Rabies (כלבת)

A film by Aharon Keshales & Navot Papushado

Tali?

Ofer?

Tali, where are you?

Ofer, I'm down here!

Tali?

Ofer, I'm here!

Are you all right?

Where were you? I've been calling out for hours.

I was sleeping, I didn't notice you'd disappeared. Are you hurt?

No.

But it's freezing, the water's up to my knees.

It's heavy, or stuck. Can you reach the opening?

You think I haven't tried? It's too high.

Okay, I'm throwing you a lighter.

There's blood on your face.

I didn't even notice. - Is it serious?

I don't think so.

What kind of a psychopath builds a trap you can't open?

Trap? What trap? -Relax, relax.

Must be someone hunting foxes or rabbits or something.

All this for a rabbit?

There's got to be a trick here, a lever or something.

This is punishment.

What?

For running away.

Where do you come up with this nonsense?

It's a trap, it was dark, you fell, it could happen to anyone.

But it happened to me. -Yeah, but you're not dead,

you didn't break anything, you've only got a little scratch.

Punishment? Seems more like a miracle to me.

I want to go home.

We're not going home.

Telling Dad was a mistake. -A mistake?

Would you rather continue hiding like two criminals?

As if we were doing something wrong?

Maybe we are doing something wrong.

There's nothing wrong about what we're doing. You hear me?

Nothing.

You know how much I love you.

And I love you.

Okay, then I'm going to get you out of here now,

but only if you really want me to.

You know me, I don't like forcing anyone.

Okay?

Can you hear me from there? -Yeah.

Ofer?

Ofer?

Ofer!

RABlES

I can't listen to this anymore, I'm changing stations.

Why are you getting so upset?

They're just two rich kids who ran away from home.

Why is everything always a joke with you?

I bet something bad happened to them.

These stories always end badly. -It'll end with a new SUV.

If you had kids, you wouldn't be joking around like that.

I have one little girl, that's plenty.

Oh, so I'm the little girl here?

And what does that make you? -What?

A foetus.

That's right.

Okay, let's get to work.

Will you miss me?

Not sure. I'll be back here in 20 minutes.

Menashe, be serious. You have an evaluation to do.

But Rona, my muscles ache from last night.

Honey-bun, unless you want your muscles to ache tonight too,

you'll do as I tell you. -All right...

But talk to me the whole way.

Promise.

Have I told you how much I hate those sunglasses?

Sure have. -And you keep wearing them.

I have no choice, Rona.

You blind me. Blind me.

You always know exactly what to say to me every morning

to melt my heart. Kiss.

I'll miss you.

Bye, Buba.

Bye, Buba.

Buba, say goodbye to Mommy.

Buba, did you hear that? He called me Mommy.

Look... Look at him starting to sweat.

Buba, take care of Casanova for me, okay?

Bye, honey-bun. -Bye, sweetie-pie.

Would you focus on the map instead of the mirror?

You've got to see this, it's better than a movie.

There should be a right turn here somewhere.

Take a right here.

Oh no, did I do that?

It's okay, it'll dry.

Did you sleep well? -Yeah.

Where are we?

I don't know.

Are you sure this is the way?

Yes. -No.

Are you kidding me?

It's your fault, why did you give me the map?

I'm driving, Pini, Whoever is next to the driver

is in charge of the map, that's how it works.

Oh, that's the new rule?

Don't piss me off, Pini. -Okay, I got confused, big deal.

This whole area is only an inch on the map,

1 5 minutes and we'll find the place. -I don't think so.

I played at that court last year and this isn't the way.

But it's pretty here. -Yeah, it's really nice.

Yes, Adi, but this isn't National Geographic,

so do me a favour and take a look at the map.

Forget the map, let's look for a sign, there's always a sign.

If this forest doesn't turn into buildings within 1 0 minutes,

I'm turning back.

Buba!

Don't go too far.

Cleanliness.

Check.

Play area?

Check.

Where's the stick?

What kind of a dog comes back without the stick?

You're tired too?

Cigarette break.

What? Just one.

One.

You're smoking, aren't you?

Don't be ridiculous.

Thanks, Buba.

That's your last one for today, you hear me?

I hear you...

Menashe.

You're such a rat.

This is the last time you're coming with me.

Buba, don't go too far.

Buba!

Seriously, I have to pee, I can't hold it in anymore.

Mike, stop the car. -Here?

Here, pee in this.

And how is that supposed to happen?

You should know by now that girls have different plumbing.

Unless you're still... a virgin.

No way. My cherry's long gone. -What?

What?

I see.

Mike, is your cherry long gone too?

What? What's the problem?

Nothing. Pini's a virgin.

Lesbian.

You'd better stop, Shir is about to pee in your car.

Okay, I'm stopping. Is here okay?

Yes, just stop already.

Open it!

Can I help you?

Don't peek, okay? -Of course not.

I'm serious. -So am l.

Make sure they don't peek.

Go on, run. I'll tell you when we can't see.

Run.

We can't see.

Stop it. -You stop it.

Can you see me? -You can pee now!

You little liar. If I can see her, so can you.

I don't know what you're talking about. -Can you believe her, Mikey?

Shir, go a little further.

You guys are jerks.

Come on, Mikey, watching a girl pee is the sexiest thing in the world.

Okay, maybe not the sexiest, but it's definitely in my top-five

Peeing? It really turns you on? -Yeah, in a weird kind of way,

because it's not supposed to be sexy, but when a girl does it, it's sexy.

And how many peeing girls have you seen?

How many have you?

You wish you knew.

I can't believe I'm asking, Pini, but what are the other top-four?

You're really getting into it, huh? Cool.

This is the list, but it's not in order of preference

because it's hard for me to decide. -Must be really hard.

Stop interrupting. -Shoot.

The first thing is: a girl peeing.

At home, outdoors, in the shower, swimming pool.

Swimming pool? How can you tell?

The smile gives you away.

Okay, the second thing is... -What's with the fingers?

Maybe he's afraid he'll miscount. It's all the way up to five.

It's for the dramatic effect.

Such big words for such a small mouth...

and a dirty one. -What's with Shir?

She's taking her time, huh? -Never rush a lady.

Shir! What's taking you so long?

Leave her be!

Finish your speech in the meantime. -Okay, where was l? Oh yeah.

The second sexiest thing is a girl shaving her legs.

Give me a break.

I agree, it really is sexy. -What's so sexy about shaving?

Not just any shaving. If you were shaving your arm, hint-hint,

or your face, that would be nasty.

Would you rather they stayed hairy? -No,

but don't include me in the process.

But a girl shaving her legs...

There's something about a razor sliding down...

Get your foot away from me.

Come on, Pini...

It stinks. -Wait, what about wax?