My Wonderful Wanda (Wanda, mein Wunder)

MY WONDERFUL WANDA

Four hours late.

I'm sorry.

I was happy to wait.

Thank you.

Take care. Bye.

I was starting to think you wouldn't come.

Hello.

Hello.

- And how was your journey? - It was good.

Mephisto? Come in, come.

- You aren't too tired, are you? - No.

Welcome back!

An angel is in my room.

Good afternoon,

Mr Wegmeister-Gloor.

Good afternoon, Wanda.

A little present!

- Myśliwska! - Yes.

Mh, thank you.

- Everything alright? - Yes.

The other one was a catastrophe.

So loud and so rough. Ugh!

Should I help?

Or do you manage on your own?

No.

The last time!

Good. And now up.

Yes. Good.

Careful, arm.

Very good. And... up.

One, two, three!

The other one fed me like a baby.

"Here comes helicopter,

open your mouth, Mr Wegmeister-Gloor."

- Really? - Yes.

And her hands. Like those of a seventy year old.

So that was a good match.

Did you go shopping again?

Yes.

A barn owl.

Beautiful, isn't it?

Beautiful.

But dead.

On.

Off.

Please use it at night and when you have no time.

No time?

Well, we're in for quite a lot.

Not least the guests, 25 people, so...

So it would be good if you wouldn't only take care of my husband.

Where's Manuela?

She went back to Portugal. She won't return.

She's going to marry.

Nice!

Yes, nice, but I've lost my cleaning lady.

It's hard to find someone good in a hurry.

That's why, um...

Let's say an additional 200 for additional work in kitchen and house?

600.

200 for each month.

I thought 200 overall.

Overall.

9200 for three months.

9600 for three months.

I'm just talking of a little housework.

Tidying up,

doing the dishes,

- cleaning. - 500.

9500.

For the entire time.

- Here. - Thank you.

Hair.

Hand.

Second hand.

Tummy.

Here.

Very good.

Legs.

Blow out the candles!

- Thank you very much, Mum. - What for?

For the bike.

Come to Grandpa.

Wanda!

Wanda!

Wanda!

Wanda.

Good morning, my darling.

What a beautiful day.

She's still going for a swim?

Luckily, no?

You used to look like that too.

You still remember! Congratulations...

on your birthday!

My dear.

Here.

Mephisto, you pig!

Why aren't you putting this incontinent devil

to sleep at last?

We're not putting you to sleep either!

Do we, Mephisto.

My sweety.

We're not putting him to sleep either.

So many clothes.

Why aren't you wearing them?

You're a beautiful woman.

We had our time.

Friends disappear and with them the occasions.

Choose one.

No!

But yes! I want to give it to you as a present.

Maybe this one?

- The dress I wore for my engagement. - Sorry!

No! I'm sure it'll suit you.

Thank you. Many thanks.

I'll wear it for Mr Wegmeister-Gloor's birthday.

It's too good for that.

But it's his... - Wanda, some guests don't know

that you're working for us. That's why

you'd better stay in the kitchen this evening.

Okay. Yes.

Happy 70th birthday!

May all your burdens melt away

and may you have a wealth of happiness and health

for many years to come.

Who sent this?

Max and Therese Sieber.

- They're still alive? - Yes.

This one's from the mayor.

Dear Josef, the community...- Yes, go on.

Shooting club St. Hubertus?

Gymnastics club Olympia?

Children's choir St. Martin?

You are... a famous man.

Nonsense.

I'm not famous.

Maybe popular, a little.

Do you know why, Wanda?

Here.

You've got to keep people happy.

There.

Now

you are handsome.

Handsome and popular.

Yes.

I used to be a handsome chap.

A BMW 5 series?

Is that already my daughter?

Come on, help me.

Yes.

They're taking a big box out of the car.

Jesus!

Yes. That's my coffin.

Happy birthday, dearest Dad,

Congratulations, Dad.

Thank you.

Fit above and tight below!

Congratulations Josef!

Dad, we have a wonderful surprise for you.

Yes.

Would you like to come with us?

That's a drive of four or five hours!

Twenty more, Dad, and you're done.

But how shall I manage that?

Hello?

Leave him in peace.

You still have plenty of time.

Sophie's specially taken a week's holiday.

Sophie, I'm terribly sorry,

but I have to drive away at once. To Mr Wattenwyl.

What?

- That's a 3½ hours' drive! - What can I do?

You know how important this is to me.

If you leave now you don't need to come back.

Another fifteen.

Oh, don't make such a fuss!

- Dad! - Wanda.

I think he's having a dizzy spell.

Rubbish!

You're fine, aren't you?

Are you tired?

Let's get the girl, she should put him to bed.

- He's got to be fit after all. - I'll do it myself.

Wanda!

Mr Wegmeister Gloor, what happened?

We exercised a little and now he's a bit tired.

He wants to go to his room and I'll take him there.

Up!

- Wait, I'll help. - We need the wheelchair.

Careful.

Gregor.

- Careful. - Bring the wheelchair.

Wanda!

Where is she?

- Careful! - Careful with the leg.

Three, two, one and up!

But... No! Careful!

It's been proven that vitality is sustained

if people who are handicapped...

He isn't handicapped!