Knock Knock

I'm sorry.

- Oh, it's okay. - I'm sorry, baby.

- I'm sorry. - Fucking shoulder.

Keep going.

That's helping.

Never.

Just a little bit. Just to clean it up.

I'm not cutting it.

But you'd look so hot with short hair.

- Oh, would I? - Yeah.

- Thank you. - No, no, no...

Sorry, I didn't mean it like that.

You are hot.

You are the hottest.

- Keep going. - You and your gorgeous,

thick, long hair.

- Continue... - I just fucking love the way it's long.

Yeah?

Happy Father's Day, Daddy!

Kids, we said after breakfast.

I want cake for breakfast.

Wow! Chocolate with sprinkles!

My favorite.

Happy Father's Day!

- Open it! Open it! Open it! - Open it! Open it! Open it!

I am, I am.

I like building up the anticipation.

Oh, you guys...

- You like it? - I love it.

Muah! I love it.

- Thank you. - Mom helped us.

No, I didn't. It was all their idea.

- Right, kids? - Right.

- Cake! Cake! Cake! - Cake! Cake! Cake!

- Okay, okay. - Cake! Cake! Cake!

Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!

Oh, look at that beautiful looking cake!

Ah...

Who did this to monster!

Oh, you can't hide from monster!

Monster can smell you!

Run! Run! Monster's coming!

Argh!

Monster made kids disappear.

And...

Monster wanna finish what we started.

Too late, the kids are awake.

Monster sad.

I'm sure monster can wait till Monday.

Monster been waiting three weeks.

Yeah, but with the kids and my exhibition

I cannot keep everybody happy all the time.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Monster doesn't want to start a fight.

Okay. Sorry, me neither.

I promise we'll finish this as soon as I get back.

Oh, monster happy.

Monster happy.

Monster very happy.

Yeah, Mommy.

- Gracias. - De nada.

- Everybody packed? - Yeah.

Monkey, good boy.

Dad, why can't we take Monkey to the beach with us?

Yeah, you know he loves the beach.

Monkey needs to stay here and keep your dad company

so he doesn't stay all alone during the weekend.

- That's unfair. - Knock-knock.

Hey, Louis!

Hey, guys, hot off the presses.

- What's going on, Louis? - What's shakin'?

What's going on, little guys?

Mr. Webber, how are you, sir?

Morning, Louis.

I'd offer you a hand, but all I can lift is this coffee.

Oh, that's what happens when you try to impress girls in the bat cage.

I wasn't flirting, I was being a gentleman.

Yeah, I'm sure she was a poor helpless 25-year-old.

Yeah, helpless.

Do you know what this is?

Is it a Father's Day present for Daddy?

No. No, this is Mommy's catalog.

Assuming they got the color right this time.

Oh, let's hope.

I think they did.

It's a little bit magenta, but it's almost perfect.

- What's magenta? - This color.

Honey, it's perfect.

Mom, can Louis come to the beach with us?

Yeah.

No, Louis needs to stay here and do some work.

Just like your daddy.

That's correct.

Father's Day party that me and your dad are gonna have tonight.

Louis! Shh!

- Oh, come on. - You're not having a party.

I'm not having a party,

I'm working very hard.

Did you pack your gun?

- Yes. - Did you pack the bomb?

- Yes. - Have you packed the cannon?

- Yes. - Have you packed the chainsaw?

You didn't pack the chainsaw?

Go get the chainsaw, man!

The cement still hasn't dried, but it should be fine by tomorrow night.

Still, it's extremely fragile and I don't trust those movers

after the mess they made at the gallery.

Mmm-mmm. No, I'll take care of it. Don't worry.

Okay, gracias, I'll have it all packed up for you.

Okay.

It's almost dry though.

Yeah, so I'll just text you when it's at the gallery.

Don't worry about anything,

I got it all under control. You have a good weekend at the beach.

Enjoy yourself. I'm out.

Gracias, Louis.

- Mr. Webber, I'll see you tomorrow. - Thank you.

I mean, "tonight" for the super-secret party.

- Louis... - See you, kids.

- Bye, Louis. - Super-secret party?

- Super-secret party. - Okay.

Is this the last one?

- You like it? - I love it.

Good.

I think it should be bigger.

- You think so? - Yeah, then we can get the pool.

Okay, I'll do it bigger next time.

I told Vivian tomorrow at 2:00.

I don't need her therapy anymore, it's healing.

Tell that to your shoulder.

Dad, are you sure you can't come to the beach with us?

I would love nothing more, sport.

But if Daddy doesn't work this weekend, we'll have to live in a box.

Do you guys want to live in a box?

- No. - No. Not really.

Me neither. Unless I designed it.

Okay, say goodbye to Daddy.

Bye, Daddy.

Say goodbye to Monkey.

Bye, Monkey.

Daddy, don't forget to send all your party pix on Instagram.

Okay.

Call me when you get there.

I will. I love you.

- I love you. - I love you.

Bye, guys.

- Bye. - Bye, Daddy.

Get a haircut, Dad!

Well, Monkey...

Looks like it's just me and you, kid.

Hey, baby.

How's the house?

Hi! It's perfect.

Look. Kids, say hello to your dad.

- Hi! - Hello.

All it needs is you.

- I love you. - I love you, too.

Miss you.

Good night.

Who's there?

Just one second, sir, please.

- Hello? - Could I use your phone, please?

Yes?

We're so sorry to bother you, sir,

but could you please tell us where the Gregorys live?

This is the third house we've tried.

Looks like everyone's gone for the long weekend.

The Gregorys?

No, I don't know anyone around here

by that name.

What's the address?

Um,

I honestly don't know.

My phone got wet and she left hers at her house.

The taxi just dropped us here.

We've been walking around for, like, 20 minutes.

Yeah, my feet are, like, dying.

Well, I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't help you.

Bless you.

Here.

Thank you.

Well, if you guys want you can come in and use my phone.

Oh, thanks, but...

All our contacts are on our phones.

I... I don't even know my own number, can you believe it?

Maybe Ashley's on Facebook chat?

Ah, genius.

Actually, would you mind if we just used your computer for a sec?

We don't want to impose.

We'll just get the address and be out of your hair.

Yeah. Sure.

Come in.

Thank you.

No, it's fine. Don't worry.

Oh, I don't mind.

We don't want to mess up your house.

Yeah. Excuse me.

Um, thank you so, so much.

- I know this is so random. - It's fine.

Hang on, I'll get you an iPad and some towels.