Wizards of Waverly Place

Here you are. Traditional crumpets,

just like my grandmother made back in London.

This is just an English muffin.

Seriously, what's the difference?

They're not as good.

I think it needs something.

Yeah. Sauce, cheese, and pepperoni.

And this is why no one likes you people!

I like it.

I saw you hiding yours under the place mat.

Shh, shh.

Knock, knock, knock.

Chancellor Rudy tootietootie!

- Hey! - Rudy!

All right, we're all feelin' it. Whoo.

Ooh, homemade English muffins.

Crumpets!

Don't curse at me, wolfie.

Listen up. Big news.

A member of the Russo family.

Has won the esteemed wizard of the year award.

Oh, my gosh. All my hard work with the delinquents.

Has finally paid off.

Hold on, senor "jump to conclusions."

For saving humanity from the angels of darkness,

you have been named wizard of the year.

Congratulations, Alex.

Wow.

A truly underwhelming display of enthusiasm.

Great... great job, honey.

- Unbelievable. Wow! - Congratulations.

Oh, my gosh.

This must kill you.

No, I'm fine. Why would your award kill me?

It was an honor to be nominated.

I was nominated, right?

Alex, you will be given the award.

At this year's annual wizard banquet.

And it's tradition for the family of the wizard of the year.

To make a holographic video honoring them,

which will be played at the banquet.

Here's a holograph camera. Say nice things.

Ha! Good luck.

These ingrates can't even say nice things.

After someone's been baking for two blasted hours!

Wonderful. Wizard of the year,

her own banquet, and we have to make a video.

To say how great she is. Anything else for Alex?

Ooh, thanks for reminding me, kid.

Because of your heroic act,

you're back in your family's wizard competition.

I can't believe I almost forgot that.

Wait.

I'm back in the competition?

That means I could be the family wizard.

I know. I mean, who would have thought.

It'd be you and me in the running for this thing?

Now this must really kill you.

Hey, look at this gown. It's on sale.

Does it say "just saved the world",

or "just saving money"?

I don't know,

but this is the worst video game that I've ever played.

Are you almost done with the abracadoodler?

'Cause I need to use it.

Justin...

You're just mad because you've always wanted to be.

Wizard of the year.

Hey, Justin. Do you need some ice?

For what?

For your sore loser.

I'm fine.

Ok, everything happens

oh.

Over here, Chase!

Stop!

You sleazy paparazzi! Stop!

No more pictures! No!

Chase!

What are you doing here?

I heard you'll be receiving the wizard of the year award,

so I wanted to come by and congratulate you.

Oh, thank you.

You could've just called.

A congratulatory hug is a little more personal.

Than a phone call.

I should be the one getting that hug.

I'm really proud of you.

You know, I used to dream of being wizard of the year,

but was never able to get it.

Oh, well, then you and Justin have a lot in common.

Right, Justin? You couldn't do it either.

Now look what you've done. My mad twitch is coming back.

I better be going too.

But, uh, I'll see you at the banquet.

Keith Keith here for wiz biz tonight. Now, the big question:

Are the beast tamer and the wizard of the year dating?

Let's make it official.

Yeah, it's official.

Yeah, we're not dating. I have a boyfriend.

Now scram.

She speaks the truth.

Now, out of the way.

- How ya doin'? What's up? - Hey.

- Max Russo. - Max.

All right, I got in every picture.

Oh, no. Now they're gonna think you and me are dating.

Ok.

Who wants to pay tribute to Alex first?

Max, why don't you go first.

Before I, uh, start talking about Alex.

Winning the award that I should have won.

I need to figure out a way to get my eye to stop twitching.

All right.

Your sister just won wizard of the year.

- Ok. - And action.

Ok.

Wait, why is she winning the award again?

Justin fell for an angel of darkness,

and Alex had to save him and the world.

Hold on, let me get this straight.

So Alex won the award because Justin messed up?

That's awesome!

Aren't you usually the one fixing her mistakes?

Yep. Yes, I am. Why can't people see that?

That's it, I'm ready. I want to make a video.

- Alex, what I really... - You're done.

Hi, how's it going. I'm Justin Russo.

Alex's older brother.

You know something, I think it's just great.

That Alex is winning probably the highest honor.

That a wizard could receive.

Congratulations to you, Alex.

I'm proud.

Proud that as of today, this award no longer has meaning.

How could you do this?!

I mean, do you even check the people you give these to?

Sure, she does one thing, save the world. Big deal.

Do you have any idea how many times.

She's almost destroyed the world?

Huh? Do ya?!

How could you overlook someone.

Who is successfully tutoring a class of delinquents?

Who, who has created his own spell?

Who has saved wiz tech twice?

Not once, but twice!

And that's why it should be me,

and not her, but me!

Yeah, there, that should be good.

I don't know why you watch these wizard celebrity gossip shows.

They're all rubbish.

Goblins make bad life decisions.

Yep, we get it.

Well, you're gonna like it today. I heard I'm on it.

It's probably wizard of the year stuff.

We are gonna look so cute at that banquet together.

Oh, wait. I got you a corsage to give to me.

Here you go.

Oh, my gosh! It's perfect.

How did you know I like corsages?

Has the dashing beast tamer

Chase riprock finally met his match?

Photographers caught up with him making a secret visit

to wizard of the year winner, alex Russo.

Could this be the next celebrity power couple?

What?!

Let's see what the young wizards had to say.

I'm sure it's nothing.

Here, watch this part. I set the record straight.

Now, the big question: Are the beast tamer

and the wizard of the year dating?

Let's make it official.

Yeah, it's official.

What?!

What was that? You told them you guys were dating?

No, no, no! They must have cut out the part.

Where I told them about you, I swear.

Well, they certainly didn't cut out the smile on your face.

Did you see it when you said, "it's official"?

I'll tell you what's official. I'm quite angry.

It's a gossip show.

They probably didn't even have a story today,

so they just made something up like that.

I swear, they do it all the time. Ask Chase.

Chase? Chase.

Yes, your fabulous beast tamer,

who finds any excuse to come by and say hello.

I'll bet he's outside right now.

Waiting to congratulate you on...

...I don't know, brushing your hair.

Well, he's not, so I'll just do it.

Well done on brushing your hair!

Mason.