High Fantasy

Alright.

Fana, what do you think of Sea Point, bro?

Seapoint is the shiznit, bru.

I mean... I mean, this place has got everything, man.

- It's got beautiful ladies... - Except for black people.

No! What are you talking about? It's not about the black people. It's about--

- It is! - --all of us coming together in unity...

' What? -

What? That's the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard, bro.

- It's like-- - All of us coming together...

We should all live together in perfect harmony.

Fuck that!

[upbeat music plays, female vocalizes]

- Y'all have this obsession with recording people.

- Sorry? - Why do y'all love recording people so much?

No, don't knee me in the back!

- What's that? - You're so--

- I think it's better if it's on landscape, babe? - Ja.

Nah, I think it's better like this. What do you think, Lexi?

- It's like a Skype call. - She's driving!

- Smile, guys! - One, two, three!

Wait. I think it's a video.

Hi, Mama! We love you!

I actually don't know how to roll, 'cause I smoke bongs.

- his is my friend, Lexi. And Tatiana. - OK.

- Just don't film the butt-hole, please! - The butt-hole? Why would you--?

You can film from the butt-cheek up. Not the whole butt.

There's so many of these small towns.

Can I have two hundred rand unleaded, please? Yes.

Lexi can't afford shit, bra.

Lexi's the poorest white person I know.

I can pay for anything, girl.

You can pay for anything? OK, everybody!

Thami has offered to pay for the petrol for this whole trip.

I'm gonna bless you with the petrol, girl. I got you.

You know what you should bless me with? A real blesser instead of you.

- What?! - So tell me what you do?

All your girlfriends and their girlfriends

and their sisters come to my shit, a'ight?

They come to our parties and they turn up with us.

Do you find that fulfilling?

I mean, I get paid. I make money. I turn up.

- And it's all about the cash dollar for the blacks! All about the money!

- You know what it is. - Sleeping. Sleeping niggas.

- Sleeping niggas? - I'm just saying!

- Sleeping niggas? - I'm just saying.

- I'm a sleeping nigga? - Do you not consider yourself to be?

What do you think you are? Do you think you're awake?

What about you guys, do you think you're awake?

Lexi? Tati? Do you think you're awake?

I decided to go away because...

it's a place where my father and I used to go. Once a year.

And he passed away a couple of years back, and I hadn't been, so...

That was the reason why I wanted to go.

Just figured I'd take the most important people with me

who actually understand me and who I am.

I wasn't really thinking, to be quite honest.

And I kind of said, "Fuck it. Let's just do it."

- Oh, and we can't pass him, I think? - No, we can't.

Fucking open up the window, I wanna tune him.

You can't tune off a fucking truck driver,

who's literally been driving through the night,

and this isn't even his fucking truck, dog!

Don't be a fucking asshole! - What's your fucking problem?

I wanna tell him that he needs to start driving faster, man!

- What the fuck, dog? -

- Why you driving like a poes, bro?

Thami, dog!

Ja, I guess I was irritated because she didn't--

and maybe this is me being selfish and being, like, high school--

but she didn't ask us if it was OK that this random guy came with.

So, it was a little bit annoying.

So, ja, I didn't like it, but what can I do?

"It's your farm... like, it's your idea." And shit.

- Tatiana peeking through! - It's so beautiful!

Aweh!

Look at all this fucking land, bra? All this fucking land.

Belongs to one white man. How? - Lexi's forefathers!

How, Sway?! All this land belongs to one man?

One white man? - Not one! A few.

Fuck that, man.

- Lexi, Lexi. - You guys have fun out there?

Yes we did. How does the land make you feel?

Um... trapped.

I think it's really beautiful, but...

- Tainted beauty. - Tainted how, Tati?

Tainted. Because it didn't belong. Because it was ripped from other people.

It's tainted.

I hear you.

She's right.

Like, I guess, I dunno...

if I'm trying to be diplomatic for you and answer a question,

um...

It was fine. It's fine. You know?

It's a farm that Lexi's family stole, generations ago.

And then property law came into place, post-the-thieving,

so it's a farm that is her family's and...

It was fine, you know?

Independent woman.

She's so cute!

- I'm so glad she's back, man.

- Tatiana, you're my nigga, fam.

- We're shopping for a horror.

- And the black guy always dies first.

- You can change that story.

- But the black woman would die second.

- I know! - I'm sorry,

but it's always the white girl that dies first.

- But also it's always the white girl who survives, Lexi!

- No. - Every single movie.

White girl protagonist. White girl survives.

Sure, other white characters will die,

but they kill off all the people of color first.

And then they take their time with the whites.

But then there's this beautiful little white girl,

-probably blonde... - But luckily we're not in Hollywood.

Well, I'm not blonde, so I'm probably gonna die first.

- Tati? - What's up?

Are you fine to sleep outside?

- Dude, stars are my vibe! Stars are such a vibe. Let's do stars.

OK.

Fuck. There we go.

I think there's actually one more in the car.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Xoli! There's a bug on you!

Oh, my fuck! - Where?

- OK, no. I thought that you'd have a better reaction.

No, bra. You can start charging--

- -

Fucking Thami, bra! No, man!

Don't be so fucking childish, bra!

Just 'rrhamil wakmg you guys up!

Fucking hell!

Lexi, bra, I don't like this guy.

These son-of-a-bitches are seriously sleeping outside.

Yo.

So I'm fucking out here in the fucking Northern Cape.

In the middle of nowhere.

I don't even know why I fucking came here.

But it's cool though. It's whatever.

Ja, I guess, you're putting a white girl, a colored girl,

or a black girl and a black guy,

together, going on a camping trip.

It's quite a diverse friendship group.

Ja. I dunno what you want me to tell you about them.

I dunno. They're-- They're people. They're people.

It was fine, it kind of subsided. There wasn't a major fall-out or anything.

But then when the... happened...

after a while tensions built because of it.

Because of lots of different things.

A lot was going on.

These are very difficult questions that you're asking me.

There was a lot going on, all the time.

Ja.

Moo...

Mee! Mae'.!

Meow. Meow.

It's a turn-up!

- Tatiana! Why are you like this? - No!

Let's go irritate Thami.

- -

- Is that a pizza? - Yeah.

Stop hating, y'all. This shit is fucking awesome.

Don't be asking to chill on my pizza slice.

This is my party trick at a turn-up. This shit right here.

Like, once this is ready, you can already see it. You know what I mean?

- What must I do? - You can do it, Queen.

- I got a splinter in my finger. - Aw, shit.

You can choose to fall back in love with somebody,

if you want to.

If you really want to.

And then you fall out of love with someone, and then...

you have a choice whether to stay or to go, because...

Do you think you can be in love and fully give yourself to somebody?

- Frida Kahlo and Diego lived in separate houses. - I think you can.

And then he broke her heart and she died of a broken heart, so.

Well, then! Fucking distraction.

'Cause she should not have died of a fucking broken heart.

She had shit to do, you know what I mean?

I have shit to do, yo? Falling in love. Imagine that.

Why don't you shave, bra?

- Do you know, there's a pill for men now? - Oh, really? To do what?

It's like the Pill, but for men.

Get the fuck outta here!

So I can smash a bitch and she won't get pregnant?

- Dude. You can't say that! - What?

- You can't say "smash". - And you definitely can't say "smash a bitch"!

What are you talking about? - What?!

- So your dad smashed your mom? - Nah, it's not like that--

Just smashed her hard, huh?

And your mother's the bitch that your father smashed?

Come on, y'all. You know what I mean? We're all adults here. Chill.

And because we're adults it means we must use phrases like "smash a bitch"?

Why y'all pretending like this shit ain't real?

Girls wanna get dick, bra.

You guys might be like this, but trust me.

Girls are calling your boy all day for this big dick.

- Oh, my God. - Why y'all mad?

Girls wanna suck dick, it's all good.

It is what it is.