Driving Miss Wealthy (Juet sai ho bun)

It's him! Number three!

He harassed me! Number three...

You look carefully first.

I've looked carefully. Black skin and a nasty face.

This Filipino. I can surely recognize him.

Can you come to recognize the suspect again tomorrow?

No, I have a cataract eye surgery tomorrow.

Good. Let's do the surgery first.

And then recognize the suspect after your recovery.

This way.

Come here and sign your name.

Two hundred each. Show your ID card.

Don't go. Follow me.

Can I take the money first?

I'll pay you.

Can't reach you via your number.

No time to foot the bill. So the service's suspended.

No time or no money?

No job, no income and no money.

I've warned you.

Why did you resigned, run biz and speculate property?

Now, you're willing to imitate Filipino suspect for $200?

Don't tell people that you used to be my assistant.

Have you finished? I'm in a hurry to kill myself.

Wait! I got a good job for you.

Mr. Feng Kwok Lap wants to hire a bodyguard.

That low-keyed tycoon?

Yes. That tycoon who didn't take any pix.

He's very mysterious and low-profiled.

He has billions of assets.

Nobody knows his face. Why does he hire a bodyguard?

Who cares?

The head-hunter company called me to have an interview.

Here's the address. Arrive at the rendezvous by 5 pm.

The monthly is around a hundred thousand.

Remember to foot the mobile phone bill.

Sex addict!

Excuse me, I come here for interview.

Fill in this form first.

Amateurs also come for a profession.

Life is so difficult.

Hi man,

you come here for camping or barbecue?

I'm working in the America's 1st Brigade of 501st Airborne.

I'm just back from Iraq.

I've worked in G4 for six years.

I've protected more than 30 important political figures.

What qualification do you have?

Me?

I worked as a construction worker and rubbish collector.

If I fail in this interview,

Tonight, I'll be a security of mortuary.

Gentlemen, please come here for the mass interview.

Together? Gang fight or single fight?

Give me 3 seconds, I'll eliminate them!

Put the knife away now or you'll be eliminated.

You're too handsome. You are disqualified.

Why?

You are an obvious target yourself.

How can you guard your master in public?

Handsome is a flaw?!

You three, please come here.

It's lucky that we're ugly.

You are ugly. I'm a handsome bloke.

As a professional bodyguard,

high degree of concentration is vital.

The one threading the largest no. Of the beads in 3 minutes

will be hired. A hundred thousand a month.

Start!

$100,000 a month, 1.2 million a year.

Ten years, 12 million.

One hundred years... 120 million.

One million years...

Help!

One million years...

Come and help!

Please come! One trillion and...

Help!

Call ambulance...

What's wrong with you?

I can't breathe...

Don't panic. I'll do mouth-to-mouth ventilation for you.

It's painful. Alright... just wait.

Feel better?

It's more painful.

More painful? OK. Don't panic.

What're you doing?

I do acupuncture for you.

You can speak aloud. I think you're alright now.

Time's up! Stop!

I threaded much more beads than you two? I win!

You're good at threading beads.

It's better for you to set up a plant of threading beads.

And work day and night.

It's my turn.

You? It's better for you to run a nightclub,

so, you don't need to eye up the ladies.

I've been in Iraq for a long time, I can't control myself.

You...

Reliable

Virtuous

Calm, flexible

We hire you.

You've said the one threading the largest no. Of the beads win.

Why do you break your word?

I hire him!

I'm the boss. I can hire whoever I like.

I want a bodyguard who has a good heart.

Mr. Jack Chen, you aren't referred by the head-hunters.

My friend recommended me.

Fine. We can screen your background,

Even your family history.

Really?

You used to be a police officer?

Yes.

I used to be a bodyguard of Governor Chris Patten before 1997.

But a week later,

cos of your poor English,

Patten assigned you to be the doorman of his villa.

You felt bored and resigned.

Then you lost a lot of money on the speculation.

Now you're still in debt... The total bank loan is...

Can I keep my privacy?

Then you worked as bodyguard for a short period,

but you didn't work stably.

Assassin!

Freeze! Hands up!

Assassin!

Why're you here so late?

Freeze!

Look at you. You look like a sneak thief.

Any weapons?

Somebody behind you!

It took me one hour to leave this building.

Don't follow me! You're fired!

Then you apply to get back into the Hong Kong Police Force

After being rejected, you take whatever job that's available.

You worked as a Thai boxer?

Just made a guest appearance for Interpol.

But it was terribly dangerous.

That's enough.

Make special effects for these photos.

Mount it and then put it in his suitcase.

Yes, sir.

Why do you put the drug into the suitcase?

It's oral use.

Oral use?

I think my duty is to take it pass the Thailand Immigration.

No, the file's mentioned "body smuggling".

If it's an easy job, we won't give you this freelance job.

Look.

Ingest them all?

No, those thicker and longer ones are inserted into the anus.

It's painful...

Your kidneys don't function well.

If you insert the needles like this,

I'll have rental failure.

My way of acupuncture is much better than you.

Well. Let's practice together later.

Mr. Feng, I still doubt if he can handle the jobs...

Mr. Feng, perhaps I'm not the fittest bodyguard.

But I have a good heart.

Please give me a chance to starting over my life,

I'll do whatever duties you assign

without regrets.

His acting is pretty good.

He can cheat Jennifer.

Jennifer? Who's Jennifer?

Actually, I want to hire a bodyguard for my daughter.

But... she's strange.

She doesn't like followed by unfamiliar men.

She only let the Filipino driver to drive and help her.

But he's been hurt in a traffic accident last week.

It takes a long time for him to rehabilitate.

Don't worry, Mr. Feng.

I drive safely.

Years ago, I participated the Macau Grand Prix.

Every car intended to crash my car.

I dodged and none of the cars crashed my car.

From east coast to west coast...

Well... No need to talk so much.

Just pretend to be a Filipino driver from now onward

and drive my daughter to wherever she like, OK?

No problem, sir!

Knock off

Knock off

You're really dreaming!

I warn you...

You think you have nothing to do but sleep,

then you have $100,000 a month for this job?

But Ms. Feng hasn't risen.

She sleeps like a pig.

What?

I mean she doesn't show up before 3:00 p. M.

Madam's coming.

Madam.

Let me introduce.

This is the newly hired...

Filipino driver.

Mum, how are you?