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Well, which one is it?

Hmm...

This one?

Are you asking me or are you telling me?

- Trust myself. - Mm-hmm.

Trust myself, okay. (INHALES DEEPLY)

Hmm.

This one.

That is Navajo sand.

- I don't even know why I'm here. - Yes?

You should be doing this yourself.

: Oh, stop it!

No, don't you leave me.

I'm not leaving you,

- I'm showing you. - What?

¡No mames!

My good... This is crazy.

- This is cuckoo. - Mm-hmm.

What you guys have done in seven weeks is just incredible.

Like, what are you... are you witches?

Are you witches? Where's your broom?

Well, I tell you what, that's what your plumber's

been calling me all week.

- How rude! - I don't blame him.

Hey, who's having fun without me?

- Get in here! - (GASPS) Get in here.

Is this it?

- What is, what is this? - Diego?

On our show, we were always going to hand-craft

a personalized memento for the new homeowner.

- No... Yeah.

And when we demolished your old out-buildings,

we reclaimed some beautiful rustic pine

and we made this box with it.

Ah, guys, you did not have to do that.

You stop this right now. (CHUCKLES)

Now, I covered the box in molted snake skins,

you know, that I found around the property.

Mostly rattlers and copperheads,

which I think is appropriate because you were in

the Culebra drug cartel,

and culebra in Spanish

means s-s-s-snake! (HISSES)

Ow! Ow, you almost bit me! Of course, of course.

No, that makes so much sense. To be honest,

we do have a lot of snakes on the property.

- Oh, tell us about it! - Yeah.

Oh, and the initials, D.S... Diego Santos.

We recovered from an old Dos Equis box

we found in the garage,

because we know that's your drink.

You know me too well.

Don't tell anybody, huh?

Now, I lined the inside with crushed red velvet...

a classic... so you can use this box

for anything special you see fit.

That's right... anything important to you.

- Yeah. - You know, loose change,

car keys... I don't know... dominoes.

Um, I think I know

exactly what I'm gonna use it for.

You rascals.

Guys, this is too much.

You know, this and...

Wow, wow, wow, wow. I... I feel seen.

I feel looked after and, and heard.

It's all because of you two. Thank you so much.

It's what we do, okay? It's who we are.

Don't tell anybody, 'cause I will deny it, okay?

But I am so happy that I did not kill you.

It's a, like, good decision, organically, it feels that way.

- That means a lot, Diego. - Thank you so much.

But listen, we're not done yet. We got to put

the finishing touches on this. Get it ready for your big night.

You guys have to come tomorrow night. Please, please?

- Where we gonna go? - Uh...

Don't have a choice. - Oh!

- (LAUGHTER) - Let's get ready for a party, huh?

You put these on us!

- I know... - So we're stuck!

Don't you try to run, 'cause...

Hands up!

Ooh, if only I had something to drink.

Oh, where could I find something to... ?

- (OOHS AND AAHS) - Uh-oh.

Very cool, very cool.

Okay, ooh, but my hands hurt, you know?

Maybe from all the killing, you know?

What could I do about that?

I'm not doing anything...

but holding the bottle.

Oh, you're looking good... don't outshine me!

- Okay. - You think now?

Yeah, there's no better time than now.

- Yeah, you're right. - We... we can do this.

- You're right, okay. - Okay.

: It's my suit! It's mine.

Oh, my goodness, my celebrity designers... hi!

My goodness, can you believe this?

I have been living in this house for five years.

This is the first party I've ever thrown.

- It's crazy. - Well, I've got

a feeling there's gonna be so many more parties here.

Oh, my God, do you mean that? Thanks so much for saying that.

And you know, you wouldn't believe who's here.

Oh, just everybody who's anybody, you know?

Okay, so that guy over there with the red tie?

That's Armando, okay? He used to work for me,

and now because he's the deputy mayor of Ensenada...

doesn't return my phone calls.

What a dick.

And right behind me...

Whew, don't freak out, okay?

That is Charlette Gutierrez, you guys.