna see if i am in the society page,

I was at this fabulous charity event for orphans it was a doplhins, Which one is Flipper?

Ohhhhh!!!

Am London,you might want to take a look at the front page.

Not now, London is reading about London.

And you might want this back.

Why?

'Cause you're broke!

AAAAAHHHHH!

Moseby, tell me it's not true!

Oooh, I wish I could.Unfortunately, your father borrowed too much money from the bank,

investing all of it in a diamond mine and well,no diamonds.

Any silver?

Pearls?

Works of art?

No, just a lot of dirt. Ergo, 'dirt poor'.

I'm so sorry London, I wish i can do something to help.

Can you give me $50,000,000?

I'll go check my piggy bank.

London,I spoke with your father.

Yey,did he sending the plane for me?

No!

The yacht?

No!

The jet pack?

You have a jet pack?

Of course!

What he wants me to tell you is for now he has to stay incognito.

Where is 'Cognito?'

In hiding!

Where is 'Hiding?'

Look,the point is he can't afford to send for you.But he sent he's love...Collect!

And he knows you'll be a strong little trooper.

I don't wanna be a trooper i wanna be riiiich!!!

I know.

Oh,could things get any worse?

In a word...yes.

I hate to tell you this but the bank insist that you move out of the hotel,

so they can rent your suite to someone who can pay for it.

Just beacuse i don't have any money the bank stops being nice to me?

Socking,isn't it?

Is there any place you can stay until your father solve all this out?

Of course.I'll just stay in a friend.

Anabel?The most tragical thing just happened.You heard?Well can i stay at your house?

Really?... An asteroid? And I was feeling sorry for myself.

Cody it's your turn to set the table.

He's not going to answer at Cody.

But you are Cody.

Prove it!

How much longer you guys gone keep this up?

Until we learn who we definitely are.

Ok look..what ever your names are.

When you were born the hospital put your foot prints on your birth certificates so we can tell you apart

How?

Well,they're like finger prints they are different ever for identical twins,

we'll take your foot prints and then we much them to the birt certificates.

Great.Where are our birth certificates.

You don't know where they are , do you?

We moved so many times.I'll just call the hospital and they mail me copies, right away.

Look i know my kids. Understand Zack?

Yea i understand.

Sherlin?Hey my portrait,oh look how happy i was when i was rich.

Hey,what does that man doing with my clothes?

He is not gonna fit into a size 2.

Unfortunately they have to sell your stuff to pay off all of your dad's debt. I am really sorry.

Hey,is that my hat?

Maybe.

Oh,London.Hi sweety i just wanna let you know i am so sorry and we are here for you.Ok?

Oh,that top is cute!

You're all vultures with very good taste,

but when we'll be alone and you will stand by me.We wont share a step-mother.

How are you doin' sweet thang?

Cody I'm sorry, but isn't it Zack who usually tries to flirt with me?

If you're gonna be me you better be better.

Thanks a lot sis.

Oh,no luck?

They're getting me back for all the times i didn't help them,

selfish rich people.

Oh!

Isn't this adorable?

Oh.

Which is why i bought it back for you.

Thank you.I can use it as a pillow when I sleep in the gutter tonight!

Oh Honey, you're welcome to stay with us. I'm already on the pull out couch, but we can make room.

Thank you so much Carey. Any better offers?

Maddie, would it be possible for London to stay with you for a while?

No, not possible. Love to, can't. Coming!

No one called you.Besides, my memory says since your sister moved out, don't you have an extra bed?

My sister didn't move out.

Oh,that's odd i distinctly remember you dancing around the lobby singing,

My sister got a groom i got my own room WHAT!!

Oh, that sister.

Hmm.

C'mon Maddie,London has nowhere to go.And it would be the right thing to do.

How sweet, Zack. Maybe you are Cody.

I guess a few days wouldn't hurt London, you're welcome to stay with me.

Thank you so much, Maddie. I'm going upstairs to get my things.

Wait a second, I don't have any things.

There,there.

Tada!!

Oh,this is kind of nice.You have a little city inside your bedroom.

Actually,this is the bedroom.

Oh,oh,oh

This is my bed and this is yours.

Does the closet pull out too?

Pretty noisy neighbors.

We live across the street from Fenway Park.

Hit the deck!! Ah!!

That's Sal,is the peanut guy. Thanks for the warning Sal.

Oh,look at me i'm a mess.Could you pull out the bathroom for me?

No,that's across the hall.

Hey Sal, send up some peanuts! Thanks!

AHHHHHH!!!

There's some kind of shriveled up animal on the bathtub!