Childrens Hospital

Meat pies are ready.

Think I finally got my recipe perfect.

And I want Sy to have the very first bite.

Oh. Wha--

Wait a second. Where's Sy?

He never misses a break-room hang.

It's that new girlfriend of his -- Rhonda.

Ever since she came into his life,

it's like he's fallen off the face of the earth.

And into Rhonda's mouth.

Mnh.

That's as gross as these meat pies.

Quiet down, everybody!

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Come on!

The reason I didn't tell you

that the cat got loose in the boiler room

is because I didn't want everyone to overreact!

But it's a health hazard!

I've got half the staff looking for it.

But what about the other half? What are they doing?

Does this mean you are closing the maternity ward?!

And what if I don't have anything

to contribute to this conversation?

Scre-e-e-e-e-e-e-ech!

I'll catch that cat for ya.

But it ain't gonna be easy.

Ain't like running down the pet store,

chasing calicos or shorthairs.

This cat'll swallow you whole.

I'll find him for $3,000.

But I'll catch him and kill him --

Nine times --

For $10,000.

We don't want you to kill the cat. We like him.

Sure.

Are you sure?

Because we really don't want you to kill the cat.

Right.

No winking.

Want the cat alive.

Dead or alive it is! Let's go, Chief.

Dori, go with the clown.

Let's go kill us a cat.

N-no.

Did you see the new hand-washing protocols?

We're supposed to wash all the way down,

past our nipple line now.

It was Rhonda's idea, and Sy enforced it.

Where are you going with this, Chief?

I'm saying she's a troublemaker.

She's stirring the soup, which is unnecessary,

because it's a pretty tasty broth.

Point being -- if it ain't broke,

don't fix it.

Which is another way of saying

there's nothing wrong with the way things are now.

It's a tight ship.

In other words, everything is going smoothly,

so why, uh...why try to mess with it?

I do not like where you went with that.

Hi, folks.

Hey, listen, could we just chew the fat for a skosh?

You know how the operating rooms are in, like, separate suites?

I was thinking -- what about an open-office environment?

No barriers...

Where there were no barriers, no walls,

between the doctors and the nurses,

so that the doctors can...

They can bop around.

Bop around!

They're gonna --

Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

What's so funny?

I think they're laughing at me.

Listen up.

We will now have a communal space

in the operating room,

by my orders.

Here, kitty, kitty.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty,

kitty, kitty.

Ohh! There you are.

You're gonna need a bigger ball of yarn.

I would just love to get an accent wall over here

and maybe clear out all...of this.

Could you move this right over here?

Hi, everybody.

Attention, staff.

Sy's daily affirmation is "Keep on truckin'." that is all.

Oh, god!

Gotcha!

Oh, that cat's dead.

Yeah, it's pretty dead.

We should cut it open!

Here we --

What's with the scarf?

Oh, it's a Portuguese headdress.

And Rhonda got it for you.

Rhonda thinks that I look younger.

We need to talk.

Right on. Let's gabbify.

It's about your new girlfriend.

She's making too many changes. - Yeah.

Doesn't she have incredible intuition?

Something's got to give here, Sy,

and I think we all know what that something is.

So, see? What say you, sy?

I say you're jealous.

I say that you're jealous of the fact

that I met somebody and I'm having a lot of sex.

I finally feel like an erotic person.

I'm having breakfast for the first time in my life.

What? - We're...glad.

You just can't stand

that I'm tasting somebody's body.

That I'm drinking her juices.

Oh, boy.

That I'm making her have orgasms

and we love going to town on each other's asses!

Oh! God almighty! - Oh, god!

Hope everyone's hungry.

So, did you guys hear?

Sy and Rhonda got a place in Santa Fe together.

Ugh! Disgusting!

Yucky pie!

If we're gonna get through to Sy,

we're gonna have to resort to more extreme measures.

Does someone you know suffer from addiction?

If so, is someone you know a trained interventionist?

If not, I'll be that someone.

Hi.

I'm trained interventionist...