Steven Universe

Wow, Connie!

You really have all this college stuff figured out!

I've got a whole plan worked out

for early admission to University of Jayhawk,

but I'm still not sure if I'm going to major

in political science with a minor in sociology,

or major in sociology with a minor in poli sci.

Did establishing democracy across the galaxy

get you excited about politics?

Maybe, but as far as long-term career goals go,

I'm thinking more...

down-to-Earth.

Wow! 15 minutes went fast!

Aww, these study breaks are so short!

I know, right?

Oh, hold on, Connie!

You left this brochure at my place last time.

- Do you need it back? - Thanks,

but I've got two more at home and you know, Internet!

Oh, right...

But you'll let me know when you wanna hang, right?

Of course, silly!

Alright, for real now, bye!

Jayhawk, huh...

Where's Beach City?

Oh. That's really far.

Garnet? You're still home?

Steven.

I could really use your advice.

Hmm, come back to me later.

I gotta split.

I'm so sorry, Steven!

I'm running late to my lecture on alternate timelines!

Have a nice day with the scouts, beautiful!

Mwah!

Hey, Sapphire's got her thing,

but you can still talk to ol' Ruby!

Walk and talk, scout! I got things to do!

Oh, okay!

Okay, everyone!

You remember what we learned last week, right?

So... today is the day!

Brace yourselves. We're gonna...

sketch nature and animals!

I'm gonna ask you to feel the beauty

of everything that surrounds you.

Draw it with your heart!

And then you'll have the honor of receiving this

"Nature Sketching Badge"!

Let's go! No time to waste!

So what did you wanna talk about?

Every time I'm talking with Connie,

I just realize that she knows exactly

what she wants to do with her life,

and I don't.

When we're Stevonnie, I feel ready for anything.

But on my own, I feel lost and stuck.

I...

Ruby, what do I want?

Wow, that's a tough one.

I know!

Connie will probably go far away for college.

And I'm gonna stay here

not knowing what to do

and so far from her!

I want to stay with her, like you and Sapphire.

Wait!

All I wanna do is be with Connie,

so maybe that means that...

Connie is my future!

Steven, Steven, Steven, Steven!

Woop!

Huh!

Ah!

Steven! Propose!

What? Propose?

Well, Ruby, I'm not...

I'm not sure this is, uh...

Don't say you haven't thought about it.

I... Of course I have...

Do it! Do it!

Do it! Do it!

Do it!

Y-You sure?

Buddy! It worked for me!

And if you do it,

you'll have the honor of receiving this...

proposal badge!

If you're not so sure...

You should ask someone who can

see the future.

- Alright, class... - Sapphire!

Steven, right on time.

Sapphire!

I'm sorry to interrupt your class!

Ruby says I should propose to Connie,

but she said to check in with you and your future vision!

- I understand. - Let's run the numbers, shall we?

Alright, class,

using the concepts we've reviewed so far,

we're going to calculate the probability

of Steven's proposal to Connie succeeding.

Let's start with the probability she will be willing

to spend her life with someone.

Then we'll multiply that by your differential factor

of sociocultural marriage acceptance,

which is then multiplied by the happiness potential

of your cohabitation,

multiplied by the factor for fear of engagement,

multiplied by the intensity of the reciprocal love

for each other, and finally multiplied

by the robustness of your life plans.

Are you following so far?

N-N-No?

Oh, no! Sapphire, your work!

And there we have it.

Do you understand, Steven?

My marriage with Ruby, our fusion as Garnet,

eluded my future vision, defied every odd,

and changed the course of time!

We can write equations in the sand all day,

but a wave of chance can just come crashing in

and wash it all away.

Love... it's unquantifiable!

Even with my clairvoyance, I know better than anyone

that true love makes the impossible...

possible!

Do it, Steven.

Do it! Do it!

Do it!

Yeah. Yeah!

Alright, friends!

Take a good look at this guy while you can

'cause today may be his last day

as Steven Quartz Cutiepie Demayo Diamond Universe!