Falling for You

I'm okay.

Sure, no, no.

That's no problem, yep, plenty of time.

I'm your consultant.

Of course, we can make it work.

Your feelings are affecting your performance.

I don't know, I've been making a lot of progress.

Denver would've been proud.

Look, mate.

I know it's been difficult, but we both know Denver is dead.

She's not dead, we broke up.

Exactly.

You broke up a year ago.

You got the rest of your life to get over it.

It's easy for you to say.

Okay, so, you got anything new?

Oh yeah, actually.

No, apart from the juggling.

Oh, no.

Well, I did.

I got a new version of the balloon sword.

Ready?

Excuse me.

All right, okay.

Make a coochie.

Make four balls.

Take the penis.

Push it through the coochie.

Classy.

I know.

Oh, sorry guys, I thought you were done.

Hey, Bopsey, it's Oscar and Mike.

Hey guys.

What's up?

Hey, Bipsey and Bopsey, how's it going?

Good.

Just putting the finishing touches on our show.

We're touring the Midwest starting next week.

Wow, that's exciting.

We're still doing the birthday party circuit.

That must be rewarding.

It is.

Hi, Mike.

Hi there.

Well, I think we can call it a day.

We got the, the whirly gigs, and then the hat business,

and then we finish with the jazz hands.

That should be enough.

Oh, before I forget,

Mike was just showing me how to make

a new version of a balloon sword.

Oh, show us.

I love balloon animals.

Cool.

So, what is it you first?

First you make a coochie.

There you go.

And then you make a few balls.

And then you take the penis, and you put it

through the coochie.

And voilà.

I think it looks more like a butthole.

Yeah, that's a sphincter.

Aloha.

How was last night?

I have absolutely no idea home slice,

so it must have been fantastic.

Did you meet anybody?

Did I meet anybody?

Yes?

No.

Probably?

I'm gonna go with probably.

Well, can you at least remember his name?

Pretty sure it was, goodbye, have a nice life.

You do, what the eff?

Wow.

You are such a stud.

I could teach you a thing or three, lady.

Do you mind if I?

Don't mind me.

Don't worry, I'm fully armed in case of, you know.

Oh my God.

What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?

I'm just fucking with you

Laura, why would you do that?

'Cause it's funny.

You only hate clowns 'cause they're trendy.

How many times do I have to tell you?

I'm seeing a therapist.

How often do you see clowns on a daily basis?

I don't know if they're gonna come on in commercials.

I can never go to the circus.

Who goes to the circus?

What decade is this?

Look, it's like my one thing, okay?

And I told myself that this year I was gonna finally,

shit I gotta take this, sorry.

Amy, hi, how was the presentation?

Ahem.

Ahem.

Amy, I'm sorry.

Can you hold on for just a brief second?

Thanks.

What?

Wanna smoke some weed?

I'm working.

Come on, we could get shwasted, and spend the rest

of the afternoon watching cartoons?

Or, we could do this.

I could finish this call, and you could

discover the joys of meditation.

I don't like meditation, I tried it once.

I didn't get relaxed fast enough.

Now a bong, on the other hand?

I'm so sorry, Julie.

Amy.

Amy, I am so sorry, Amy.

Okay.

This is the final image I want to show you for today.

How scary is this on a scale of one to 10?

Seven.

Okay.

So in a moment, we'll go next door.

How many exits are there?

Don't worry, I'll be in there with you.

Is the clown going to be in there when I arrive?

No, you'll enter first, and then the clown

will be brought in.

Or, should I say clowns, plural?

Oh, how many clowns?

Two.

So make yourself comfortable,

and I'll send in the clowns.

It's hot.

Look, I don't think I can go in there.

Not unless I'm heavily armed, or heavily sedated.

Or both.

They're gonna eat me.

Do you really believe that's going to happen?

Ah, well?

No.

You're right.

Well, of course you're right.

You're right.

They're not going to eat me.

That doesn't make any sense.

Okay, so moving on both literally and figuratively.

That was a big step you made today.

And you certainly don't have to fear a clown.

And remember, the more we expose you to it,

the more your anxiety will lift.

You know, you and I should have dinner sometime.

Thank you for the invite.

And think about it.

I make a great Vietnamese soufflé.

Well, I'm gonna go, so I'll see you next week?

Au revoir.

You were totally staring.

Me?

Yes, you.

Do I know you?

Really?

Let me guess.

You're single?

Ouch.

Ouch, okay.

Can't believe you just said ouch, but, nobody's perfect.

So.

What do you do for a living?

Mind reader.

What?

No, you're not.

See, I knew you were gonna say that.

Okay, that was good, nice.

Regaining your composure, I like it.

Do we know each other?

You know, we were doing so well.

And then you had to resort to pick up line 101.

Oscar, um, Davis.

Um is your middle name?

Yes it is.

Oh, okay.

Hazel Westmoore.

Well, it was really nice to have met you.

Have a nice life.

Look at this.

Great.

On the clown scale, it goes, theater clown,

circus clown, hospital clown, rodeo clown,

birthday parties, street performer, jester, mime.

He's on the bottom rung.

What about your mother?

She fits in there somewhere.

I've got something to fit in your mother.

Depressing to see this.

We should make our mission to crush him.

I'm so stressed.

I wish I smoked.

You should take up crack.