Transformers: The Last Knight

Where in hell is your so-called magician?

He will be here, Lancelot.

He swore it.

They're preparing for a second wave.

Charge!

This... This is what the end looks like.

Your so-called magician, Merlin, cannot help us.

We're outnumbered, 100 to 1.

How are we gonna get out of this?

He promised a weapon, one of great power.

Arthur, you are my king.

I will lay down my life for you, but this Merlin is no wizard.

He's a worthless drunkard!

Oh, God, I'm sozzled! (SIGHS)

One last nip.

Magic does exist.

It was found, long ago,

inside a crashed alien ship.

Hello?

Hello!

It is I,

conjurer of spirits, master of the dark arts!

Is anyone there?

It is I, Merlin.

The wizard?

Remember me?

- (ROARS) - (GROANS)

No! I kept your secret! I did! Just as I promised!

I told no one of your existence. No one!

But you have to understand, we Britons

are in a desperate fight.

End-of-times sort of thing. I mean it.

It's happening down there now as we speak.

It's awful!

Big personalities just sort of clashing and (GROANS) bloody.

I hate to ask... But we need your help.

There are no spells. There is no magic.

- We retreat. Live to fight another day. - No!

Without sacrifice... There can be no victory.

This is madness!

He will be here.

All right, I am what they say!

I'm a liar, I'm a charlatan. I've deceived my whole life.

But if I could, for one moment,

change this world for the better,

I would give up everything. Everything!

I'd give up drink, money, wom...

Drink and money.

Look.

Good men will die without your help.

Women. Children.

I know your world was destroyed. I'm sorry.

But please don't let ours die, too.

I beg of you.

Guardian Knights, transform. Dragon is yours to command.

Oh. Yes.

That would be just the thing.

Protect this staff.

One day a great evil will come for it.

Oh, yes!

Charge!

It has been said through the ages,

without sacrifice,

there can be no victory.

There are mysteries to the universe

we were never meant to solve.

I am Optimus Prime

and this message is to my creators:

Leave planet Earth alone.

'Cause I'm coming

for you.

These are troubled times.

Optimus Prime has left us to find his makers.

Some say he will never return.

His sworn enemy, Megatron... Vanished.

Without leaders, chaos reigns.

Two species at war.

One flesh, one metal.

Transformers are declared illegal on Earth.

The world has set up a new paramilitary force.

The TRF.

Except in Cuba,

Castro lets them sun on his beaches.

Hola, amigo! Come on! Vamonos!

No, he's busy. - He's always busy.

A mojito needs ice.

Ice!

We are not animals.

But these alien beings keep arriving.

Endless waves of them.

Too many to count.

We look to the skies with dread and we wonder.

This is the jam! Ooh, I like this.

Good choice. Good choice.

Get it off my desk.

- (MUSIC PLAYING) - No way! (LAUGHS)

Where'd you get that?

How much of our time remains?

One hundred billion trillion planets in the cosmos...

No, get the Director on the phone. Go, go, go!

And they choose Earth.

Why?

Y'all want to see some dead robots?

You crazy? This is an alien No-Go Zone.

Government doesn't want us to go in here.

We're not supposed to be here.

We're kids, man. We get away with anything.

Nah, man.

I'm getting me a souvenir.

Whoa, this is the real deal.

There's a dead one over there.

Cool! Not cool.

TRF shot 'em down.

Whatever. My dad says shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out.

Chihuahua.

Bro, what is that? - Dude.

It's a robot!

Dude, I think it's dead.

Nah, bro.

Yeah, it's totally dead.

He's definitely, definitely dead.

I know, right?

Wait, guys. I think it's moving.

Warning! Unauthorized trespassing.

Shit.

This is the Department of Homeland Security.

You are trespassing in an alien contamination zone.

Please step forward calmly and surrender.

Hey!

Mira, puto!

Sqweeks! Do it!

Follow me!

Come on, get up!

Hey, sir. This area is active.

We just had two Sentinels go down.

What have you got?

Never look back!

It's coming! - All right, go in there.

Damn. I almost had a heart attack!

Relax. We're covered.

- (WHIRRING) - Sqweeks!

What's that?

What the...

- What happened to your arm? - (MECHANICAL WHIRRING)

- Shot you? - (WHIRRING)

Damn it!

He can't transform.

I'm trying to fix him.

But you're being a baby about it, Sqweeks.

It's all right. You did good.

Wow. You have a big heart...

That seems to be working.

What's your workout routine?

Whoa!

It's all right. It's all right. I told you.

"Covered." It's Canopy.

Cyclops, zoom in on target.

Unable PID. Visual on five little feathers.

Kids. Shit.

Cannot confirm Decepticon.

No badge. I got kids in danger.

- Canopy thing's pretty crazy. - It's none of your business.

Stop flirting.

Request immediate air support. Danger close. Do not fire.

Who is he? - Let's go.

Far as you're concerned, my boyfriend.

How long's that been going on?

You kids gotta get out of here.

"Kids"? You're here.

I live here.

This is my home.

What's this? The living room or the dining room?

Someone's gotta take care of 'em.

I don't think so.

- They're scared. They're lost. - Hurry.

I've got a heat signature. Hostile intent is displayed.

Tango is armed.

On location 30 seconds. Am I cleared to fire?

No, place, no home, no family. Do you know how that feels?

No, 'cause your asses got big old houses to go home to.

- We got a condo. - Shh!