Moria

PROPS SHUT UP

TAKE IT EASY

Ma'am, it's late.

You can't see where I'm "hided."

But let's play from here to here.

When are you coming to the restaurant? It's a hit. People go gaga over it.

Over what?

The concept, baby.

The heaven and hell thing?

It was my idea. Of course.

I didn't know it was already a hit. That's good.

Maxi's organizing a special club night, and they want you as guest of honor.

-Can I confirm? -Sure.

-Is there cash in it? -Yes, all set. Don't worry.

-What about the dance school? -That too, hon.

We're opening a branch in Paraguay.

Easy with the Paraguayan partners, you just met them.

We should wait.

This is pure amplification. Have some faith.

Who is that guy?

-The new chauffeur. You haven't met? -Great guy.

Do we okay that show on cable? They want both of you to host it.

On the show, the idea is to poke at each other a bit,

play around.

Plus, you need money, right?

Yes, but I'm waiting on this movie. If I get it, I'd rather act.

What if you don't get it? Huh?

If I don't get, I'll see, Mom.

Take off your glasses and look at me.

-Go on. -What?

Wake up, girl. You're clueless.

I need you to change your attitude.

I don't know if I want us to work together right now, Mom. No.

We can't keep putting it off. They're waiting for an answer, Sofi.

I'll get back to them some other time. I can't right now.

-Good job. -I'm going to hide this one.

Then I'll hide this one.

Hello.

-Hello, beautiful. -It's Grandpa!

Grandpa's here Whoa, whoa

Do you want the amber I promised you?

Sweetie, we're very happy to have you on the network.

-Here's today's setup. -Thank you.

-Any questions, I'm here. I'm Gabi. -Thank you, king. Really.

Have you heard from Sofía?

We've been looking for her but we can't find her.

No idea.

Don't worry.

-Can you give me my phone, Galito? -Yes.

The idiot won't answer.

She never does and--

Hi, I'm here.

I was calling you, honey.

Is everything okay?

Hey? Did something happen?

Hey.

The sitter bailed on me, and my fucking phone's broken.

-But you're okay? -Yes, everything's fine.

Maybe you should try to start your day before noon, you know?

Hand me that eyeliner.

First day of work, baby.

-What's wrong with you? -Girls, we're on in ten minutes.

You have your sheets.

Our topic is, "Have you ever seen your parents making love?"

Have I?

I have!

You? What are you saying, dummy?

Not my parents, but that boy from Mar del Plata.

-Who? You're making that up. -You don't remember?

You met a gorgeous, green-eyed boy from Mar del Plata?

-No. -Me neither.

-You liar! -You assholes have selective memory.

This is just what I want. This playful energy.

-We've always been partners in crime. -Always.

I'll come get you soon.

We'll pop a bottle later, right?

So I tell her,

"Please, Mom, don't sleep with that boy the night I'm staying."

"Of course not, darling. Don't worry. You're my daughter."

And that night, I go to the bathroom,

and those assholes are going at it, and I was disgusted!

You guys are bomb together. Is Sofía happy?

She should be.

It's a great job and it pays great. If she's not happy, she's an idiot.

Relax, honey.

Listen, you know she has a problem, right?

She needs to ask for help and fix it.

Okay?

Okay.

-We're almost there, Mo. -Thank you, my darling Coco.

Absolute "momentism" .

Before you speak,

before you speak about someone who's no longer here

and left us a short time ago, wash your mouth, Moria Casán.

Excuse me. Someone who's not here?

I said you weren't at your best

because last week you were sad about your grandmother.

I wanted to remind you that if your grandma--

I don't need you to remind me of my own life!

…so you can't have been at your best. Then don't lie, Silvina "Stupid-ero".

And don't drag your dead grandmother into this, you clown!

Don't underestimate people's intelligence.

I'm saying that if your grandmother died last week

and you were sad,

you can't say you're living your best life.

You're taking us for fools, and you're a liar.

Shut up, lumpen props.

Shut up.

Thank you.

Well, tonight is a special night

because tonight we have with us the real deal,

the one and only, the iconic La One!

Moria Casán!

Come on up, Moria!

Come to the stage.

Go on, girl. We're showbiz women.

Hello!

Goddess!

Gorgeous, simply gorgeous.

Well, thank you for this wonderful and loving welcome.

So loving.

I'm so happy and proud to be the guest of honor

of this place full of gays!

-Love you, Moria! -Go, Moria!

I know what you all go through.

I know what they do to you all.

I know the struggle.

That's why I never say marginalization.

No. I say "mar-genial-ization."

There's a spiritual synchronicity between all of you and me for life.

-I love you, Mother Mo! -Wow!

Me too, Momma!

-We love you! -And I love you!

-And I love you! -Moria! Moria!

Moria! Moria!

Queen!

To put an end to all this sentimentality, I'm going to put you to the test, girls.

-If you want to cry… -Cry!

-Cheeky girl. -You clown!

-Props? -Shut up!

It wasn't champagne, it was…

Warm cider!

You geniuses! I adore you! You beautiful, divine girls! Mwah!

Here you go.

LIVE - #MORIAVSTHEWORLD

I'm going to talk to this couple who danced so much.

I didn't like what I saw at all. Not one bit.

That girl is so…

-No, no. -What the hell?

Mo, you've gone viral.

Where, honey?

-What are you looking at? -Look.

Let me see. Twitter?

-"Moria's savage." -Let me see.

-"#TeamMo #Judges." -You're kidding me.

"I love this woman. #AbsolutelyNot".

-"#TouchOfWhat"! -I'm impressed by how famous I am.

-"You're one of a kind." -I'm #OneOfAKind.

"The Queen schooling everyone. #OhHey."

-No, wow. Can I see? -Look.

"The smartest woman in showbiz. Genuine, direct. Queen."

I'm the queen!

Because I'm a showbiz woman.

Actually, a showbiz hermaphrodite.

-Totally. -That's me.

I'm a gay guy. A big showbiz queer.

-Oh yes. A gorgeous homo woman! -Totally, honey. I love you.

-A gorgeous homo girl. -Yes!

-A gorgeous homo girl. -#GorgeousHomoGirl.

Deal with it.

That's a stunning picture. Stunning.

-That's a great pic. You know what? -You're already a meme everywhere.

That's a picture that should be framed on the wall.

-It'd be stunning. -I'll arrange it. It can hang there.

Oh, you're a miracle worker, Mai. I'm being serious, you know?

Go on, darling.

Just keep going.

I can't believe it.

What's wrong, Frida?

-The forecast calls for sun. -The forecast is always wrong.

But this is something else.

There's something weird in the house, in the garden.

Frida, don't be a drag, honey.

It's a passing cloud. It'll blow over.

I don't get it. Am I the only one who sees things here?

Come on, Frida.

-What is it, César? - Hi, Morita.

Any news from Sofía?

No. I tried her phone and her house.

I don't know what to do. Should I call Juampi? You tell me.

Go on.

Juampi, honey. Are you with Sofía?

I can't find her anywhere, you know?

Will you call me if you hear from her?

Kisses. Bye, honey.

Relax. Maybe she fell asleep.

Asleep?

Are you kidding me, Galo? Please.

This is not how things are done. It's not acceptable.

Hi, sorry.