The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Hey, bobby. Thanks.

Thank you.

Great show.

Thank you.

Hey, cute guy.

Third table from the left.

My left, not your

-hi. Hi.

Gangway. Coming through. Watch out.

Zack, what are you doing?

Winning.

Excuse me. Hi, mom.

Cody! Stop. Right now.

I hope you don't mind. I have kids.

Hello?

Look out. Look out! I can't stop.

Unh. What is going on?

If it's not one thing, it's--

Mama! Aah!

Mr. Moseby, are you ok?

Here at the tipton,

It's the guest that matters, not the manager.

Look what you guys did.

You broke mr. Moseby.

You are so grounded.

When you say grounded,

Does that include the pool and gym?

Our room

On the 23rd floor.

Mr. Moseby, I'm sorry.

You won't see them down here for a long, long time.

Till they go to college.

Or prison.

Guys, just once would it kill you to behave?

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody S01E05 Grounded On the 23rd Floor

It's there.

No, it isn't.

Yes, it is. Right there.

Are you blind?

You can totally feel it.

Ow, you pulled the skin.

That's 'cause there's no hair there.

And no deodorant.

Aw, you're looking for armpit hair.

Mom!

My little boys are becoming little men.

You should really knock.

We don't walk in on you.

Actually, you do.

And you bring friends.

Look, we've got to talk about last night.

We do not want a repeat of the dream valley lodge incident.

I swear I thought it was a black cat with a white stripe.

Here's a thought.

What do you say we keep this job and get you a babysitter?

Babysitter?

W-wait, you just said we were little men.

Ok. A little men sitter.

I was thinking maybe maddie

who works in the gift shop. She needs the money.

Like us

Baby's got it going on.

She's got what going where?

I don't know what I'm saying.

Yeah, you better not.

He doesn't.

Yes, I do. No, you don't.

Yes, I do.

Mr. Moseby. Good morning. What a surprise.

Good morning, mr. Moseby.

What brings you up so early?

Couldn't sleep.

Nightmares.

Actually, I am here to discuss your bill.

What bill?

Room and board are part of my deal

Yes, only you have exceeded your first month's allowance by...

Breathe!

Breathe, mom. Breathe.

Oh, my.

Mr. Moseby, you can't be serious.

I am powerless to be otherwise.

I don't know how this happened.

Room service!

Somebody ordered the "I'm sorry for what we did last night" buffet.

Eggs benedict with caviar?

Must be a mistake.

We ordered toast and a raisin.

You guys are bleeding me dry here.

Oh, my mistake.

This was meant for the other mommy with twins on the 23rd floor.

Uh, I'm sorry.

I didn't--I mean they--they were--

I understand.

Children sometimes can be a burden.

You have kids?

No, and after seeing yours,

not gonna happen.

Video games,

pay per view--

You had your underwear dry-cleaned?

Feels good.

Sit.

Now, look, guys.

We may live in a palace,

But we're not royalty.

I think you're a queen, mommy.

Aw. Put a sock in it.

Come on, guys.

This is the best gig we've ever had,

And without it, we're broke.

With it, we're broke.

Don't you guys realize what a great opportunity this is for us?

I don't have to go out on the road any more. We can all be together.

Yeah, I like it better here than at grandma's.

Yeah. Last time, she dropped her false teeth in my chocolate milk.

I rest my case.

So, please, be good.

We will.

Hey, we live here. I live here, too.

Hey, check it out. I found 5 bucks in my pocket.

Those are my pants.

Cool. Candy's on you. Ok.

Let's hitch a ride.

Shotgun.

Driver, to the candy shop.

You got it.

Shouldn't we give the money to mom?

Not until she learns to manage money better.

We're broke.

Hey, maddie.

I want 2 zabbabbas, a sweetie tweetie, And 7-foot licorice chain.

I see you're cutting down.

So, guys, I've completely reorganized the candy display.

Now, tell me, what draws your eye?

You do, sweet thing.

Please. Some of this candy is older than you.

Paparazzi. I can smell them.

What's going on here?

They're waiting for Bobby Carillo, center fielder for the sox,

And ursula the lingerie model.

They're getting married here on Saturday.

Dude, he's the best player ever.

And she's real good at what she does.

Oh, yeah. Takes real brains to sit on a horse in your underwear.

Stay back

I mean, what is the big deal?

Money, baby.

Tuck. Hi.

What does he have that I don't have?

Armpit hair.

Word on the street is

the tabloids are paying $20,000 for a shot of the bride and groom's first kiss.

You are so plugged in.

This hotel doesn't run without me.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yeah!

What are you thinkin'?

We can take a picture of the kiss

And we'll be rich.

We can pay mom back.

And we'll be rich.

We won't be burdens anymore.

And we'll be rich.

And whatever's left, we can give to charity.

I swear, we're not related.

Maddie, I need a camera, and charge it, please.

Candy.

Thank you.

We're rich. We're rich.

We're rich.

Not quite. Not quite.

Nobody is getting into that wedding without a printed invitation.

I am.

Little me, back from paris.

Hello, maddie.

Hi, london.

So, how are you getting into the wedding?

My daddy owns the hotel. Duh.

Can you get us in?

Yes,

but I'm not going to. Duh.

I fly solo.

Oh, yeah.

Like that time you let yourself into that rock star's room with the master key.

Johnny Rip thought it was endearing.

He even wrote me.

That was a restraining order.

Look,

I'm going to that wedding.

I'll be on the cover of this magazine,

And you'll be selling it. Duh.

We're never gonna get in here.

There will be security at every door.

And this is the ballroom.

Which we will magically transform into your wedding chapel.

Oh, my.

Where will beyonce sing during the ceremony?

Copenhagen.

Her tour has been extended.