Under the Riccione Sun (Sotto il sole di Riccione)

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In the ten years I've been car sharing,

you're the most annoying passenger I've ever had.

I need to do it a bit higher, right?

No time to show you, I'll be late for the audition.

This is the biggest opportunity--

Of your life. It'll change your life. You were telling me the whole trip. Go!

Okay, I need to go. Come on, please, wish me luck.

Go on... Whatever.

ATLANTIC HOTEL SUPERIOR

We can split it. Try to do it slowly.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Come on, guys, we can do it. Nice hair.

Here I am, Ciro Lamanna.

You're late. Registrations are already closed.

-Look, I've come from the deep south. -Yes.

Know how deep the south is? Very. It took 7 hours to get here.

-I have to go in. -Sorry, there's nothing I can do.

Ouch... there it is.

-Damn. God. Oh, my God. -What's wrong?

I don't feel very well.

-Wait, I'll get you some water. -Thanks.

IDOL - THE NEW FRESH TALENT AUDITIONS - RICCIONE

Yeah, I'm coming.

No, I'm in a bed-and-breakfast this year.

Where are you, at the beach?

Who's there?

Is Guenda there?

No, I'm coming! One minute, I'll drop off my bag, and I'm there.

Who the fuck is it?

For the rooms.

Here you go.

Nice house.

You like it? This is my first time renting it out.

I can't work because I have the third of the fourth lower trapezoid...

I can make up for it a bit this way.

-See. -So, what do you do? Fashion photography?

No, I'm a certified lifeguard.

These are some of my clients who...

Do you recognize that one?

I mean, is it really her?

It is her. I was a big stud. I was the number one in the area.

I had them all.

I've got records: five women in one day without a pit stop.

Just eating a couple of small bruschettas or something.

What about that one? One who didn't succumb to your charms?

No, that one, you mean?

No, it's just because the plaster

of the photo is ruined...

Let's go check out your room, come on.

Here we are.

Hey, knock before you come in. Knock!

Smoking weed again, huh? And with all the pussy around here.

You're right.

-Okay, this is your roommate. -Sorry, what do you mean "my roommate"?

No. I have to sleep with him? That wasn't what we agreed.

What, for 20 euros you wanted the Grand Hotel? Huh?

Good point.

Come on, then, move.

-Hey. -Yo.

-Marco. -Hey.

Yo. Do you smoke?

-No, thank you. -Better.

-Mom. -Hmm.

Why don't we tell everyone you're my sister for the next two weeks?

Why would we do that?

Why would anyone approach a guy on holiday with his mom?

-I want to make friends. -Mm-hmm.

-Here, this way. -Yeah.

Welcome.

He uses talc as deodorant.

From his voice, he smokes ten to 15 cigarettes a day,

very thin, bald and short.

Exactly what he's like. Like you took a photo of him.

Hi, we booked a twin room under the name Marescalchi.

Hang on, what do you mean a twin? We said two singles.

Well, if you want, I can do two singles for the same price as the twin.

-Oh. -

-Deal. -Deal.

Fuck. It's my mom. Fuck. Shut up.

Yeah?

You can't call every two minutes.

You'll get on my nerves. I'll lose focus and won't study.

Then, they'll flunk me again. Yes. Don't worry. Bye, Mom. Bye.

Fuck off.

Sorry, bro, my bitch of a mother.

They've gone to Tenerife, said, "You can't come with us this summer.

You flunked for the third time. Spend the summer in Milan."

Fuck off!

I mean, bro, do you really think I'd spend the summer in Milan?

Nah, bro, no way. So I got myself this place,

and now you and I are spending the summer together.

-You happy, bro? -Yes.

You rock. What are you doing here?

I come here pretty much every year.

This year, I decided to come at the last moment, but...

-so, that's how I ended up here. -Right, yeah. Fuck.

-What do you think, this or this? -Listen.

Honestly, they're both ugly.

For the beach, what the fuck do you care? I don't know.

I do fucking care, actually.

Why? Help me understand. Are you meant to fuck someone?

Because I can help you, bro. I'm your man.

Oh. Yeah, yeah...

There is a girl I like.

I mean, I really like her.

But she's been with someone for five years, so, you know.

Dude! I mean, you came here for a girl who's been with someone for five years?

You're mad, bro! I really like you.

What the fuck do you care?

I'm going to the beach.

Exactly, we're going to the beach.

I want to see this girl. Let's go.

If you hit on Guenda, I'll be pissed!

I won't hit on Guenda, bro. I never do that.

-Go on! Yes! -Take it, Guenda!

All right, guys, I'm going back to sleep.

Hey, can you pass it back?

Hey, are you deaf?

-What? -The ball, can you pass it back?

Sorry, I didn't see...

I didn't either. But at least we have something in common.

Nice to meet you. Furio.

Vincenzo.

Listen, maybe after the game, I can buy you a drink

to make up for having made a fool of myself.

Okay.

All right, then. See you later.

"See you later," what the fuck am I saying?

So, how did it go?

Like shit. "You aren't fresh enough, you aren't new enough."

-What does that mean? -Don't take it personal.

-Sfera Ebbasta was told no many times. -"Sfera" enough! I've had enough!

I even wore my lucky underpants!

Hallo.

Zwei für uns, bitte?

No, I'm not the lifeguard, I don't work here. I don't...

How do I explain this in Kraut?

-Zwei? -Zwei?

Two, got it! But I'm not... I'll get them for you, come on.

Two?

I'll put them here for you.

Okay.

Why are you moving those?

I'm sorry, I told them I don't work here,

but they don't speak a word of Italian--

-Oh, sorry. Are you the new lifeguard? -No.

Shame.

Hey, listen...

Interested in a job?

What job?

Mountain guide! We're at the beach.

As a lifeguard! You interested?

Monday to Saturday, 250 a week. You start at 6:00 a.m.

If you need a place, there's a room just behind here,

where my idiot son Furio sleeps.

So, you want it or not?

Oh, God, I don't know.

Do I want it? Sure.

Oh, I forgot.

Can you swim?

Can I swim?

I can dive from 30 feet and go 65 underwater without breathing.

-Mh? -A dolphin!

More like a tuna.

No, the training isn't working, we haven't got it.

Can I play center-back?

Come on, Gue, please!

Explain why you never pass the ball.

You explain why you liked that ass picture.

That gain? You're pathetic!

Come on, guys, take a break.

The tournament starts tomorrow.