The Thundermans

- I hope you're all ready for tonight's Model U.N.

You'll get a window into world politics.

You'll be graded on how well you represent

your assigned country.

Hey!

Shhh.

Hey...girl.

- We've talked about this, Gideon.

So, the whole point of Model U.N.

is to achieve world peace.

- You'll get no peace from Greenland!

Thanks to world pollution, our ice is melting

and our polar bears "no-bear" to go.

And I'll keep dropping bad puns until the madness stops.

- Oh, Mrs. Austin, look what I can do!

Wah! Wah! Guh! Guh! Guh! Guh! Guh!

- Do you need to go to the nurse's office?

Guh! Guh! Guh!

That was close.

That was so not worth it!

Nice flip, Phoebe.

You from a circus family?

- Mrs. Austin, I'm sorry I missed class.

- I don't know what's going on with you lately,

but you're about to flunk.

That means you'll have to make this class up in night school.

- I don't wanna go to school at night.

Tell you what.

If you, as Argentina,

bring peace to Model U.N., you pass.

- Wait, didn't you say last week that no one's ever done that?

Yeah, it's impossible.

Good luck!

*

- So, why were you late to class this time?

- Max adopted a thousand hamsters.

Aw, cute.

To power a doomsday device.

Ooh, sinister.

- I've been so busy trying to save Hiddenville from him,

I can barely keep up with school.

Although, I did figure out a way

to keep him contained for awhile.

- The hamster has become the hamstee.

There you are!

- It also came filled with a little bit of helium.

- You may have won the battle, Phoebe,

but the war isn't over!

*

* What you see

* Is not what you get

* Livin' our lives with a secret *

* We fit right in

* Bet you never guessed

* 'Cause we're livin' our lives *

* Just like all the rest

* A picture perfect family *

* Is what we try to be

* Look closer, you might see *

* The crazy things we do

* This isn't make believe *

* It's our reality

* Just your average family

* Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble *

* Livin' a double life *

- Cherry, what am I gonna do?

If I don't pass, I have to go to night school.

And night school's filled with creepers and weirdos.

It's not so bad.

I took a night class on how to improve your memory.

Anyway...

I don't know how I'm supposed to get world peace

with Allison in our class.

I once fought a guy with a crab claw for a hand--

and she's scarier!

And between her and Max,

you totally have your hands full.

- Ha! Ha! I'm a wrecking ball now, Phoebe!

- I hate that he's having so much fun in there.

Hey, what if I set Max and Allison up on a date tonight?

Then they would both be outta my hair.

Speaking of your hair,

is it like shinier than usual?

- New conditioner. - Love it!

But your plan's horrible.

Allison and Max don't even like each other.

- But what if I just told them that they did?

- Well, then that would be lying.

- Um, I prefer the term "creative coupling."

Allison, what's up, sister? - Hi, Phoebe.

I'm just writing some chants for Model U.N.

No peace! No way! We don't care what you say!

- You know who else loves yelling in my face?

My brother Max.

Oh, I know Max.

I don't like him at all.

- That's 'cause you don't know the real Max.

In fact, he's researching forms of clean energy--

like hamster power.

- I love hamsters! - So does he!

Check it out!

- Oh, ho, ho, look at the little guy.

- And I know for a fact he has a crush on you.

So, what do ya say?

You wanna go out with hamster boy?

- I guess one night out won't hurt.

- I can't. Model U.N., remember?

- Oh, you didn't get the email?

Mrs. Austin moved it to tomorrow.

Yeah.

Splatburger, 7:30, bye!

*

Max?

Ice? That's weird.

Three, two, one!

Woo! Oh, yeah!

New record.

Never.

What are you doin' down here?

Get out.

- Fine. I was just gonna tell you about

a hot girl who has a crush on you.

- Hot girl. Crush. I'm listening.

- It's a trap! - Shush. Shush. Shush.

Who? - Allison.

- It was a trap. I don't wanna date her.

She's trying to save the world.

I'm trying to destroy it.

- True, but she's super into you.

Well...

I guess we have that in common.

- So, are you good with tonight?

- Let me check with my assistant.

Hm...

Tonight we have the thing

we were gonna destroy with the thing.

- Allison said she'd pay. - Cancel the thing.

- Perfect. Splatburger. 7:30. Bye!

- See if she has an evil pet!

Unless it's a cat. I don't date cats.

And I'm not ready to talk about it.

- All right, guys, we're heading out.

Max and Phoebe have plans.

But Cousin Blobbin should be here any minute.

- I don't know why we need a babysitter.

Surprise attack!

That's why.

Hey, why can't I babysit?

- 'Cause Chloe can teleport to anywhere

at any time and you... you can't hold a cup.

- Don't judge him. It's harder than it looks.

Also, we don't trust you

because you are an evil villain.

- Max is evil. He babysits all the time.

- Max is not evil. He's just going through a phase.

- It's not a phase! I'm evil!

- Oh, Blobbin says he's about to drop in.

Thunderman!

Blobbin!

- Blobbin, why did you jump out of a plane

without using a parachute?

- Oh, I didn't come by plane.

My scientists at Blob-Co catapulted me here.

Being indestructible is fun!

Hi-ya! Hi-ya! Hi-ya!

Oh, my goodness.

Is this Chloe? - Mm-hm.

Aww...

Do you have a hug for your Cousin Blobbin?

Filthy.

- Cousin Blobbin! - Ohhhh...

- Oh, Hank and I have so much trouble

leaving our babies behind.

Right, Hank

- Oh, okay, I guess we're leaving.

Okay. All right, kids. Be good!

- Don't worry. They're in safe hands.

Hey, who wants to launch a rocket tonight?

I do! Yay!

*

Uh, ha. Let me guess.

Your country is Turkey.

Well, that changes things.

Oh, you'll like this.

Uh, I just brokered a deal between Scotland and Norway.

Gideon wanted that Viking shield

and Wolfgang wanted that sweet bagpipe.

- Oh, by the way, I brought a peace cake for later,

so that everyone can have a "peace" of cake.

Yeah, the woman at the bakery didn't laugh either.

- It's a good thing that Max and Allison

agreed to go on that date, even if you did have to lie.

- I really don't wanna go to school at night.

- Phoebe, Russia has demands.

It's me, Oyster.

I will sign peace,

if Turkey gives me turkey sandwiches.

Mother Russia skipped lunch today.

I could get you one of Australia's stuffies.

Gobble. Gobble.