Mood - First Season

CHEERING

Sasha the Baddest.

You know? Come on.

I don't think marriage is the answer for a lot of women any more.

Dreaming about the fairy tale wedding was a waste of time.

I'm no-one's wifey, and now I don't fucking want to be.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And that's what your new single's about.

Yeah. We're the ones in charge, do you know what I mean?

You're moving like a real bad bitch.

I don't know. Can I say that? Can I say that?

CHEERING

Let's take it away. Sasha the Baddest and Precious P.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

BIRDSONG

Hiya. You all right? Hop in.

I thought Mum was coming to get me.

Your mum's tired.

Sit in the front, will you?

You look lovely.

# Been around the world and I, I, I

# I can't find my baby

# I don't know when I don't know why

# Why he's gone away

# And I don't know where he can be

# My baby

# But I'm gonna... #

Right, here we are. Home sweet home.

Hello?

Hello, we're here.

Oh! Smasha!

Oh!

Oh, I'm so happy to see you.

Oh, you look amazing.

Mum.

Do you want carrots? I'm all right.

Your hair! Megan!

Phone, please.

Is that a weave? How much was it?

Hi, Megan, how are you? Hi.

So how's the house... So how are you? ..then?

I'm good. How are you?

So, your mum tells me you've got a job.

Yeah, I'm doing some modelling bits and recording my music.

It's good.

Wasn't easy to start with...

..but I'm a fast learner.

The clients, er, people I work with,

seem to...like what I'm...doing.

It's paid work, is it?

Yeah, I'm getting paid very well, thank you.

That's great. Anyone we'd know?

Maybe. I've got loads of label interest.

People that want to sign me.

Oh, my God. How do you know Esmeralda? Who?

She's friends with my mate, Carly Visions.

You do not know Carly Visions.

I live with her. She's my best friend.

Go on her page if you don't believe me.

Why would she want to live with you?

Megan! Is she a nice girl?

No, she's a nice girl, yeah.

She's basically famous. Mm!

Famous!

How did I not see this?

We're doing body positivity in PSHE

and Alice made this digital mood board of Carly Visions,

cos she doesn't let anyone police her naked body.

"Police her naked body"?

Yeah, cos it's like my body, my rules,

so she can do whatever she wants with her own body.

Well, you can't if you want to get a proper job.

By the time I'm your age, everyone's going to have naked photos online.

Why have you blocked me?

Er, I didn't know I had - must have been an accident.

Yeah, well, can you add me back?

Cos no-one's going to believe you're my sister

if you're not following me.

And cos I'm white and you're brown.

Megan! I can say brown.

Yeah, brown's fine. I'll follow you back.

KEVIN CLEARS HIS THROAT

Right. Well, it's wonderful that we could all be here together.

Every family has its ups and downs,

but you have finally fought to make something of yourself.

I'm going to leave you with this thought -

whatever you think you deserve is exactly what you'll get.

Cheers.

Cheers.

It's OK? LAURA CHUCKLES

This came for you.

It's the police.

About the fire.

"The victim has dropped the charges.

"No further action."

Anton's dropped them.

Oh, that's relief, isn't it?

Yeah.

Glad all that's done with.

Can we take a photo?

Yeah, all right.

We could do a selfie.

Get our photo. Oh, all right.

All right.

SHE GASPS Gorgeous.

SHUTTER CLICKS Oh, very cool!

Yeah.

It's her new school - she's struggling a bit.

You never had that issue. You were always popular.

It's, er...it's nice.

I'm so glad we're back on track.

It's great, innit? Make a lovely bedroom.

Did you tell her, then?

We're having a baby.

At your age?

I've been checked over, Sasha.

And, you know, when the baby's here,

maybe you can come and stay in the spare room for a bit -

you know, when Kevin's mum's not here.

It is brilliant news.

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

Congrats.

Well, it's getting late.

Baby's tired. Mm.

"Go to bed already, Mum!"

Oh...

MELANCHOLY PIANO

# La

# La

# La I

# I'm not even sure

# Why I'm here

# I'm feeling things I've hid for years

# Tried to bury all my darkest fears

# Wishing they would disappear

# I'm too old to need the warmth

# From my mother's heart

# But I'm cold and tired of hiding my tears

# I want to be loved

# I'm ashamed to say it

# I need to be loved

# But I'm nobody's favourite

# I'm nobody's favourite

# I'm not even sure why I'm telling you

# I guess I'm hoping for a breakthrough

# Maybe you noticed when I felt blue

# Maybe you didn't and that's also true

# I'm too old to need the warmth

# From my mother's eyes

# But can you hold me like you used to do?

# I want to be loved

# I'm ashamed to say it

# I need to be loved

# But I'm nobody's favourite

# I'm nobody's favourite

# Grew up in a home where I always felt alone

# I don't want to blame you

# But damage was done

# I'm ashamed to say it

# I need to be loved

# I'm ashamed to say it

# I'm nobody's favourite

# I'm nobody's favourite. #

What time's the train?

Ten past.

All right. OK.

Well, good luck with work, then.

Yeah, bye.

# Yeah, yeah, yeah... # Fuck your family.

Mansion, poolside, LA, hanging out with Kim Kardashian.

You're going to be at the Grammys, performing!

London up in here, what you sayin', America?!

Yeah, speaking of money, you need to pay me for that job last week.

I'm having to give you commission, and Giuliana?

That was the deal, babe.

Anyway, I'm going to be running my own thing soon.

Forget Giuliana. Mm. I'd do it better than her.

Right. See me?

Yeah. I'm nice cos I'm a white girl with a big booty.

What?! Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

You got a bum job.

A fat transfer...that I paid for.

BANGING ON DOOR Hey, one at a time, please!

My mate's got diarrhoea. She's shitting.

One at a time, please!

Sh! Hey!

BANGING ON DOOR Out!

Oh, for fuck's sake! Huh?

Carly. How are you?

Hey, babe. Good, thanks.

This is Sasha.

Oh, you all right?

Where do I recognise you?

I had this video, it went viral.

Oh, yeah! With Teeg Jones.

How'd it go again?

"There's a sexy nugget..." THEY RECITE AND LAUGH

Yeah, it was really funny. Thanks.

Having a good night?

Try not to steal anything, hon.