The Inseparables

For the king!

Fire!

- - Ha-ha!

Prepare to taste my steel!

Whoa!

Ha-ha!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Hey, Don, you know you're playing the fool, right?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

Don, Don, Don. Having trouble with the stairs again?

Allow me to introduce myself.

I'm Alfonso Pablo Diego Jose Francisco de Paula Juan Rodriguez.

Ah, Alfonso! Thank goodness. We need your help.

Let me guess, is it a damsel? Is she in distress?

- Yes! - Perfect.

No, it's very unperfect.

A giant has taken her and he's gonna turn her into his dinner.

Turn that thing off!

Sorry, sorry.

Pay attention, fool.

You're about to see what it means to be a hero.

Ah-ha! There is the giant!

Where? Whoa! Ah!

Answer me now, hideous giant. Where is the princess?

Help! I'm being kidnapped.

Oh! Alfonso, you're the only one who can save me.

You're so brave and wise!

And handsome.

Round up the villagers, we're going on a giant hunt.

My hero!

- Hooray! - You saved us from the giant!

This calls for a celebration. Time to feast!

Has anyone seen that fool with the silly hat?

I'm under here.

Then I will save you as well.

- - Hey, you ruined my pies!

Don, you're a fool through and through!

They all laughed at the fool, and lived happily ever after.

Are you kidding me? Are all these people broke or something?

Yeah, pickpocketing sucks,

but never mind, I'm onto a new business.

Well, I hope it's a good plan, 'cause I don't want to work in fast food.

Cha-ching! I knew it!

Those puppets are like collectible sneakers.

People pay a fortune for this old junk.

Sounds like this old "junk" is gonna be our next big score.

You know what, bro? Sometimes you're not as dumb as you look.

- Thank you. -

Oh! Do you think we can get any cash for it?

Nah. That thing is trash.

Oh, it's so cute!

Oh, love...

Okay, time to move.

And... we're clear!

Good show, everyone!

That's a wrap!

Oh, my back!

Ow!

After thousands of shows, I can confidently say...

That was my greatest performance yet. A true masterpiece!

Well, it sure is nice to see you've stayed humble after all these years.

He says that about every show.

Fame has goes to his head. Okay!

That's a wrap! Well done, everybody.

We start rehearsals on the new play in the morning.

So rest up, and show up tomorrow ready to work.

Hey! Party at my place!

- Whoo-hoo! - Let's party!

Oh! You missed a spot. Whipped cream at three o'clock.

Dee, I'm tired of playing the fool.

I can't take any more pies in my face. I want to be the hero for once!

You think I want to play the damsel in distress three shows a day?

I'm tired of being rescued.

I want to do the rescuing.

Hey, Sunny!

Don't you think it's about time that we switched things up around here?

Played some new roles for a change?

Uh, what?

Yeah! Don should play the hero for once.

Don, the hero?

Oh. You're serious.

Uh, no way. Definitely not.

Hey! I'm an actor! I have range.

Don, how can I put this delicately?

You're simply not the hero. You're the funny guy.

You know... The clown. The buffoon. The nincompoop.

You want to be a real hero?

Move that foot in the front storage room.

Oh, jeez...

Let me give you a hand. That foot weighs a ton.

That's okay. You go to the party.

Besides, I'm stronger than I look.

Ew, ew!

Come on, you stinky foot!

A toast to the new play!

A toast to the great Alfonso!

- Yeah! -

That was great, Alfonso.

Okay, DJ, don't bug out.

Sure, you're lost in Central Park, all alone, at night.

- But is that really so bad? -

Ah! Yes, it is so bad.

I'm not gonna make it on my own. I need to find a crew, fast!

- -

- - Hey.

What's up, my dudes? I'm new here. You mind if I kick it with your crew?

Hey, look! There's a strange guy hiding in the bushes.

Don't say it like that.

Daddy! The weird guy in the bushes, he wants to be our friend.

Phooey! What are you looking at? Get out of here!

Ah, never mind! Sorry to bother you.

Beat it!

I have what it takes to be a hero.

I just need a chance to prove myself.

Hmm?

Oh, I see you lurking in the shadows.

Nobody will stop me on my quest to the castle in the clouds!

This theater is no place for a scoundrel of your kind.

En garde!

Ha-ha!

Prepare to taste my steel!

Whoa!

Ha!

Whoa!

Is that all you got?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Hey, you! You want more?

I'm quicker than you,

I'm smarter than you, and I'm stronger than you!

For the king!

Ha!

Let this be a message to any of...

Dee! I didn't see you there! I was just, uh...

Let me guess. Vanquishing a goblin? Showing off your heroic moves?

Ow!

Yeah, um... Something like that.

That imagination of yours is something else.

Sometimes, I worry I have too much imagination.

No! You see the world in a way nobody else does.

You say that like it's a good thing.

Most of these puppets just repeat the lines that they're assigned.

But your imagination is what lets you

create something that never existed before.

Then I declare by this time tomorrow,

the new play will be announced.

I will no longer be the fool,

and you will no longer be the damsel in distress!

Let's not get our hopes up.

I mean, you know we always end up playing the same parts.

You must have hope.

Without hope, what do we have?

All right, here's to hope.