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Hmm.

Man, space is cool and all,

but the VHS selection sucks.

Man, the selection in this video store sucks.

Tired of watching the same old movie?

Yeah.

Tired of walking around like a sucker?

Yeah.

Then it's time to try Hover Boots!

Disclaimer... Hover Boots are extremely dangerous.

Aah!

Oh, what? Denied?

How much do these cost?

500 space creds.

How much do we have?

Negative-200 space creds.

Ugh!

Sir, that's just a coupon.

Sir, no, that's just a hat.

Aah!

Sir, no, your arm doesn't have any credits on it.

Just give us the boots!

Rigby, no!

Security!

Dude, we have to get those hover boots.

Hey, Pops, can you transfer us 500 space creds each

for some hover boots?

Hover boots?

I'm afraid not.

You'll trip and fall.

I don't loan creds.

Yeah. And you'll sprain your ankles.

Feel like this would set a bad precedent for our relationship.

No way. You two have to learn the value of a space credit.

What is the value of a space credit?

Uh, look, I don't know.

Just don't waste your money on junk!

Maybe these hover boots aren't worth it.

Maybe you're right.

Dudes, check out my sweet new moves.

Whoo-hoo!

You know, the fact that they're so dangerous

only seems to make them more fun.

Sweet kicks, mon.

There's a party going down at the Jamaican dome tonight.

You should stop by.

All the coolest domers are gonna be there,

and you guys are definitely cool.

Oh, sweet!

Hey, I want to go to the party.

Uh... no.

It's more of a small thing.

Ugh, I want it more than ever now!

Ugh! How are we gonna get any space credits?

If you're willing to work for the creds,

I heard Professor Jacobs in the greenhouse

is looking for some help with a secret project.

Hm! Hm-Hm! Hm-Hm! Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm!

In this greenhouse,

we have vegetation from every ecosystem on Earth.

So, what, you need us to prune your trees or something?

Something like that.

Restricted access?

Whoooooooa!

Huh?

Aah!

Stay behind the yellow line and you'll be safe.

What is that?

A little experiment of my own design.

Unfortunately, it ate Dr. Craig Jacobs,

my lab mate and my...

husband.

So, you want us to kill it?

Kill it?! My baby?!

No! Never!

I nursed it from a seedling.

It represents the very pinnacle of vegetative development.

No. I need you to help me rescue Craig by going inside it.

How we gonna do that?

By letting it eat you.

I'll pay you 500 space creds each.

Okay, we'll do it.

Here are your lasers.

When you find Craig, just radio me,

and I'll turn this winch on to pull you back out.

Now, if Craig is not alive,

please bring back the family necklace he had with him.

It means a lot to me.

If Craig's dead, do we still get the creds?

Ow! Dude!

What the heck, man?

I'm just trying to iron out the details.

Don't worry.

We'll bring you back anything we find... promise.

Oh, thank you.

Uh, maybe hover boots aren't really worth all this.

Dude, it's about more than the shoes.

It's about rescuing that weird woman's husband

or brother or whatever. I wasn't listening.

It's about never having to walk to places ever again.

It's about looking so cool that we get invited to big parties.

And it's about getting those things

by using these sweet lasers.

You're right. Let's do this.

Aah! Aah!

It's so gross!

Dude, get your elbow out of my face!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Ow.

Whoa.

Uh, I'm scared.

Let's just get this over with.

Just think about all the sweet hover tricks we're gonna do

once we get all those space creds!

Hover boots! Hover boots! Hover boots! Hover boots!

Hover boots! Hover boots! Hover boots!

What?! That's insane.

Everybody knows you find the Sword of Unbreakability

in the third dungeon by beating the boss

and pressing up, down, left, right, B, A, B, A, B, A, start,

unplugging controller one, plugging it back in,

and hitting select and start at the same time.

No, dude.

That's how you get the Wand of Unusual Effect,

not the Sword of Unbreakability.

I feel like I don't even know who you are right now.

Shh!

Did you hear that? You shh!

Shh! Shh!

Shh! Stop talking!

Hey, I think I just heard something.

Yeah, no doy!