Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce

Previously on "Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce"...

This about Frump moving back?

I am a little bit worried. Frump and I don't mix.

I just rented a place in NoHo and moved in yesterday.

Maybe I'll brush off the ol' smartphone

and give the dating apps another whirl.

Let's do it. I'm totally game to get back out there, too.

- Guess who's allergic to sperm. - What does that all mean?

If I have to have a baby, my best option is IVF.

And you need Phoebe to stab you.

By midnight or my ovaries turn into a pumpkin.

Everything all right here?

We were just hanging out and talking.

I think what you're doing is brave but stay away from Tony.

Don't go there. Frump just got back,

and not to mention Zooey.

She wanted a normal friend night out.

You needed that, Jo, not them, you.

In the end, all I really wanted is for this to feel like

a home for everyone when the kids are here.

This place will never be their home.

You got it?

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The Goop team is really nice.

I'm telling you. You'd be surprised.

But no Gwyn, bummer.

We've been over this, Abby; no one calls her Gwyn.

I want to make Gwyn happen.

All right, Babs, we need more New York intel.

You are our official west coast website spy.

Sites are going bold.

My sense is we gotta up our game, our brand.

Take it to the next level. Maybe even revisit the conversation...

Oh, God, product licensing.

Yes, I know, you dream big.

Wait, like, "Lady Parts" water?

Ooh, "Lady Parts" chewing gum.

Wait, no, that sounds weird. Sorry.

Okay, ladies, you have a meeting and I gotta bounce

'cause I gotta get gussied up

for my "New York One" appearance.

All right, bye! Good luck.

Bye.

Oh, my God, that Barbara, she really pushes us, doesn't she?

Bold, big.

I guess there's no harm in revisiting

the whole product licensing thing.

Yes! I'll reach out to my contact at William Street Partners.

Great, fantastic.

And now, guess what it's time for.

Uh-oh. What?

I love this game.

- Go. - Revamp the homepage,

more interactive, brighter, more pop.

I love it. Go.

Something with up-and-coming innovators,

20-somethings who are making it happen.

Motto did that recently, but good, go.

Has anyone heard of The Fury?

Wait.

Isn't she that bad-ass marathon runner?

Yeah. Tess Fury, buzz is building

that she's poised to be top woman at the LA Marathon,

beating out ladies way younger than her.

Wow, that's amazing. So are... what are you thinking?

- Sponsorship or? - Well, it speaks to our demographic.

- Yeah. - My aunt knows her trainer.

They... they climbed Everest together.

You need to get a line on The Fury,

and clearly, we need to do a story on your aunt.

Oh, my God, this is great. Yes, yes, yes.

Our little egg farm, it's amazing!

I'm so proud of you, D.

Yeah, well, what can I say? I know how to grow 'em.

Twenty healthy eggs, that is huge.

It's microscopic, but it's huge.

That's about... It's above average.

Now, they have to get some UCLA grad's sperm, harvest 'em,

and make some embryos. That is so sci-fi.

It's like the pod cave scene from "Alien."

Thank you for that visual.

It's so exciting. You're part of the mom club.

- Oh, there's a club? - Both: Yeah.

Every other Thursday we get together

- at the South Pasadena Y. - No, it's not like that.

It's just something we all share. The rest of us...

Well, it sounds a little culty, huh.

That... but that's not what I meant.

All right, I'm gonna go to work.

Future career mom walking out of here.

Walking, walking, walking. Right.

Yeah, little miss hormonal gets hangry.

Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah. Oh, is that him?

What are you... you think every guy that walks in here

is my lunch date.

- That's him. - Chill out.

Oh, my God.

Wait, hold on, hold on, I think that's him.

Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner.

Winner's gonna be your bits and pieces

when he has his way with you.

Stop it. It's a first date.

Oh, my gosh. Okay, how do I look?

Not a day over a million bucks. Go get him.

Thank you.

Byron?

- Phoebe? Hi. - Hi.

Hi, Phoebe. Nice to meet you.

You, too. Wow, your profile picture doesn't do you justice.

Oh, wow, thank you. That... that's sweet.

You, too. Guys usually post pictures

that are like five to ten years younger than they actually are.

Yeah, I actually go the other way and age my photos up.

- Oh. - Mm-hmm, Photoshop, yeah.

Diminished expectations. Smart.

- Yeah. -

- Do you want to sit down? - Yeah, sure.

Okay, great.

- Hey, you two. - Hey.

How were the deliveries, my little delivery girl?

Good. Dad said I'm a better driver than you.

Oh.

Well, what? You gonna deny it?

- She does everything better than us. - True.

She did ask to make her first solo drive, FYI.

Well, she has her license. Had to happen eventually.

What are you doing tomorrow night?

I got an AA meeting tonight,

but Zooey and I talked about going to see a movie.

Big plans. I have plans with Albert.

- Plans with Albert. - Right.

Sure, plans. Hot date?

Well, I was hoping that she could stay with you

because he's... He's making me dinner

and there's gonna be candlelight and wine

and we were hoping we could get the place to ourselves.

Why am I still talking?

I have no idea.

But yeah, sure. That's fine.

We'll miss you. Tell Big Al I say... good luck.

- I will. - Yeah.

So, yeah, he pretty much said, "Pick me or your career."

- That's... - I mean, there's still a lot of love there,

but I think that was the point of no return for us.

I mean, it's really hard to come back from something like that.

Yeah.

That was marriage number three.

Yeah, okay. Wow.

- I over-shared, didn't I? - What? No.

That was, um...

- informative. - I'm so sorry.

I don't usually move this fast.

It's just you seem really great,

and I feel really comfortable,

and... that stuff comes out eventually.

- Right? - Eventually?

Yeah. No, I don't... I realize we just met.

I know that. I just...

I really sometimes hate holding back the real for the chitchat.

It just feels phony.

I cannot stop talking.

Do you want some tea or coffee?

This is my friend's place so we can get you anything you want.

- Do you want a scone? - Oh, God.

Oh, no, Phoebe, this work thing just came up.

I-I have to... I'm so sorry.

- Oh, it's... - It's really great to meet you.

- Yes. - Just, um...

Super great to meet you, too.

- Great. - Yeah.

Yes, I'm finished. Thanks.

Mike!

Laina's aunt came through.

She got The Fury's trainer to bring her here

tomorrow night. What?

- Nicely done. - I know.

- I'm so excited. - Yeah, you are.

Why not the office?

She's a little anti-establishment,

- a bit of a rebel. - The Fury, clearly.

I know, makes me love her more.

So we thought my place, personal touch, low-key shindig.

Good job. I like.

Well, it'd be a better job

if I had someone here to speak fluent athlete with her.

Now, you really think

I want to go to Rancho Mirage for a corporate retreat?

Mm.

Well, yes, I kind of do, actually.

- Diabolical plans! - Whoa-ho-ho!

So this... this retreat,

is it the entire Dodgers organization or...

No, no Collette. She's up in Sacramento

coordinating the opening of the literacy center.

It's been a dream of hers, got a huge grant.

She's very passionate about it.

Well, she's a very passionate person.

That was a compliment.

Not the way you said it. She really upset you.