Chicken

Resynced Explosiveskull's Subs for BluRay

Ah, the poor pig.

Pretty pork.

No! I dropped my bounce.

- Boy! - My bounce.

Little hen!

Hiya.

Rich picks, Fiona.

Aw! You look nice.

Have you done anything? Come here.

Let me see... if you did.

Check the thing.

Fiona!

Polly.

Polly, there's breakfast if you want it.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

There's nothing to say, then?

- Dunno. - We're just forgetting, then?

Yeah, I... I suppose.

Pussy!

Is that the last?

You been on these?

No!

No!

No, I don't... I don't go in there, Polly.

Right.

Polly!

Um... What time are you going to be back?

All right, this one's Polly...

because it looks like Polly.

And this one...

this one is me...

because I'm harmless, ain't I?

And that's it.

All right?

Don't stop!

Is that it?

That's all I can do this week. Sorry.

Come back next week if you like.

Your choice.

Basically, with cooking,

you don't necessarily have to be like, a proper chef...

because, do you know,

all you really have to do is just...

just make sure you're clean,

so just never touch your body ever,

because if you were to touch your body,

I think that it might make it dirty,

and then, unless it's like that, like, real dirt,

I just...

It shouldn't be on clothes,

and it shouldn't be put onto food

because that just makes it... Just, it's a bit clumsy, really.

Do you know what I mean?

Once I was watching this program,

and this lady was making a pizza

and instead of putting meat on it, she put vegetables.

- -

Oi! Oi! A word!

- - All right, I'm going!

Fucking dog!

I know you.

Yeah, I recognize you.

Oh, yeah?

You come in here every night.

Have we ever...

What?

Have we... Have we ever, you know?

Oh, my God.

I think we should.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, yeah. It would be nice.

Fuck you!

It'd be nice, though, eh? Eh?

Fuck off!

Do me a favor, love. Will you fill this up for me?

I'm skint. Please.

Get lost.

Hey!

Hey, little man.

Hey! Wake up for me!

Hey!

Polly, I've got your breakfast,

if you want to come and get your breakfast.

- Ah, fuck off! - Polly!

I'll be back soon.

Yeah, well, that's the thing.

When I talk to Polly, he's always, always saying no!

And I just don't even understand

because if I say I want an animal,

I don't understand why I can't have an animal,

because I live here too.

I've already got one, and yes,

you're very, very beautiful, but at the same time,

it would be nice if I could have more animals.

At the same time, I don't really have enough time for animals,

and I know that, because I'm so busy with my own life,

and I've got so much to do that it drives me crazy.

And I don't think Polly really...

You see 'em, you know 'em?

Yeah, no. No, I don't know them, but, um...

Ah, fuck this.

- What are you doing? - Tell them to piss off!

- But... But... - Seven years,

and now they want to dig me out!

They might not.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Calm down. Don't be angry.

We'll go over there. We talk to 'em.

We'll go and say we're no harm and...

They want any excuse to kick us out!

You keep away! You hear?

Are you hearing me?

Yes, Polly.

- Yes. - Yes, I am!

Yeah.

Two quid.

What, two?

It's plastic.

Oh, come on, man. Give me a fucking break.

I'll give you three if you strip the wire.

Ah, fuck it. Just give me the cash.

No. I don't think they're going to kick us out.

No, doesn't look like a nasty person, does he?

Oh, shit!

Ah!

You thieving bastard!

You treat people right, and shit won't happen.

Wanker!

Oi!

Oi! Oi!

Oi!

- You all right? - He's a prick, isn't he?

You what, mate?

I said to him,

"You can stick your fucking job up your arse, mate!"

You all right?

You want something?

A right old pussy wagon, this, eh?

You're going the right way about a broken nose, mate.

Right.

You need someone to drive this for you?

I can do anything, any job.

Where you heading?

What do you want?

I'm just looking for work, mate.

And why are you waving at her?

They cut my leccy off this morning.

I just lost my job.

Do a favor. I'm no harm, honest.

You know the old bake site, Off Norwich Road.

Colchester?

Ipswich.

Nah, nah, nah, nah. I know. I know. I know. I know.

That's where we'll be. For two days, at least.

What's your name?

- Bill. - I'll come find you there, Bill.

All right.

Oh, what's wrong?

She don't like you anymore.

- No, she's just moody. - Inside.

Sit down. Something's happened.

What?

Sit down.

Bad news, right.

What?

What's happened? What's...

They're kicking us out.

What d'you... What d'you mean?

They started procedures.

Who has?

The fucking people, the people down there.

They want us out.

No! No, they can't do this, Polly. They...

They can't do that, Polly! They can't do that!

Shut up! Are you gonna cry now?

There's no talking to them.

No, but Polly, where... where would we go?

- Where would we go? - Oh, would you shut up?

Your moaning ain't going to help!

I've seen them!

I've said to them, "We've been here longer than you, pal,