Blood Drive

Previously on "Blood drive"...

You okay?

I may have triggered a tracking device.

Go find Arthur.

Make Heart pay for what they've done.

Relax. Put the cop act to rest.

Or are you afraid you might just like

this little paradise I've created?

I felt like you had my back,

like you were willing to go dark with me.

What the hell's a soul reclamator?

Sooner or later,

the good cop is gonna have to admit...

He's a bad guy.

I'll save your pathetic little lives

if you agree to go on one last adventure with me.

You get to get to the bottom

of this bizarre obsession they have

with you and your sister.

You're not gonna answer?

Don't do this to me.

- It's a simple question. - It's not.

- Favorite movie. - I don't... I don't know.

What do you mean, you don't know?

I don't know. I don't...

I-I don't watch any movies.

What are you talk...

Give me something.

Um, uh, okay, here.

Super easy. Dogs or cats?

Cats.

Definitely cats.

What do you have against dogs?

Nothing. I...

Look, I had a dog growing up.

I had a black lab named Daisy.

She was great, but she hated Karma.

She would growl at her, and then one day, bam!

She bit Karma right here.

Pinned her down.

She was only ten.

Jesus.

I wasn't there,

but the neighbors saw it, thank god,

and pulled her off, called the cops.

They were coming to put her down.

Look, I knew it had to happen, but...

She was my dog,

and I wasn't gonna let anyone lay a hand on her.

So I took her out to the quarry.

Guess that's the first time

I had to kill to protect Karma.

Who'd have thought that'd become my whole life, huh?

What a lovely story, but I was really hoping

the "world's greatest sister" bit

would've ended after Karma croaked.

Asshole. Succubus!

It's not worth it.

After today, we're free and clear.

Just one last little thing,

and then we're done with this asshole.

Forever.

Don't miss the turn.

All right, coming through!

If you try to run,

the guards have orders to shoot you down.

Trust me, you won't want to miss this.

Run from what?

Pull it through!

Tonight we go live, and I'm gonna put on

the greatest show this crumbling shit pile of a planet

has ever seen.

After tonight,

he can't hurt us anymore.

Proceed to the underground staging area.

And remember, many will enter.

Only one will leave.

Ridiculous.

Every single time.

Where's...

You always move things

every time I-i go away.

Where... where's my... my...

Oh. Thank you.

Primo match starts in t-minus one hour.

My, my!

What a surprise!

You know, it's not all that often

we get you Heart bigwigs here live and in person.

You got Grace and Arthur back.

I wouldn't miss it.

Oh, you've stolen this girl's Heart.

Shut up.

I didn't get where I am

by letting pissant subordinates defy me.

I sent you to reprogramming.

Mm, and yet here I am,

on the big night when we finally, finally go live

with two a-list Blood drivers the whole world can get wet for.

And all of this because of me.

Ask yourself this, slink.

Why would I reward an employee who undermined my authority

and tested me at every turn, hmm?

I've had a change of Heart.

We're not going live.

Tonight's finale will be broadcast internally

throughout Heart enterprises as usual.

After that, we're terminating your project.

I beg your pardon?

Tonight will be the final episode of "Blood drive."

you lie!

Entertainment's old news.

If you attended any of Alexandria's marketing meetings,

you'd know that the Blood drive powerpoint

revealed something very important.

Powerpoint?

- It's like a fancy slide show. - Mm-hmm.

With a projector, and they plug it into a computer,

and then they... Heart is a global leader

with a global footprint,

so we're gonna be a "thought starter"

in the newest industry that people really do care about:

Politics.

Asshole.

If this really is to be "Blood drive's" swan song,

I say we shoot for the moon.

VIP areas are strictly off-limits to racers

from Libya, Iraq, Syria,

Yemen, Sudan, Iran, and Somalia.

What?

What?

Attention. Attention, all personnel.

Prepare for immediate arrival at portal one.

Who the hell are these assholes?

And what's with the space vagina?

Now arriving via blood gate one,

incoming Blood drivers from Portugal, Germany...

Zimbabwe, Afghanistan...

I can't believe this.

Must be 40 or 50 races' worth of drivers here.

I'm the champion!

You want to come through me, you got to get through me!

This is so much bigger than we thought.

You're on!

These last few days, it's like we're finally...

- In sync. - In sync again.

I can't believe we wasted all that money on therapists.

Do you remember the last one?

I definitely remember the mess.

We didn't need any of that.

We just needed to listen to each other.

Excuse me.

All your metal things are gonna scratch the paint.

She makes me put a lot of work into this car.

Hey!

What's the point?

The race is over after tonight.

Heart's pulling the plug.

Slink's given up.

In case of an emergency,

the lights will be turned off

and all exits will be sealed.

Did you hear that?

Yeah.

Race is over.

Good.

We can focus on ourselves again.

You can finally finish that project in the basement.

They're probably dead by now.

But this is like a whole new life for us.

What if, when it's all over, we...

Just go back to the way we were?

Attention. Attention, please.

Ladies and gentlemen,

on behalf of myselves and Heart enterprises,

I'd like to welcome you to...

The battle dome!

Preparations are nearly complete,

and we'll soon begin the season's grand finale!

We have preselected the contestants

for our first event.

If I call your name, please step forward,

choose your weapon, and form a line.

I just hope we're in the same group.

Icepick.

Hammerblow.

Faceeater.

Slaydog L.A.

Arthur Bailey.

Hard slab.

Fister.

Axe wound.

You're gonna be fine.

His honorable

sir Benjamin Licker III.

We just do what we have to.

Deathscream.

You don't understand.

Abby the nun.

Ninja Jim.