Masaba Masaba (मसाबा मसाबा)

Ma'am, sorry. I hope the noise from the kitchen didn't wake you.

No, man.

Actually, I haven't slept so well in such a long time.

Thank you for letting me stay.

I tried everyone's phone last night...

but no one picked up.

I didn't even have any cards or ID.

Ma'am, please...

You're most welcome.

Ma'am, actually, I didn't know your preference,

so I got both, the wheat ones as well as the chocolate ones.

Ma'am, actually the grocer only had regular milk

and no almond milk.

Listen, this is great, there's no need for so much formality.

Ma'am, sorry, the house is such a mess.

The house help hasn't come for two days, it's your first time here.

I must be making such a bad impression.

-I'm so sorry, ma'am. -Gehna! I love your home!

Ma'am, are you joking?

No, why would I joke?

I'm serious. I'm actually jealous of it.

You know, I've never had a house of my own.

I was either living with Vinay or my mom.

Seeing your home, I'm inspired to have my own space,

which I will decorate.

Ma'am, then why don't I call my broker?

Ma'am, he found me a house in two days!

-Two days? -Yes, ma'am!

Okay, why not. Let's try.

Ma'am, we're definitely at the right building.

Why don't you pick up your phone? We've been waiting outside for ages!

Madam, it's a fully furnished two-bedroom house.

With modern decor. And as you can see,

the chandelier comes in three colors: white, blue and red.

Do you see this grass?

So soft.

And you can even pick herbs for cooking right off the wall.

It's newly constructed, madam.

It'll be finished in two-three days. Look at the quality of this plywood!

Also, it's an Indian-style toilet. That's fine with you, right?

Isn't the rent a little too good?

Was someone murdered here?

Not at all, madam, nothing scary like murders.

Just a suicide, don't worry.

But just look at the view!

Don't think so much. Why don't you just call her?

Why should I do it? She can also call.

Both mother and daughter are alike.

Madam, one minute.

So, what happened about Geetika's fitting?

Ma'am, these are the two options, have a look.

Madam, you know how difficult it is for single ladies.

No one wants them as tenants!

But the landlord of this place is great.

He only wants single ladies!

Clearly.

Madam, look how soft the bed is!

Padma.

I'm not calling her.

I'm not getting in the middle of this fight.

I swear to God, this is the last time I get you a client!

Relax, I understand madam's taste now.

Wait till you see the next house! You won't be disappointed.

Madam, where will you get such property?

That too at this price.

Can I tell you a secret, madam?

It's a very lucky flat.

Any single lady who comes to live here, gets married super quick!

The last one got hitched in three months, madam!

Fine, fine. When can I meet the owner?

Give me two-three hours, I'll quickly arrange a meeting.

We'll lock this deal today, don't worry.

I think Mom will like it, too, don't you think?

Yeah.

Yes, I'm sure she'll love it.

Thank you, brother. You saved me from complete embarrassment.

I told you I understood her taste.

-Didn't disappoint you, did I? -No.

Told you!

"New house, new beginnings."

I see.

Shit.

-Hello? -Ms. Neena!

How are you?

To what do I owe this pleasure?

To the fact that you've forgotten about me?

Not at all, I think about you always!

Rubbish!

Everyone is getting cast except for me!

I just saw on Instagram.

They cast Ratna in Saat Samundar Paar. I could've also done that role!

Ms. Neena, I did recommend you to the producer.

But you live in Delhi, right?

But I don't live in Delhi!

For the last 30 years I have been living in Bombay!

Oh, no, I'm so sorry, Ms. Neena.

We thought you moved to Delhi after your wedding.

No, please, no. I stay here!

Okay? Please remember. Thank you very much.

We will definitely call you henceforth.

Please.

Madam...

The deposit for the new house is three lakh rupees.

Yeah, so?

So, is the payment to be done from your joint account with Vinay sir?

No, from mine, of course.

Then there's a problem.

If the deposit goes from your account

then you can say goodbye to everyone's salary.

You couldn't talk to me about this in my cabin?

Ma'am, it's the broker!

Yes, tell me.

Madam, that apartment, it's not that great.

You know what? I'll show you another one that's great!

What wasn't great? I liked it.

There's risk associated with celebrity tenants.

What do you mean?

Drugs, party, etc., happens everyday.

They walk around the society dressed in weird clothes.

It's a bad influence on kids.

What the fuck do you mean?

I'm not saying that, madam. The owners of the house are.

Just leave it. I'll get you another house.

What do you mean you'll "get me another one"?

And what if we encounter the same problem for that one?

Single, not okay. Divorcee, not okay.

Celebrity, not okay.

-Is it even okay that I'm human? -Madam, why are you getting upset?

Look, you are a celebrity and you are single.

Double danger, right?

There will always be issues.

But I'm here. Listen to me.

You should draft a contract stating you are married.

And get your husband's signature. That's hardly a big deal, right?

You want me to get his signature while we're in the middle of a divorce?

I mean, if you guys can't stand each other then I can try another way.

Excuse me, I'm not interested in your dubious solutions!

I've told you from the beginning that I want the house just for myself.

If it was always going to be a problem

then why did you show me so many houses and waste my time, you cunt!

Hi.

That was fucking cool!

-Language. -You're not my dad!

-Don't tell me what to do. -Behave.

And who's this little delight?

This is Pax, my ex-wife's daughter.

-Hi. -Hi.

Would you give us a moment, little delight?

Would you like a tour, Pax?

Gehna.

-Just show Pax around, please? -Definitely.

Show her Kareena's gown for the IIFA Awards.

Sure.

Come.

Have you started on your new collection?

The fashion show is in two months.

Yeah, I mean, I'm 80% there so...

You're either there or you're not.

It's a creative process, Dhairya. It's not so black and white.

But it is.

It's a simple yes or no question.

Do you have an idea for your new collection?

-I mean, I'm trying and I-- -Masaba!

Yes or no?

No, okay?

Look, it's not like I haven't been trying.

I've been trying and it's just not coming to me.

I know you have a lot going on in your personal life right now.

I think you should get somebody else to help you?

Maybe collaborate with?

You want someone else to come and design the new Masaba collection?

I just said "collaborate."

Okay. And who was "collaborating" with you when you were going through your divorce?

We all have our ways of handling things.

I'm sure by "we" you mean men, right?

And women just become hysterical damsels in distress!

Nobody thinks women can do anything on their own!

I mean, you can't get a collection done without a collaborator,

you can't get a house without a husband.

I mean, I've looked at 20,000 houses today

and they just won't give it to a woman who's single or famous!

I mean, what am I gonna do?

I'll maintain it, take care of it, put up nice curtains...

What am I, a tenant from hell?

I'm sorry, am I boring you?

Why are you texting me?

That's my friend's number. He's leasing his house.

You should check it out when you have the time.

And maybe then, you can get started on your new collection.

Padma. Should I put up this picture or this one?

-Show me the first one. -This one or this one?

Both are nice!

But I want to post one!

But...

Pick any one!

God, I want to post just one! Stupid.

But both are nice! I can't pick!

Can you show me the house in the evening?

All right, I'll come then.

It's Tuesday! It's Tuesday!