The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Dude, this statue of london is freakin' me out.

Its eyes...They follow you everywhere.

As opposed to the real london,

Whose eyes just stare blankly into space.

Come on, let's go, let's go.

London's paying us to dog sit, not dog brush.

I have to brush ivanna 150 times.

133--

Ah, good enough.

What's ivanna gonna do?

Call london in scotland and complain?

London: Hello? Ivanna?

Hello?

135, 136--

You know what? This is stupid.

No dog wants to be pampered like this.

Right, ivanna?

Madam, your filet tidbits and your sheep hoof.

Ok, but I still say ivanna's a dog,

And dog's love to fetch.

Ivanna, ivanna, ivanna.

Fetch.

Uh-oh!

You busted london's bust.

You think she'll notice?

Oh, we are so in trouble.

What do you mean "we"?

Hey, you were here. You're an accessory.

You're an idiot.

Then you're an accessory to an idiot.

Look, we've got to get this fixed

Before someone tells london.

london: Hello?

Ivanna? Hello?

R-orry, r-ondon. Wrong r-umber. Ruff!

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Oh, I assume you're here

For the barbershop quartet convention.

Ooh, good guess!

That is wonderful!

I love barbershop quartets.

Excuse me, pardon me.

Ok.

We need a new microphone for the lounge.

Oh, pish posh.

There's nothing wrong with this one.

oh, yes, there is.

Now, fix it, cheapskate!

Alright, alright.

I'll see what I can do.

But first I have to check in the mellow notes.

Oh, very cute.

Do you sing everything you say?

Maybe a little.

Wow, barbershop quartets.

Oh, good.

You see them, too.

Ooh, I also see stacey from school.

Man, she's cute.

Well, why don't you ask her out?

Well, I tried that once.

But I was so nervous, all that came out was...

And a little bit of gas.

I'm terribly sorry,

But we're completely booked for this weekend.

But I really wanted to have my birthday slumber party here.

I know, I am so sorry.

You know what? Have a complimentary tipton pen.

Why is there a girl with a bikini on it?

Ok, wrong pen.

There you are.

Happy birthday.

Poor stacey doesn't get her sleepover.

Actually, she does.

Don't you see? This is perfect!

We can rent stacey london's suite

And use the money to fix that statue we broke.

We broke?

Ok, the ball broke.

I don't know.

Your last plan ended us up in a vat of marshmallow topping.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Look...

You give stacey her birthday party,

Ift,

She'll be I'm in! Really grateful.

Hey, scehi, guys.

Look, we heard for your birthday.

Cody here can totally hook you up!

Really?!

That is so fantabulous!

Mom, guess what.

P the suite for me.

But the manager id

Oh, th how

Ma but the manager since you are the junior activities director...

I amuh, yes.

Yes, I am!

Actually, I'm the senior junior activities director.

Her sleepover party this saturdaytaco wi be having

In the london suite.

Which, as you know, is vacant.

Because you, yourself, are a tween at heart.

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Ah ifou pay with cash.

Girls, welcome to the london suite.

Now, there are just a few ground rules.

If you would just-- oh! Ooh! Hey!

No, don't touch that painting!

Ladies, please. This is a high-class hotel,

Not a bouncing room. Sit!

You should see the closet!

It has more clothes than the mall,

And an escalator!

Um, you see, about that--

Why are someone else's clothes in here?

Uh, well...

It's, uh...Part of the sleepover package.

Yeah, the dress up option.

You mean we can try these on?

Why not?

5 bucks a head.

2, 3, thank you, thank you.

Thank you.

I'm hungry.

Let's order room service.

Sure.

No!

Uh, you can't order room service.

Uh, that's my job. What do you want?

Steak! Lobster!

Baked alaska!

Uh, you're getting pizza.

That's good. Works for me.

Mmm.

Come on, cody.

There's one cute girl waiting upstairs for you.

And 5 waiting for me.

Look, stacey will not be impressed

Unless these pants are properly pleated.

Yeah, 'cause chicks dig pleats!

Ya-ello.

Uh-oh.

What uh-oh?

Don't uh-oh!

What's the uh-oh?

The girls want to order pizza.

We don't have enough money to buy 10 pizzas.

What are we going to do?

Get me my pizza apron.

And my pants.

Thought I ditched-- left you guys in the lobby.

What are you doing here?

Oh, gee, guys, I'd love to.

But seriously, I've got to make dinner for my kids.

You know, without me, they wouldn't eat.

Tomato. Tomato.

Mozzarella. Mozzarella.

Pesto.

What-so?