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I'm not your ordinary sophomore

Hey, girlfriend - yes, boyfriend?

Nothing, nothing. I just like saying that

I like hearing it.

I'm going to lose everything!

no, no, you're not. give it to me.

I can help you deal with this, but you got to let me.

Look at this. I need you to tell them that the drugs were yours.

If she confesses it should help,

But you know there's no guarantees.

Adrianna's going to be here.

If you'll just give her a few more minutes.

I cannot believe you did this to me.

You were the one person that I thought I could count on,

That I could trust.

Glad that you're okay, I really am,

But I can't keep watching you do this to yourself,

Not anymore.

I'm a virgin. - what?

When we ran your blood work,it turns out you're pregnant. - no.

What's navid going to think?

He's going to hate me.

Oh, my friends back home are so going to get a snow day.

Those lucky bastards.

back home, huh?

Back in kansas, I mean.

Hey, home is where the heart is, annie.

So there's a blizzard in kansas.

And a heat wave in l.a.

Seriously, I'm wearing, like, practically nothing.

What kind of nothing?

Just a black negligee.

A negligee?

It's black. it's sort of sheer.

Sort of...

Hello?

I'm on the phone!

And you shouldn't be.

It's late, annie. time to hang up.

Good night, ethan.

Good night, mrs. wilson.

Time to hang up, annie.

Fine!

Annie, charge your cell next time.

I better go.

Good night.

Sweet dreams. - sweet dreams.

Annie - Yeah?

I love you.

I love you, too.

Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes.

Come, children, give me your muskets to clean.

Um, it says, "now come, children,

Give grandmother your muskets to clean."

I made a teensy adjustment.

I'm just not sure I'm plausible as a grandmother.

Yeah, well, it's a miniseries

About a 70-something revolutionary war hero

Who knits in her spare time.

not so sure plausibly is top pirority

Come, children, give grandmother your muskets to clean.

Here is my musket.

I do hope she shoots straight.

Ooh. the ac was off.

I want it off.

It's better for my vocal chords.

It's nearly 90 degrees in here.

Aren't you sweltering?

It is hot.

These vocal chords are what put this roof over our heads.

Okay, guys,

It's almost time for school.

And I happened to notice

That the trash hasn't gone out

And the dishwasher hasn't been emptied.

They're helping me rehearse red coats and blue bloods.

Yeah, grandma, has an audition.

And you have chores.

Oh, please, I pay the help to do those things.

There's no need.

There is a need.

They're kids.

They have chores so they'll learn...

What? how to take out the trash?

Is that really what you want Your children learning?

Harry...

What?

Fine. I'll do the chores.

The maid will do the chores.

Um, you know what?

We'll do the chores.

Yep, here we go, cleaning up.

Oh, hey, can I have the car this afternoon?

I want to do something with ethan. no can do.

no can do.Got something to do this afternoon.

What?

An extracurricular activity.

Okay, fine, then you can do the chores.

Break a leg today, grandma.

Thanks, sweetie.

Yeah, break a leg - thank you.

Absolutely...

Break a leg.

You have a nice mouth.

I'm glad you like it.

Look, all I'm saying is maybe it's not

The end of the world.

I'm sorry, my optimistic friend,

But the santa ana winds do not blow in january.

What we're dealing with here, is global warming, i.e.

The end of the world as we know it, i.e. the apocalypse.

Come on, silver. the apocalypse?

I'm not kidding.

Look, one of the seven signs.

Excessive p.d.a.

Hi, guys.

Check revelations, babe.

So what's up, guys?

I actually got to run.

I got to grab a book from the library before class.

Bye, honey.

Bye, baby.

Actually, I'm gonna take off, too.

Unless you need some help.

No, I'm fine.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Bye, guys.

Later, guys.

See ya, man.

The phrase "gag me" comes to mind.

Why? they're happy.

They're giving me diabetes.

All, "i love you." "i love you."

"i love you, snookums." "i love you, boo boo."

Please.

Never before did a blaze lighting test have such a beautiful subject.

You're glowing.

Glowing? I'm not glowing.

Yeah, you are.

No, there's no glow Emanating from over here.

Trust me.

Is everything all right?

Are you happy?

Like, I mean, with us?

Seriously, I've never been happier,

With us or with anything else.

I wouldn't change a thing.

So you don't want things to change?

Hell, no.

I mean, I love me some barack obama,

But in this case, change is bad.

This... you and me...

Us, everything

Is just exactly right.

Seriously, I'm really happy,

Adrianna.

Yeah, me, too.

All right, I want to see some hustle

Really!

With all due respect, it's a hundred degrees out.

It's not exactly hustling weather.

Use the heat, girls, use the heat.

Oh, my god.

You two, what do you want?

I have my period.

I'm bleeding like A stuck pig

I need to see the nurse.

And you, adrianna, are you also menstruating?

No, I'm not, but I have a really bad headache.

Maybe field hockey would help.

And maybe she gets a migraine,

Falls on her field hockey stick and-- --

Oh, no, impales herself.

Are you prepared to deal with a lawsuit?

Fine, go.

But I'm warning you, ms. clark,

I'm gonna start keeping track Of your menstrual cycle.

Oh, well, that's pathetic.

Thanks.

Hey, boys.

Oh, my god!

The ac must be busted.

I knew I should have gone to crossroads.

This is such a crock.

So, how have you been?

I feel like I haven't seen you in ages.

I know. you've been hanging out with your new friends

And I've just been busy.

What's been going on? What are you up to?

Do you want to have dinner sometime?

Sure, yeah, of course.

I mean, you don't have to if you don't want to.

I just, um...

I'm, uh...

I'm going through something,

And I thought I knew how to handle it, but I don't.

And I just, i... I really need someone to talk to.

In private.

You're going through something?