Wizards of Waverly Place

Here it comes... Ahhh!

It's almost my turn. My turn.

Ahhh!

Now, me! Ahhh!

Who are we kidding? This is just blowing hot air around.

When is this heat gonna end?

Jerry, honey, we need an air conditioner.

We don't need air conditioning. We've got armpit ice.

See, it cools... Oh!

...and deodorizes.

This is the hottest summer ever.

I was just standing in front of the air conditioning display

at the hardware store until Old Man Greenwald

yelled at me for not buying anything.

So I bought you a screwdriver. Happy Mother's Day.

Oh, thanks, honey, I...

I can use it to pry open your father's wallet

and buy us an air conditioner.

Dad, can we please close up and go to the beach?

No. We are gonna take advantage of this heat.

We can cook the pastrami without even turning the oven on.

Justin, you're hogging the fan.

Harper, you know what this heat and humidity does to my sinuses.

OK? I have to keep them properly ventilated or I start to snort.

There it is.

Hey, guys. If anyone's looking for me, I'll be outside at the beach.

Oh no, he's delirious.

He must've eaten one of those pastrami sandwiches you're cooking on the roof.

From street scene to beach scene!

Ah, paradise.

Oh, hey, welcome to my own private beach.

It's, uh... nice, but it's missing something.

The ocean?

Good point.

Oceans and seas, waves and tides...

Fine. We'll close up the shop and go to the beach.

Babies.

Come on, Jerry. Hurry up.

I want to get a good spot at the beach.

I hope I didn't forget anything from home.

I know what you forgot, Dad.

The shirt that matches those shorts.

Oh, those college boys.

They're being so obvious.

- I'm married! - To me.

This is gonna be so great.

I can't wait to just sit on the beach and read my book.

Alex, feel free to elbow me if any cute guys walk by.

Ow! He wasn't that cute.

I'll be down by the water, convincing Boogie boarders

they should wear helmets and protective eyewear.

Hey. Hey, man, check it out. It's a fortune teller machine.

Max, no!

Never get a fortune from one of these.

For humans, it's a harmless arcade game,

but for wizards, the fortunes are very real.

Really? Why?

Because Zelzar is actually from the wizard world.

If a wizard requests a fortune from him,

he's required to give them a real one.

Aw! Now I want one even more.

You really need to work on your warning speeches.

Listen, you might get a bad one and then,

there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Stay away from Zelzar. Do you hear me?

- Fine. - OK, I got it.

Well, for once a human can do something a wizard can't.

Yeah.

Uh... Zelzar,

one fake fortune for a human, please.

Zelzar!

"You are admired by many."

Oh, I don't get it. This one's true.

Isn't it?

Attention, Boogie boarders!

You are in a rip tide!

Swim parallel! It's your only chance!

Shut up, old lady!

Mom, you were wrong. This hat does not look cool.

Harper, yeah, I'd like to put the barbecue there

so the smoke doesn't blow back on us.

Oh, OK, I'll move. I just need a comfy spot to read my book.

Sorry, Harper, but I need that spot for my umbrella.

I'm gonna tan just my legs.

OK, I'll just find another comfy spot.

Alex!

What?

You're singing too loud. I can't read my book.

Sorry.

- Zelzar! - Max, what are you doing?

Dad told us not to get a fortune.

Come on, Justin, he's just worried about us getting bad fortunes.

This one's gonna be a good one. Watch.

"You will receive a sweet surprise."

Oh, that does sound like a good one.

Free ice cream? Thank you!

And it's called "Sweet Surprise."

These fortunes are extremely well-detailed.

Yeah, you should get a fortune.

No, no, no, just because you got a good one doesn't mean I'll get a good one, too.

OK, suit yourself.

I mean, I'd like to get a fortune, but Dad warned us.

But then again, you did get a good one, and I'd probably get a good one, too.

Probably.

OK, fine, stop hounding me. I'm doing it.

Zelzar!

"You will attract the attention of a stranger."

Hey, stranger.

Did you see that? She gave me the flirty fingers!

- This is awesome! - I know.

What are the odds of you meeting a girl named Stranger?

OK...

Harper, honey, stop playing with the smoke. It's dangerous.

Oh, the fire's going out. Harper, give me some pages from your book.

I'm still reading this.

I'm talking about the pages you already read.

I haven't read anything yet!

All right, that's it. I'm gonna go read somewhere else. Come on, Alex.

OK. Oh, hey, don't bring that book, though.

People will think we're nerds.

Alex! The Zelzar machine really works.

Max and I got great fortunes.

Yeah. It told me I was gonna get a sweet surprise,

and I got a free ice cream bar.

Oh my gosh! That's a totally lame coincidence!

Yeah, but my fortune said I would attract the attention of a stranger,

and this really pretty girl waved at me. And I even got her number.

That machine didn't give you a fortune, it gave you a miracle.

- Alex, you gotta try it. - All right, give me a quarter.

No, your dad said wizards shouldn't use it.

Yeah, and if he knew it could lead to free ice cream, he'd change his tune.

All right, Alex, now whatever good stuff you get,

you have to share with us because we got you to do it.

Zelzar!

"Say goodbye to your life."

You don't have to share that one with us.

"Say goodbye to your life."

This is not good. This is really not good.

Now, wait a minute. Let's not jump to conclusions.

"Say goodbye to your life" could mean a lot of things.

It could mean...

...your life is ending.

Or your days are numbered.

You're definitely not getting a sweet surprise.

Sorry, Alex. There's just no way to spin this

in a positive manner. What are we gonna do?

Look, I'll handle it like I handle all of life's problems.

Ignore it until it goes away.

OK? Now, let's get back to our day on the beach.

Well, that's a little hard to ignore.

Please, Zelzar. We know you're from the wizard world.

You have to take back my fortune.

I don't think he's gonna talk to us.

Here, let me try.

Hey, hey! Stop that.

Look, young lady wizard,

I'm sorry you got a fortune you didn't like,

but you know the deal, so, move along.

There are some tour buses coming through, and...

...I love out-of-town quarters.

OK, I made a mistake. I know you're just doing your job,

but I can't say goodbye to my life forever like the fortune says,

I'm only 17!

"Boo hoo."

Alex, we'd better tell your dad.

No, no, Zelzar just needs a little convincing.

Max, show him the sword.

Hey, Zelzar, I got a sweet surprise for you.