처음 200줄입니다.
Only kiss Without love
Episode 1
Sometimes, I believe everything…
What’s wrong with you?
You always brush teeth in the living room.
Breakfast is cold. Hurry up!
Tongtong!
Don’t you have an important interview today?
Go.
Pink! Pink!
How do you drive?
Isn’t a yellow light ahead?
You deal with that.
One hour left for the meeting. Do not miss it.
Fine, Mr. Xiao.
Have you learned how to drive?
You got your driving license from Lanxiang School?
You are the driver?
How do you drive?
Look at my electric bicycle.
I have ridden it for so many years.
I never have a crash before.
Can you drive?
Miss, at a crossroad,
you should slow down.
Moreover, it’s you who rear-end us.
So, you take full responsibility.
I take full responsibility? Are you kidding me?
We rush for time today.
So, we won’t hold you accountable.
Let’s notice our respect insurance company.
You don’t want to leave.
You crashed my electric bicycle. You must repair it.
You act shamelessly, right?
Who act…
Forget it! Don’t waste time with such a rascal.
Give her some money and send her away.
Get it, Mr. Xiao.
There is another person, right?
All of you get out of the car.
You crash my electric bicycle so badly.
You want to hide there, right?
Mr. Xiao…
If you don’t get out, I’ll call the police.
Fine.
You’d better stay in the car
forever.
You think that I blackmail you.
What a bad luck!
I really should have my fortune read before going out.
Shit! Shit! Shit!
I’m not afraid of rabies.
But I have a genetic disease.
If I kiss mammals,
I will become a man within three minutes.
My father,
my little brother
and I
all have this disease.
In the whole world,
only my mom knows that.
But what should I do
next?
Li! Li!
There is no display in the monitor of No. 2 Elevator.
Is there something wrong?
What are you doing?
Medicine…
What do you want?
My medicine.
Help me.
Help me.
No. Dude.
Are you finding fault?
Are you alright?
Help me.
Don’t scare me.
Where?
Where?
In order to interview smoothly,
I’m ready to risk everything this time.
Don’t blame me.
Just take it as you gain extra advantages.
God! That’s a man.
Mr. Xiao!
Mr. Xiao!
Mr. Xiao! Mr. Xiao! Are you okay?
Take me to my office.
I can do it, Tong Tong.
Mr. Xiao, need I take you to the hospital?
No need. You go back first.
Don’t tell anyone about this.
Sure, Mr. Xiao.
Cancel?
Miss Wei’er, don’t play joke with me.
I… If you cancel the interview temporarily,
there will be a blank left in our magazine.
Miss Tong, Mr. Xiao always remains low-key
with little exposure.
The reason why I accepted your interview
is because you keep finding me many times.
But today,
Mr. Xiao really has a very important meeting.
Besides,
you are two minutes later than scheduled time.
There is the other person, right?
All of you get out of the car.
You can interview next time.
I’m so sorry for being late.
I lost some time on the way.
How about this?
After Mr. Xiao finishes the meeting,
I personally apologize to him. Okay?
I’m so sorry, Mr. Xiao.
Although I’m two minutes late,
you are still willing to accept my interview.
Before the interview,
I want to ask you a question.
You interviewed Gao Yan, the tycoon of communication.
You wrote an article in the entrepreneur column in last Financial Weekly,
indicating that the modern network communication
has posed huge challenge against the traditional communication
and also showing Gao Yan’s forecasts
on the development of communication.
Why did you ask him directly
about Gao Group’s development program in the future?
Isn’t it easier for readers to understand?
The reason why I asked Mr. Gao that way
is because
if I directly asked him about
their future development program,
he wouldn’t tell me.
Because it involves trade secrets.
What I need to know is
the sectors
which Mr. Gao thinks highly of
and is interested in.
Then I’m confused.
Do all journalists
like playing with words?
It’s not that all interviewees
have high IQ and EQ like you
who can see the nature of the question.
Just like the next question I will ask.
There is a rumor
that Fengshang will change another brand ambassador.
Will you
choose a super star
or a newcomer?
You’re really cunning.
You lead up to Fengshang in the end.
Black Honey coffee beans feature pretty good sweetness
tender acidity, and mellow and full shape,
as well as lasting aftertaste.
Thank you, Mr. Xiao.
Miss Tong, your bracelet is very special.
There may be few people wearing the same bracelet.
Miss Tong, did you have a good trip?
Did you have an accident
on the way or in the elevator?
Well… Mr. Xiao, please let go of my hand.
Let’s continue our interview.
You tell me first.
You… You let me go.
Meeting!
It hurts.
It itches. It itches.
Don’t move.
It itches very much.
Itching is almost killing me.
Wait… Wait… Wait…
Itching is almost killing me.
Done.
Didn’t you ask me to band you up?
I’m just afraid He Pandi, that bitch,
deliberately finds faults with me.
I screwed up the interview.
She would kill me.
I…
I just employ a ruse of self-injury.
It’s unnecessary to bind up so professionally.
I almost believe that I get injured.
It’s my occupational disease.
I get used to bind up large-scale dogs.
Tell me, what happened?
Why do you employ the ruse of self-injury to cheat your chief editor?
That’s because I have a father
with powerful genes.
In the front of my interviewee,
I almost transform into a man.
You mean
you kissed your interviewee?
No.
You’re lying.
I really didn’t.
Lying.
Without kiss, how could you transform?
Tell me who is that?
Your interviewee
may be either young master in petroleum or property tycoon.
No comments yet. Be the first to leave one.