Mood - First Season

It's boring.

You might think so, but, once you get through your exams,

the world is your oyster.

I don't want oysters.

Your mother says you're not listening to the teachers.

She doesn't know anything.

All she does is spend time with her boyfriend.

She's... Watch your mouth.

I wasn't going to say anything - I was just going to spell it.

I don't want any spellings. Songs? No, just focus on your schoolwork.

So, tell me something, you have a boyfriend?

I didn't say anything and you should get a Facebook.

What is that?

Talk to your friends on it.

I talk to my friends in church on Melrose,

as always, hear me all right.

But as for you, don't get it twisted.

School first, boys later.

I know that. I'm going to be like Rihanna -

everyone's going to want my autograph.

Hoo-hoo!

Oh, yeah? Is that so? Well, always remember, you are my superhero.

You're full of pure light.

You can do anything that you put your mind to.

Oh...

RAP MUSIC PLAYS

SHE SUCKS HER TEETH

Caramel, toffee, banoffee...

I'm not a fucking dessert.

They keep saying, "Get your black pussy in my face."

The man's kind of pink, but...fuck it, I'll roll with it.

We've all got a thing - blonde girl, redhead, big boobs.

Can you take a photo of us?

It's to put on my social media. This is a sponsored outfit.

Sure. Maybe by the weights.

Just don't be so sassy on there.

Just shake my arse.

Yeah, but don't be so ghetto. Er... Here's good.

Thanks.

Your nan's ghetto, bruv.

All you do is sing along to fucking rap songs and twerk on your page.

You ever tried saying space ghettos in an American accent?

Sounds like you're trying to say Spice Girls

in a Scottish. AMERICAN ACCENT: Space ghettos!

Space ghettos.

Nah, you're still fucking rude.

SHOUTING

Listen, I've been boxing for over 30 years and look

what the world's come to.

If people want to watch me knock

a talentless influencer out and I get paid for it, bingo.

Oh, my God, I love Teeg.

Neehow, bitch. I heard you got your daughter this cute

little rabbit named Lucy.

Yo, listen, bruv, don't bring kids into this.

After this fight, I'm eating that bitch Lucy for dinner.

What is wrong with you?

And I'mma get ready for my next fight in China.

Best country in the world.

We've got to go.

He's going to get boxed up.

I hate him. What?!

Why?! Teeg's a sick content creator.

He did a video where he promised to pay a homeless man five grand

if he could eat 20 burgers in an hour and the guy done

it and he was being sick, bare burgery vomit everywhere,

and Teeg didn't even give him the money.

Well, people must have liked it

because he's got millions of followers.

Boy is a sell-out to me. It's so cringe.

How much money you made so far?

Well, you're never going to make any money

only doing the stuff that you want to do.

That's what makes you a hustler -

doing things other people can't or won't.

I told you, three months and I'm out.

Then I'll have enough money to leave your ass and do my music.

Yeah.

CHATTER

CAR HORN BEEPS

Hey, pretty galdem.

What you saying, little sis?

Nothing much. You all right? I'm cool, man.

What, you with her?

Yeah, I live with Carly now.

She helped me out after all the madness.

Do you know if Salim will give me my song book back?

It's got all my music in it.

I know he had a hard time, with his mum moving back to Somalia,

but it's like... Rah, did he tell you that?

His mum's dead.

She died, like, a year ago from hepatitis. Fucked him up.

Now I don't even know where he is. Keep being a good girl, yeah?

She moves sophisticated, but, trust me, she belongs to the streets

and I know that's not you.

SHE LAUGHS

R&B MUSIC PLAYS

Carly, can you come and help me?

Yeah.

I'm freezing in here.

Well, you look fit.

Take that.

Wow.

Now give me some bad bitch energy.

Isn't she naughty? Yeah, I'm naughty.

Yo, Lexi, you're such a bad girl.

You missed me, eh?

R&B MUSIC PLAYS

Say I'm your girlfriend. You're my fucking wife.

PHONE RINGS

SHE MOANS

PHONE RINGS

Hello? Hey.

Who is this? It's Kobe, Abby's brother.

Sorry it's a bit late to call.

Hi. Er... No. Is Abby all right?

Yeah. I wanted to see if you were doing anything next week.

Nothing, probably, why? You want to come to the studio?

Are you serious? Yeah.

Yes. Yeah, I want to come studio.

I'm there. I have songs. I'm ready.

Sick. All right, I'll text you the details. Bye.

SHE HUMS

Get dressed.

We are going to the Teeg Jones afterparty!

Not me, boy, I'm writing.

No, it can wait. It's going to be bliss.

R&B MUSIC PLAYS

What sound does a giraffe make? Dunno.

Gah!

Right, we've got to be there before 11:00.

That's a bit nitty for me and I've got studio tomorrow.

Trust me, babe, it won't be a messy one.

R&B MUSIC PLAYS

What is this traffic?

Can you go a different way?

I'm not feeling anything. You will.

Ha! I said he would lose.

Yeah, to be honest with you,

he was better than what I thought.

He still got dropped.

Influencer, no. Troll.

We're not going to get there. Nothing I can do about it, love.

Get out.

Get out. Oi, where you going?

R&B MUSIC PLAYS SHE SCREAMS

London! London up in here!

Woo! Oi, what time is it?

It's fucking party time! Oi, oi, oi!

Come on! Come on!

Woohoo!

Wee! Oh, this is giving me a camel toe.

What sound does a camel make?

Ooh, ooh, ooh! Ooh, ooh, ooh! Brrap!

Everything looks so pretty!

Shit. It's Teeg.

SHE LAUGHS

What happened to your eye? It looks busted.

What?

Sorry about the fight. Fight was a fix.

How? Cos I won, that's how.

Well, we're here now, so forget about it.

It's time to party.

Rollin by Mist and Burna Boy

Three, two, one. Yes!

HE SHOUTS

I've just got you a job with Julianna.

£1,000 to go to a party with me. What?

Did you? That is sick.

I'm ready. Ready.

Move for me, Sasha.

CLUB MUSIC PLAYS

SHE BREATHES HEAVILY

Hey, stop with that.

I just want some nuggets.

Why can't I have chicken nuggets?

Yo, yo, yo, my Teegsters, y'all know I didn't lose.

I'll be back!

Can't keep the champ down.

Hey, I'm Carly Visions! Follow me.

What's up, blud?

These girls are crazy, you know?

Oi, film me. I'm going to rap.

Move back, move back. All right, go, go, go.

# Sasha Clay, better get to know my name

# Double down

# Me and Carly V getting money now

# Yeah, we came here for the chicken and chip

# And we've got the sauce then us girls dip! #

SCREAMING Oi!

Cos we've got bare money! What else? And we've got chicken nuggets.

What else? And I'm a tasty nugget. What else? And she's a sexy nugget.

And she's a twerking nugget!

And what? What?

What's this...?

What's this? What's this?

What's that, fam?

HE LAUGHS

I've got a vintage thing here somewhere.

I'm a chicken nugget.