Vampirina: Teenage Vampire

Come on, share! I share my candied maggots with you.

And I wish you wouldn't.

This is a garlic roll.

Which for you is extremely dangerous.

It's safe if I only have a little bit of garlic.

Then it just makes me loopy.

Besides, it's not nearly as dangerous as a Van Helsing.

Lucky for you, I'm the only Van Helsing around,

and I'm not dangerous.

Unless all this rizz is a threat to vamps.

I think we'll be okay.

Ooh, hear that?

That's hard. Wilson Hall, let's get it!

Does the dean know you're having a dance party in here?

Moriah?

Wow. Who is she, and why do I suddenly want her approval?

-That's my sister. -Sister?

As in a Van Helsing sister?

- Moriah! Hi. -Vee, it's time to go.

Don't worry, Sophie.

I've been blending in just fine. I got this.

Hey, bruh.

-I'm not dead. -What?

Ayy!

Whoo! You theater kids know how to party.

Elijah, introduce me to your friends.

I'm Vee, and this is Sophie.

I'm a big fan!

Try sharing a bathroom with her for ten years.

What are you doing here?

Wow, miss me much?

I'm substitute teaching at Wilson for a while. Isn't that great?

Yes!

I mean, I know you weren't talking to me,

but I'm very excited.

And I was hoping you'd be excited too.

Be honest. You're here to spy on me for Mom.

I knew she wasn't cool with me switching my classes.

No, that isn't it.

I've been traveling the world and we haven't seen each other in ages.

I just wanted to spend some time with my baby brother.

All right, I missed you too.

Oh, and... your baby brother is taller than you.

Ooh, Moriah, I love your bracelet.

Thanks, I made it. Here,

now it's yours.

Oh, no, I couldn't.

But I will.

Moriah! Let me introduce you to the cool people!

Well, you haven't changed.

Thank you.

I'm definitely gonna be borrowing that bracelet.

It's not silver, so it won't burn me.

Who knew a Van Helsing could be so cool?

Hello? I'm right here.

But I'm guessing your super cool sister

won't be super cool about me being a vampire?

Not a chance. Seriously,

Moriah's one of the best slayers in the family.

You need to be careful around her.

Don't worry.

I've practiced blending in with humans now. Watch this.

'Sup, dude?

You catch the sports ball game?

I heard Moriah is subbing our movement class.

I hope she likes my outfit.

I want it to say, "I woke up like this,"

but it's totally giving "I slept in this."

It just needs a final touch.

Here, borrow my jacket.

I'm not sure you're getting this back.

You can keep it.

If you help me hide from Demi that there's a new Van Helsing at the school.

-Deal. -

-What's up? -Nothing.

Absolutely nothing is going on!

Zip, and it's mine.

Okay...

Let's get to class.

Demi, you don't have to go to class with us.

You're not actually enrolled.

My application got kicked back.

I forgot to lie about my age and I wrote my essay on parchment.

But you deserve to figure out what you want to do.

You've lived so many lives for others,

live this afterlife for yourself.

Somewhere far, far away from us today.

In other words,

do you, boo.

You know what?

You're right!

It's finally Boo's turn!

Ugh. Mozart.

So basic.

Also, weirdly tiny feet.

Run along, opening act.

The headliner's here.

All bow, for the Queen of Mean.

Her crown is made of lip gloss and spite.

This is my rehearsal time.

Not according to the sign-in sheet.

It's an unwritten rule.

Well, next time, write it down.

I know you.

You're Vee's friend.

And I know you. You're Elijah's friend.

Against all logic.

Well, get out!

I'm practicing my scales.

I'm practicing my scales too.

Your voice... it's...

okay.

Yours too.

It's acceptable.

Queen,

I love your jacket.

Great material.

Thank you! I slept like this.

I mean, I woke up like this.

Okay.

Okay, okay, everybody, please, please form a circle.

Most of the world

sees theater kids as weak and defenseless.

-Most of us are okay with that. -

Well, I'm not.

So, I'm adapting your Intro to Movement class into Capoeira training.

I love Capoeira!

What's Capoeira?

It's an Afro-Brazilian martial art.

Our family has practiced it for hundreds of years.

Ooh. Your new Atabaque drum's sick.

Yeah, it's one of a kind.

A Capoeira Master gave it to me when I was living in Brazil.

He also proposed, but I'm more of a city girl.

You're so cool.

Yo, you wouldn't think my sister was so special if you ever saw her sneeze face.

Okay, funny boy,

you can be my first volunteer.

Let's see if your feet are as quick as your mouth.

- -

Your reflexes have really improved since the last time we sparred.

I was five and you took my cookie.

I don't play when it comes to my snickerdoodles.

All right, who's next?

I will sacrifice myself for the good of the class!

Okay, drama.

Bring it.

What are you doing?

If you use your powers, she'll figure you out.

I won't. I'm blending, remember?

Plus, I don't want her to think I'm a "weak theater kid."

Again, still okay with it.

Vee, are you okay?

Do you need help getting out?

Depends. How does Moriah look?

I think I'm seeing her sneeze face.

Need help unpacking?

No, please. I enjoy doing absolutely everything.

Think fast!

Ooh.

Okay, okay, fine!

I get your point, I'll help.

Your skills are unbelievable.

I can't imagine what you'll be like once you start training.

Ooh. Not sure that's gonna happen, sis.

See, I'm exploring a different path.

That's why I'm here at Wilson. It's a great school.

Oh, it is. Just not a great school for a Van Helsing.