Giuseppe in Warsaw (Giuseppe w Warszawie)

Hey, man, General Government.

We are almost at home. There are no "katyushas", no cannons.

Do you understand - Italian?

We go home for holidays. All partisans, all communists...

Everybody get out!

Quickly! Move it!

Quickly, get out on the right side.

GIUSEPPE IN WARSAW

Hey, you! Don't run away! What are you afraid of? Come here!

Get off the track, you idiot! Get your ass out of the track...

or I'll kick it when I get down.

- Miss, would you like to sit down? - No, thank you.

- This one can sleep like a log. - If you walked form Stalingrad

to Poland, you would sleep as well.

- He is so handsome for a German. - Don't worry, you can see him.

You can have your hair cut for seeing a German.

But not for a guy from Sorrento.

Oh, he is Italian. How do you know?

I know everything, missy.

Hey! Hey, stop it!

He looks like he's sleeping but I can feel he wants my sausages.

He's calling me mom because he wants me to feel pity for him.

Hey, are you Italian?

- He wants to take a leak. - Are you crazy? "Si, si" means "yes".

Italian?

Hitler is dead, right?

Dead, dead. Hey, Mussolini is dead, isn't he?

He is our boy, let's give him some vodka. A full glass.

Come on, take it, drink it. Look at him. Take it.

The Italians are like children, they drink only wine. Leave him.

Three thousand.

Three thousand, do you understand?

Four thousand.

Hey man, don't make us listen to this, for God's sake. He's whining!

Quiet, quiet...

So much money. Who will pay you more for that crap?

Quiet. Ok, five thousand.

Give me that guitar and fall asleep.

Do as you want but nobody will give you any more.

Come on, come on.

- No, no, in Italian. - Yes, in Italian.

What? God damn, your piece.

Oh, leave me alone.

Stop shouting, idiot, the Germans are rounding us up.

How can I know? They probably stole it.

Stolen!

Stolen. You should have taken the five thousand.

Now leave me alone.

Be quiet!

Take it, take it!

Be quiet, yes, yes, I'll explain it later. Let's go.

Quickly, quickly!

He is Italian, I'm with this Italian!

Let's go. Your gun is there, go.

Move it, quickly!

Don't worry, there are no partisans here.

That's a pretty girl! He is lucky.

She wouldn't like to talk to us. Damn Italian.

Stop here.

That's enough. The ride is finished. Come here.

You go to the barracks. You go straight and take the second turning on your right.

Capito?

Goodbye and give me that gun. Give me the gun! Do you understand?

The gun I gave you... the gun I gave you at the station.

Don't play stupid.

Give me the gun!

Be quiet, you idiot, the Germans.

Let me go, you gangster.

Isn't this too much display of love? You're paying miss

and off you go, or you get on and we go.

You won't go any further. Hey! Come back. Give me the gun and come back.

No, no, no, I'm living here, you're going nowhere! The gun!

Gangster! Al Capone! Mafia!

Good morning, Mr. Kowalski.

Don't push me! You pig, baboon.

None of your business, do you understand?

Welcome, Miss.

Stand up! Hands up! Move!

Your ID. An ID. Here you are.

False. False, of course. Partisans, bandits.

- What's this, my child? - This... is a pistol.

A pistol.

No, my pistol!

Mine!

Come.

Damn it! Stop kidding, Janek, for goodness sake.

Who is he?

Who did you bring here!?

He's Italian. I met him on a train.

My God, an Italian from a train. I'll go crazy. Look,

she's brought an Italian to a den. Just before the commission.

Quiet! We have to give him back the pistol and send him away.

What? This is my pistol.

So? Do you want him to bring the whole Gestapo here?

Don't you know the Italians? Scream now.

Quiet! Quiet! You Polish bandit!

Quiet!

You are free. Go! Get out!

Pretend you're searching the flat now. In two minutes you'll join us downstairs.

Maryska! For goodness sake! Are you out of your mind?

I'll go crazy living with her.

Leave that staff. Who will clean it? And you - be quiet!

- Ok, ok, stop shouting. - If I had listened to you,

it wouldn't have done me any good. - Felek, you are the witness.

We'll all have troubles because of her. Chicken! Yellow belly!

- Maryska! Don't do any jokes! - Since the war started I tell you...

- Not true! - Be quiet when you talk to me!

- No, I won't be quiet! - You are a coward!

Partisans! Hands up! Hands up! Polish bandits!

Get out of here! Damn you! Damn you!

He's killed me.

I won't play along.

You see, it's all your fault.

And you! Be careful when you hit! You idiot!

Barracks, do you understand?

Straight, left and then the third

turning on your right, do you understand?

Barracks, left and then the third turning on your right. Understood?

She is arrested, she is a partisan! Goodbye. Go! Go!

He hasn't even stepped aside for one centimeter. Damn Italian.

- Who are you? - I'm called volksdeutsch.

- What's your emblem? - A broken cross.

- Who created you? - The winds.

- What will happen to you? - The chains.

You puppy, you jerk, I'll teach you. Police!

I'm sorry.

Barracks? Go straight.

Hey. hey!

You Italian? To barracks?

Forbidden.

Get out of here or I'll kick your ass.

Go, you idiot.

Stop!

Your ID!

ID!

Giuseppe Santucci. Where is your pistol?

Thank you, goodbye.

Stop! Come here! Come here!

You damn Italian.

Where have you hidden your weapon?

It's ready. Let's go away! Don't pretend you're an idiot.

Where is your weapon?

I've said hundreds of times that these times are not for me.

You are the bane of our family. Even our grandma has suffered for the freedom.

Two years in captivity with no complaints.

Yes, but at least she visited some foreign countries.

And I don't want to, don't know how, and I can't.

Staszek, look!

Staszek!

This is... This is my pistol.

You are right, we have to stay calm. You have to disarm this bastard at once.

Disarm? What else do you want, miss?

Then, you'll kick him out of here of course. Yes, I'll kick him out of here.

Now...

Staszek, a soldier is walking around your flat. In my home...

Staszek, my dear, be a man once in your life. Yes, right.

Staszek,

Remember it for good that everything has its place

and it means something in here. Do you understand?

Staszek, don't leave alone with him. Do you hear me?

Do Alinka want any paste for cockroaches? I want no paste.

I want no cockroaches. I want no Alinka! And Military Academy exercises

are on the next floor! I'm sorry.

Remember it well finally! Are you crazy?

Staszek!

How much do you want for that piece of crap?

I don't know.

For your grandma. For my grandma. Thank you.

Can we talk?

Be careful at the market. Near the prison

a man wearing glasses is selling a weapon.

Fiat? Well, it's an unusual weapon.

It doesn't sell well, it's defective.

Listen, we won't get rid of him in any other way.

It's a scandal.

I'll give you the number.

- Fiat 22 015. - 22 015.

The number isn't a problem. I'll remember it.

The German is grateful and let the cat out of the bag.

There's a man with glasses on the square willing to hawk his machine gun.

He knows him. He is a guard from Wehrmacht prison.

He is an agent provocateur, I'm sure.

In glasses, you say? Tell the guys to keep an eye on the bastard.

- Another one? - Sure.

Ties, ties...

My goddess, only she can understand me. My God, my dear, it's the death of me.

Since the beginning of the war I have painted nothing but eyes and horns of deer.

But deer, Cleopatra and Magdalene sell the best.

You've learned it a bit but you won't make an artist.

Listen, mate, I swear, try to understand me, I'm the breadwinner and

I have a juvenile sister, who is... she doesn't have much in her head

and now this idiotic Italian mouth to feed.

Turn off the light! Turn off the light!

You blithering idiot! It's the war! It's the blackout!

Do you think you can play jokes on the Germans?

And above all it's so awful, so selfish,

when they hit the house, everybody will die, not only you.

You think that they won't kill you because you're Italian.

They won't recognize you standing in the window in this shirt.

Err.. even if you had had the uniform...