The Five Rules Of Success

We have a process and if you let me get through this,

it will be easier for the both of us.

Do you have keys to your apartment?

I'm gonna need to see detailed expense reports at the end of each month.

Every dollar spent is a dollar accounted for, understood?

If you miss a meeting with me that results in a violation of your parole.

If you fail a random drug test or any drug test, for that matter,

you will be immediately incarcerated.

If you steal as much as a candy bar, you will be incarcerated.

Parole is a privilege.

Do you understand that?

This box has dead people in it. This box has people I sent back to prison.

Which box do you wanna be in?

Wanna see Mommy leave? Can't leave.

Embrace fear.

If you do, the universe will reward you.

The on... the only problem you have when you play

is your... your fingers are too fat.

That's okay.

Can I help you?

Yeah, I'm looking for a job.

Do you have experience in the restaurant industry?

Busboy, line cook, what?

I can do whatever you need me to do.

Where did you work before this?

I worked the kitchen at Chino.

Restaurant?

Well...

I already have a cook.

But what I'm looking for is a delivery driver.

Do you have a driver's license?

Can you drive a scooter?

A scooter?

- I can figure that out. - Good.

Because I have an old one in the back you can use.

You don't need driver's license for this.

But I'm telling you...

I get one complaint about you and you're gone.

I won't think twice. You understand?

You work hard, you keep your head down...

and we don't have problem.

Yeah. Okay.

Rule number one.

Whatever this guy tells you to do, you do the opposite.

This is Danny, my son, best dishwasher in the restaurant.

- Sometimes we let him cook. - Ah.

The secret to a happy life is to accept

that you are never actually in control.

To reach peaks, one must push through valleys.

I'll pull out a couple of the highlights here

as we continue to go through the report.

Uh, one of the stunning highlights here is that wildfires,

which we're seeing out west,

uh, they say if this is not brought under control,

wildfire season will burn up to six times more forest area

per year by the year 2050.

As a boy, they treated me like a man...

punished me like a man.

Now as a man...

they treat me like a boy.

Next time you come here, you let me cook for you.

- Be my guest. - Oh, don't be shy

when I take you up on that offer.

- No. - And, please,

- if there's any problems... - Okay.

- ...you can call me. - Sure, absolutely.

- Thank you. - Thank you very much.

Bye-bye.

I think she just come here for checking.

Make sure everything's okay. Okay?

Put more coffee.

What's your name, man?

Excuse me? Do you have a name?

You speak English? No?

All right, I was gonna offer you some of this J, but you don't speak English, so.

- Hey, do me a favor. - What?

Don't smoke that shit around me.

I'm sorry, uh, do you want me to put this out now?

Bro, it's my place. I do what I want.

If I wanna smoke in the kitchen, I'll smoke in the kitchen.

Good to meet you, man.

Hello? I got your food here.

Yeah, write... write the check today. Like, right now.

I'm under a lot of pressure.

Can you write the fucking check for me? Come on!

- Fuck! - There you go!

See, I know this is how it's gonna be, man.

Do I need to fucking call a therapist for you, man, or what?

Who is this?

Maybe that's your fucking new .

How can I help you, man?

Yeah, I got the food you guys ordered.

Just leave them in the door.

Hey, you didn't order any food, you said you were hungry.

I don't have any cash on me, but... but do you have any money to pay this guy?

I don't have any cash. See, he's getting angry.

Here, please take it.

Just do what you want with it. Take it.

Joined together with friends,

we reaffirm our shared customs, traditions, and values.

We love our country.

We celebrate our troops.

We embrace our freedom.

We respect our flag.

We are proud of our history.

And we pledge our allegiance to one nation under God.

USA! USA! USA!

USA! USA! USA!

USA! USA!

My mother give this to my father for their engagement.

This is 1962 Movado Kingmatic mechanical watch.

They have two kinds of watch, you know. They have quartz and mechanical.

With quartz watch, this take a battery.

This make the tick-tock more accurate.

But mechanical, this runs of kinetic energy of your movement.

Understand?

Mechanical watch considered some of the most intricate machinery ever built.

You have to make a choice, you want fancy or you wanna be on time.

Oh, boy.

Good morning!

Good morning.

We were just talking about time,

something you clearly know very little about.

Dad, how many times I got to tell you

time is some bull-shit manmade construct to control you.

- Yeah, yeah. - Fuck that noise.

- All right? - Sure. When you're right, you're right.

But time is money.

- You're three hours late, no? - Three hours?

I also set up the kitchen this morning by myself and cooked this morning.

Well, it's good for you, you know.

- Okay. - Old man get his hand... Dad!

You have to listen, okay?

Ah, fuck!

I gave everything for you to have a life here.

You throw it away.

You throw it away.

Thanks.

It's my dad.

Fuck. Come on.

It says here you have no living family.

- Is that correct? - Yeah.

If someone does try to contact you from your past,

I suggest you disclose that to me immediately.

The more honesty there is between us,

the better this experience will be for you.

If you wanna open any credit cards or cell phone accounts

or anything that involves credit, you have to inform me first.

Again, you were released early for good behavior,

but consider yourself a prisoner on vacation for now.

Coming out of the area of Tijuana, Mexico,

this borders Southern California.

This as the news has come out

about whether or not an asylum deal has been made with Mexico.

These pictures you see here from moments ago,

Hans Nichols there with this group,

and Hans was just getting off the air and then this happened.

What you saw and witnessed...

Mommy says she wants to leave.

You want Mommy to leave?

Oh, no!

I'm taking my wife out for dinner.

- Okay. - So, it's okay if you close up?

Yeah.

Are you sure?

I'm sure if you're sure.

Okay.

And listen,

I'm, uh, very sorry about the other day, okay?

I love my son.

Okay, goodnight.

Goodnight.

Open the fucking door!

- Open the fucking door, bitch! - I'm not opening shit, man.

- You don't what? - I'm not opening shit, man.

- Fucking put a bullet in my head. - I fucking what, man?

- Fucking put a bullet in my head. - I will.

Put a fucking bullet in my head, man.

- You don't... you think I'm not gonna do it? - Well, then do it.

Fucking do it. Fucking do it. I'll kill you motherfucker.