Year Of

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There are things that happen

that no-one else knows about.

Everyone's got something like that.

A story, you know, buzzing inside,

that's now a part of your DNA,

that only makes sense to the people who were there with you.

What happened to us was so...weird.

There was so much good, you know?

So many laughs, so much of everything.

Our last two years of school

and now we're all in different places.

But when I least expect it, it nudges.

Taps on my chest from the inside.

Brings you back to everyone who went through it.

We're bound forever with that.

I'm not sure if my version of the story is entirely true,

but it's what I remember.

Why the fuck did we agree to do this?

I know! How did sir get us to carry his couch?

Why do I feel like an ant right now?

Because we are. Well, if we exist at all.

Who have you been talking to?

Let me guess. That guy's off his chops, bro.

No, Gus is OK if you give him a minute.

Or he's a tool.

He wants you to go up too.

How many storeys is it?

-Like, 28. -Ugh!

What, did you just vomit in your mouth?

-Come on, then. -Sorry, sir.

I think Mo has a funny tummy.

Yeah, 'cause Tully was feeding me bullshit.

You're not gonna help, sir?

Nah, you've gotta turn it sideways.

Oh, Jesus, Mo!

-Careful of the cafe! - Sorry!

Dude! Lift!

Sorry, my pants are falling down.

Remind me why I asked you boys to help.

Our impeccable teamwork, sir!

My disorganisation is partly to blame.

-Uh, "partly"? -Hey, focus, sir!

OK, take a breath. Sort it out.

-Yeah, Mo! -Yeah, Tully.

Bend with your back, sir.

- Yeah, sir! Better hit the gym, eh?

Youse two are little shits. That's gonna be 20 laps.

You, right, T? -Yep.

Wow, thank you, guys.

Yeah, no worries, sir. That it?

Yeah, yeah. You go. Be free.

See you Monday, boys.

Hey, thank you. Thank you.

-All good, sir. -Yeah, all good.

"Sir"? That's still wild.

Oh, my God!

I don't think they're scared of me.

Is that what you were going for? You'll be fine.

Just don't laugh at their jokes for at least a whole term.

What if they're really funny?

You'll never get your authority back.

You've gotta go into another place until the joke's over,

uh, don't replay it in your head and always be on alert.

OK. Gotcha.

Thank you.

Um, if you want,

I'll probably order some food in a minute,

if you want to hang out on the roof.

-I, uh... -Or...or not.

If you've got plans. All cool.

I did have a date

with some paperwork.

Ah, well, uh, in that case, I do have some warm kombucha.

Or, uh, this birthday wine

that I really shouldn't drink by myself.

Oh. Recent break-up?

Lucky guess. Lucky guess.

I like a snug ankle, but not like trapped.

You want, like, a little peek at the top. I get it.

It's comfortable. That's the thing.

So...yea or nay?

The glass'll go in anytime now, so it's your last time to come.

-That's what you always say. -'Cause it's true!

And it's not the same as looking at the photo.

See what I've seen, MoMo.

Are you already high?

It'll be sweet. You'll be good.

-Hey! -Yeah?

It's all arrived!

Oh, you can open it.

Is that Tully? Yep.

Hey, it's all arrived, mate!

Ah, she already told me!

Uh, good chat, everyone.

Yeah. Really good.

Guess what number I'm thinking of.

Seven.

Oh, my God. How did you know that?

-You were not thinking seven. -I was, I swear.

You want wings?

Mm. They make my eyes look weird.

She would rather teardrops all the way down her face.

Do you guys think this is the last day I'll be a virgin?

OK, shut up.

You know I meant a Tully virgin.

I was gone for two seconds and you hooked up with him.

Well, we talked first, obviously.

You were paired up in a business studies group assignment.

Eww! Maya!

You know I can't with that origin story.

Even if it's technically true.

Hello! Everyone decent?

Hey! -Hi!

-Hi! -Oh, hello, darling!

Mrs K, you look amazing.

Thank you.

Oh, you haven't seen my lipo scars, have you? Look.

See?

Matches the one when Kate came out of the sunroof...

Mum!

There's nothing shameful about the human body.

Oh!

I had an outfit like that when I was your age.

Thank God you're not anorexic like I was.

Thanks.

Nice!

See, we didn't have a name for it when I was growing up,

but I am 100% on board with this whole nipple freedom thing.

It's very cool.

Ah, free thy nipple.

Mm.

-OK, you can go now. Ooh!

Anyone want a reading before you go out?

Thank you. -No?

'Bye.

Thank you for sharing your scars.

I am so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Oh, I don't care about my nipples.

Oh, my God.

No shade, though,

those scars were literally so intense

I never want to get an operation, ever.

For real, though, are my nips too loud?

'Cause they looked fine at home.

Of course they did.

Your bedroom is literally 100 mood lighting.

Facts.

-Hey, Mo. Hey.

Ooh! Big plans?

Oh, just hanging out.

Oh, it's always good to look smart.

Ooh!

Hey, T, you want to go through all this.

Oh, take whatever you want.

-Yeah, OK, not those. -Tight-arse!

What happens when they realise you can't bend for shit?

Nah, you wish.

-Right. Hey.

Before you go...

We're having pizza tomorrow night?

Yes, pizza tomorrow, so we can go through your contract.

Yeah, OK. Don't have a heart attack.

What are you talking about? I'm fine.

Yeah, he's only told people that he already knows.

Mm, sounds cringe. Alright.

-See ya. -See ya, Mo.

Alright, don't wait up!

Behave!

When have you ever behaved?

OK, please, you need to calm down.

You've never been this anxious before

and come on, we can't both be on meds.

Oh. Ah!

Oh, my God, is that a collective triple threat I see?

OK, fine.

If I blow you when I get there will you be OK?

OK, 'bye. Yes, goodbye.

Hi!

Ohhh!

Uh, uh. -Uh, uh.

-Uh, uh! -Yeah!

-Uh, uh. -Yeah.

OK, wait. Pause, pause, pause.

I'm getting very horny vibes in this vicinity.

Does this mean what I think it means?

-This? -Yeah, this.

-Really? -Yes!

-I'm ready to manifest. -Yeah, you are.

Do you reckon it'll work?

How's it going?

Hey!

How are you?

Calm down, you freak.

-Mo, get a life! Twins are fighting.

So...you pumped about the party?

Yeah. You?

Yeah! You?

Yeah! You?

But, hey, um...